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The Northern Monkey

on number 8 of 12 mini savoury eggs (tesco's own scotch eggs).
Should I eat the rest?

It would be rude not to surely?!

cooldad

Very rude. Do it.

sheepsteeth

you should eat the rest, between 2 potato waffles with the holes in each filled with a bit of breaded scampi.

nicklouse

dipped in Brown sauce.

The Northern Monkey

Forgot about this thread... they'd gone within 3 mins... all eaten after a dunk in Brown sauce!

cat_with_no_tail

sheepsteeth wrote:

you should eat the rest, between 2 potato waffles with the holes in each filled with a bit of breaded scampi.

I'll fill your holes with scampi in a minute.

Thewaylander

You haven't got a good scampi hole filing in you...

Anonymous

What's that fishy smell?

MountainMonster

That would be CWNT's scamp.

Raymondavalon

Wash them down with pickled onions and some Branston Relish.
Go to a shopping mall or similar, find an elevator, get in when it's quite full and discharge the most lethal, but silent egg & pickle fart...

Exit the lift feeling satisfied you made the very most of this snack

mtb crazy

hahahaha lovely boys! the scampi idea is the best.... though minus scotch eggs :P

nicklouse

Raymondavalon wrote:

Wash them down with pickled onions and some Branston Relish.
Go to a shopping mall or similar, find an elevator, get in when it's quite full and discharge the most lethal, but silent egg & pickle fart...

Exit the lift feeling satisfied you made the very most of this snack

you miss the Obvious.

Pickled eggs is easier.