Danny Dyer auction

finchy

If Danny Dyer were placed into a gigantic blender, how much would you bid to be the person to press the "on" switch?

Ben6899

He wouldn't dare press it. Because Danny Dyer would get his mum onto him!

Anonymous

I think it would cost nothing. Just a sense of immense satisfaction from the act itself.

Bobbinogs

Never heard of him, what does he do?

MattC59

Bobbinogs wrote:

Never heard of him, what does he do?

ees fakin ard, that's wot !

finchy

Bobbinogs wrote:

Never heard of him, what does he do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Dyer

Most famous for glorifying football hooligans and other lovely types.

finchy

MattC59 wrote:

Bobbinogs wrote:

Never heard of him, what does he do?

ees fakin ard, that's wot !

You're 'avin' a girarf, 'e's a cream puff.

The Ors

Bobbinogs wrote:

Never heard of him, what does he do?

He's a 'Luvvie'

crumbschief

I'd heard DD is the dogs.

cornerblock

I would wheely love to pwess the on switch. He's pwoper annoying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfcnAvx7fc8

shouldbeinbed

you're not extreme enough. what you need is a good old fashioned bacon slicer, a nice toasty flat iron for cauterising blood loss and a month or two free to make him an inch shorter every day.

e's a wankahhhhhhhhh

Gazzaputt

Danny Dyer geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

jimmythecuckoo

love him.