Zipvit energy gels.....
bails87
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I was flagging a bit on my way to work this morning, remembered I had a Zipvit energy gel in the back pocket of my jersey(got it free with an order from Wiggle, where's the Haribo?!). So I thought "why not" and got it out and started to eat/drink it.
I say "eat/drink" becuase it's got a strangely gloopy texture that's not quite liquid.
So there I was at the side of the road, squeezing the tube to get the warm, sticky 'goo' into my mouth, and my brain suddenly made an off-putting suggestion of what it may have been vaguely similar to.
"Oh well", I though, "at least it's blackcurrant flavour.....hmmm, that must also mean it's purple". So I thought, I'd squeeze a bit out of the tube so I could see that it's purple, which would kill any unwanted associations.....
Seriously.....would it kill them to use a bit of food colouring?! It's exactly the same colour as man-milk!
Much stickier on your lips though.
So, in summary, my tip for the day is if you want to make a banana even more suggestive, put some Zipvit on it.
I say "eat/drink" becuase it's got a strangely gloopy texture that's not quite liquid.
So there I was at the side of the road, squeezing the tube to get the warm, sticky 'goo' into my mouth, and my brain suddenly made an off-putting suggestion of what it may have been vaguely similar to.
"Oh well", I though, "at least it's blackcurrant flavour.....hmmm, that must also mean it's purple". So I thought, I'd squeeze a bit out of the tube so I could see that it's purple, which would kill any unwanted associations.....
Seriously.....would it kill them to use a bit of food colouring?! It's exactly the same colour as man-milk!
Much stickier on your lips though.
So, in summary, my tip for the day is if you want to make a banana even more suggestive, put some Zipvit on it.
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They're based in Rugeley0
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Probably made from the boiled bones in the abbatoir then!!
BUt did it give you a boost, they say theres a lot of calories in man milk0 -
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El Capitano wrote:
Would be quite good I suppose, but I've actually lost nearly 5 stone :shock:
It might be a way to slow Lawman down when were away though
I mean feed him lots of Zipvit, not all Bobby Monk into his mouth whils't he's asleep, not again anyway0 -
Gazlar wrote:El Capitano wrote:
It might be a way to slow Lawman down when were away though
I mean feed him lots of Zipvit, not all Bobby Monk into his mouth whils't he's asleep, not again anyway
We could just distract him with a picture of a ginger and then fill his mojo with lead. And that's not a euphemism!Would be quite good I suppose, but I've actually lost nearly 5 stone :shock:
I know that, but this rabble don't! You're wasting away though, you obviously need fattening up. You know what's got lots of calories......0 -
bails87 wrote:Gazlar wrote:El Capitano wrote:
It might be a way to slow Lawman down when were away though
I mean feed him lots of Zipvit, not all Bobby Monk into his mouth whils't he's asleep, not again anyway
We could just distract him with a picture of a ginger and then fill his mojo with lead. And that's not a euphemism!Would be quite good I suppose, but I've actually lost nearly 5 stone :shock:
I know that, but this rabble don't! You're wasting away though, you obviously need fattening up. You know what's got lots of calories......
Well its time for them to know !!!
And what do you mean a picture of a ginger, we have Mat, 1 pint and he's anybody's, 2 pints and he's everybody's
And yeah yeah I know I need fattening up but you can't fight the bad aids and worms all at once, not unless you are Mark Fowler0
