Oops I just put my cycle clothing in the toilet

solsurf
solsurf Posts: 489
edited May 2011 in The bottom bracket
After cycling to and from work yesterday and then went out for a quick mountain bike ride that turned into a 4 hour epic, with a total of just over 5 hours cycling and little food, meant I was a little tired. And after taking my clothes off I chucked them in what I thought was the laundry basket, then I thought - I don't remeber the laundry basket having that soft close feature Oops as I fished the clothes out the toilet!
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I think I'd have figured that one out the moment I'd noticed that the laundry basket wouldn't flush...
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  • plowmar
    plowmar Posts: 1,032
    I'm just worried about what he puts in the laundry basket, flushing or not.
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Not cycling related but one morning when very tired I put the milk in the cupboard and only realised my mistake when trying to force the cornflakes box into a gap in the fridge and noticing after the third push they wouldn't fit! :lol:
  • forcutty
    forcutty Posts: 1,055
    Shaving foam on toothbrush :lol:
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    forcutty wrote:
    Shaving foam on toothbrush :lol:

    I have squeezed toothpaste onto my hand but realised before rubbing it onto my face and surely everyone has put milk in the cupboard :lol:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.

    We will have to guess then, in a toaster? Got your Willy and a slice of bread mixed up first thing in the morning. :shock:
  • Drysuitdiver
    Drysuitdiver Posts: 474
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.


    I got caught with my dick in the bacon slicer at work..........................



    I got sacked and she got left off with a written warning .



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  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    Drysuitdiver wrote:
    I got caught with my dick in the bacon slicer at work..........................
    I got sacked and she got left off with a written warning .

    Well played Sir, have a cookie. :P
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    the flat were lived in as a kid had a flight of stairs to the middle of the landing with the bathroom at the end of the landing. I was asked to put the loo rolls in the bathroom but being the lazy tyke I was at the time I got to the top of the stairs and threw them into the bathroom and they landed with a splash :oops: :oops: A perfect shot into the pan.
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  • PhilofCas
    PhilofCas Posts: 1,153
    for some reason what you've said reminds me of people rolling home drunk and having a pee in the cupboard :oops:
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Reminds me of the story of a lad staying at his girlfriends for xmas.

    House rules meant that he was sleeping downstairs on a sofa. After a heavy night out on Xmas eve he returned to the future inlaws and went to bed. He was woken early on Xmas morning to screams of hysteria and a horrendous smell. It seems that during his hungover and somewhat disorrientated night he had done a number two in the oven.
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  • PhilofCas
    PhilofCas Posts: 1,153
    oo sh1t (literally)
  • solsurf
    solsurf Posts: 489
    All washed now (in the washing machine! got that right) just wish it hadn't included my new Assos arm warmers :roll:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.

    In dieseldog ? :D
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    :lol:


    No, it wasn't that bad.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • ColinJ
    ColinJ Posts: 2,218
    plowmar wrote:
    I'm just worried about what he puts in the laundry basket, flushing or not.
    Have you ever been to Greece? :wink:
  • rake
    rake Posts: 3,204
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a crap.
  • ColinJ
    ColinJ Posts: 2,218
    rake wrote:
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a crap.
    I was a bit taken aback by that!

    I was told that it is because their pipes get clogged up with the paper. Why Greek pipes and nobody else's? If a huge turd can make its way through the pipes why can't a couple of sheets of Andrex?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ColinJ wrote:
    rake wrote:
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a crap.
    I was a bit taken aback by that!

    I was told that it is because their pipes get clogged up with the paper. Why Greek pipes and nobody else's? If a huge turd can make its way through the pipes why can't a couple of sheets of Andrex?

    it is a big shock first time youi experience it. When we went to crete I got some nutella and put some on some bog roll and left it lying round the toilet telling me sister someone had knocked over the bin...ha she wouldny go in there for ages.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Aggieboy wrote:
    :lol:


    No, it wasn't that bad.
    but was she ?
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