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Oops I just put my cycle clothing in the toilet

solsurfsolsurf Posts: 489
edited May 2011 in The bottom bracket
After cycling to and from work yesterday and then went out for a quick mountain bike ride that turned into a 4 hour epic, with a total of just over 5 hours cycling and little food, meant I was a little tired. And after taking my clothes off I chucked them in what I thought was the laundry basket, then I thought - I don't remeber the laundry basket having that soft close feature Oops as I fished the clothes out the toilet!

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  • deptfordmarmosetdeptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    I think I'd have figured that one out the moment I'd noticed that the laundry basket wouldn't flush...
  • plowmarplowmar Posts: 1,032
    I'm just worried about what he puts in the laundry basket, flushing or not.
  • verylonglegsverylonglegs Posts: 3,753
    Not cycling related but one morning when very tired I put the milk in the cupboard and only realised my mistake when trying to force the cornflakes box into a gap in the fridge and noticing after the third push they wouldn't fit! :lol:
  • forcuttyforcutty Posts: 1,055
    Shaving foam on toothbrush :lol:
  • Stewie GriffinStewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    forcutty wrote:
    Shaving foam on toothbrush :lol:

    I have squeezed toothpaste onto my hand but realised before rubbing it onto my face and surely everyone has put milk in the cupboard :lol:
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stewie GriffinStewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.

    We will have to guess then, in a toaster? Got your Willy and a slice of bread mixed up first thing in the morning. :shock:
  • DrysuitdiverDrysuitdiver Posts: 474
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.


    I got caught with my censored in the bacon slicer at work..........................



    I got sacked and she got left off with a written warning .



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  • I got caught with my censored in the bacon slicer at work..........................
    I got sacked and she got left off with a written warning .

    Well played Sir, have a cookie. :P
  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,922
    the flat were lived in as a kid had a flight of stairs to the middle of the landing with the bathroom at the end of the landing. I was asked to put the loo rolls in the bathroom but being the lazy tyke I was at the time I got to the top of the stairs and threw them into the bathroom and they landed with a splash :oops: :oops: A perfect shot into the pan.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • PhilofCasPhilofCas Posts: 1,153
    for some reason what you've said reminds me of people rolling home drunk and having a pee in the cupboard :oops:
  • sandy hillsandy hill Posts: 390
    Reminds me of the story of a lad staying at his girlfriends for xmas.

    House rules meant that he was sleeping downstairs on a sofa. After a heavy night out on Xmas eve he returned to the future inlaws and went to bed. He was woken early on Xmas morning to screams of hysteria and a horrendous smell. It seems that during his hungover and somewhat disorrientated night he had done a number two in the oven.
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  • PhilofCasPhilofCas Posts: 1,153
    oo censored (literally)
  • solsurfsolsurf Posts: 489
    All washed now (in the washing machine! got that right) just wish it hadn't included my new Assos arm warmers :roll:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I once put my Willy..................oh, it doesn't matter.

    In dieseldog ? :D
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    :lol:


    No, it wasn't that bad.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • ColinJColinJ Posts: 2,218
    plowmar wrote:
    I'm just worried about what he puts in the laundry basket, flushing or not.
    Have you ever been to Greece? :wink:
  • rakerake Posts: 3,204
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a censored .
  • ColinJColinJ Posts: 2,218
    rake wrote:
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a censored .
    I was a bit taken aback by that!

    I was told that it is because their pipes get clogged up with the paper. Why Greek pipes and nobody else's? If a huge censored can make its way through the pipes why can't a couple of sheets of Andrex?
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ColinJ wrote:
    rake wrote:
    no but ive heard the dirty sods put shitty toilet paper in a basket when theyve had a censored .
    I was a bit taken aback by that!

    I was told that it is because their pipes get clogged up with the paper. Why Greek pipes and nobody else's? If a huge censored can make its way through the pipes why can't a couple of sheets of Andrex?

    it is a big shock first time youi experience it. When we went to crete I got some nutella and put some on some bog roll and left it lying round the toilet telling me sister someone had knocked over the bin...ha she wouldny go in there for ages.
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  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Aggieboy wrote:
    :lol:


    No, it wasn't that bad.
    but was she ?
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