Boom. I'm back

joshtp
joshtp Posts: 3,966
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Not that I ever went anywhere really... but it doesnt stop me from being "back"


Who the hell am I?


Lime, anyone?
I like bikes and stuff

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Did you go somewhere?

    Don't think anyone noticed.
    "Avan-TT"
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    slip on something.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I'm back too. I went away for a little while to grab some breakfast.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    joshtp wrote:
    Not that I ever went anywhere really... but it doesnt stop me from being "back"


    Who the hell am I?


    Lime, anyone?

    That should be fark, not that anyone cares.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ahh you are back just in time for the launch of my new chain oil "I can't believe it's not nutlube" all the great lubrication of nutlube but it spreads straight from the fridge
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Dont mention NL... It's a sore point.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    joshtp wrote:
    Dont mention NL... It's a sore point.

    shouldn't use it for taking it up the obvious then should you...
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    lawman wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    Dont mention NL... It's a sore point.

    shouldn't use it for taking it up the obvious then should you...

    Outstanding sir! :lol:
    "Avan-TT"
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Why would we miss someone who openly admits rubbing coconut oil on his scrotum solely to make himself attractive to primates?
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :lol::lol::lol:


    awesome!


    I'm sore about NL due to stupid people mucking me about and putting everything on delay. Fort Bill WC has been set as a deadline to see what we are going to do with the whole thing...

    Trust me, you will see NL on a shelf near you at SOME point, it just may not be some point soon.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    joshtp wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:


    awesome!


    I'm sore about NL due to stupid people mucking me about and putting everything on delay. Fort Bill WC has been set as a deadline to see what we are going to do with the whole thing...

    Trust me, you will see NL on a shelf near you at SOME point, it just may not be some point soon.

    and the shelf might not be in a Bike shop.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    nicklouse wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:


    awesome!


    I'm sore about NL due to stupid people mucking me about and putting everything on delay. Fort Bill WC has been set as a deadline to see what we are going to do with the whole thing...

    Trust me, you will see NL on a shelf near you at SOME point, it just may not be some point soon.

    and the shelf might not be in a Bike shop.

    and by "shelf", he might mean "bin".
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :lol:


    Oi! I'll have no dissing from you CWNT, you love NL, I have proof, I never delete PM's....


    :wink:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Awesome thread is awesome! :lol:
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    :lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    joshtp wrote:
    a sore point.

    thats like my dick that.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    a sore point.

    thats like my dick that.

    You haven't got a good dick in you.

    Oh, er, hang on a minute :oops:


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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    a good dick in you.

    ill have a good dick in you in a minute
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Nut lube? is that like Butt lube for the giver rather than the receiver?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    spongtastic wrote:
    Nut lube? is that like Butt lube for the giver rather than the receiver?
    Only if your dick is so small that you have to use your nuts instead.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    A bit like yours?!
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Thankfully no.
    Just ask your mother. I split her more than when she was giving birth to your and your triplet brothers.
    your two brothers didn't make it though, they had to peel them to get enough skin to graft your mother back together again.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Thankfully no.
    Just ask your mother. I split her more than when she was giving birth to your and your triplet brothers.
    your two brothers didn't make it though, they had to peel them to get enough skin to graft your mother back together again.
    Josh's mum's a guinea pig?
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    A new low for the CC?

    :lol:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    whyamihere wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Thankfully no.
    Just ask your mother. I split her more than when she was giving birth to your and your triplet brothers.
    your two brothers didn't make it though, they had to peel them to get enough skin to graft your mother back together again.
    Josh's mum's a guinea pig?

    I have wondered...
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    whyamihere wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Thankfully no.
    Just ask your mother. I split her more than when she was giving birth to your and your triplet brothers.
    your two brothers didn't make it though, they had to peel them to get enough skin to graft your mother back together again.
    Josh's mum's a guinea pig?
    No, she's just a bit of a pig. But his father's from new guinnea.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    really, then, I'm the guinea pig... funny, as my nickname used to be Moose... not really sure how thats connected, but still...
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Did you have the nickname "moose" because you had weird growths on your head that looked like antlers from a distance?
  • getonyourbike
    getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
    Who the fark are you?!

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