Me and the Mrs

Abra

Morning All,

I’m new to the forum and all the gubbins (be gentle) - CBA to talk about bikes at the moment but I’m sure my time will come.

So Me and Mrs are just about to move into our first place. We've got the bed / sofa / big tv / Playstation /cooking / cleaning sh*t - and all the other junk to make it a home, but we have a second bedroom that I’m refusing to make a (bedroom) - I've tired to convince her to let me use it as a bike workshop and its not happening - anyone else got a good idea -

Home cinema maybe?

I await your comments....

thekickingmule

As this is the CrudCatcher (you'll soon learn our ways) first of all, your Mrs - I'd do her, and you should leave her ina ditch with her head pointin backwards for not lettin you have a bike workshop.

Secondly, Home Cinema FTW!

Gazlar

Welcome. Sex dungeon?

VWsurfbum

Man Cave
home cinema music system with Xbox a beer fridge and dam good soundproofing and a lock for the door to keep her out!

bluechair84

smoke room for curing your own bacons in.

Richie63

cat_with_no_tail

Welcome

Aquarium, with access from the attic. Filled with sharks.
Small Indoor shooting range.
Small bowling alley.
Bouncy castle room
LEGOs room.
Climbing wall for midgets

Failing that: Lime and string storage room

Gazlar

How about building a scale model of Rhyl, or given your 2k budget save yourself a grand and just buy Rhyl

Abra

I've already got the crucifix and sex swing in the bedroom so the 'Dungeon' is sorted - side note can it be called a dungeon in a top floor flat?? :?

The man cave is a fine idea except with a lock on the door how is she to bring me my dinner! I’m certainly not moving to let her in..

VWsurfbum

Abra wrote:

I've already got the crucifix and sex swing in the bedroom so the 'Dungeon' is sorted - side note can it be called a dungeon in a top floor flat?? :?

The man cave is a fine idea except with a lock on the door how is she to bring me my dinner! I’m certainly not moving to let her in..

Fair point, i work in security and may be able to get you a video entry system? so she doesnt try and get in without carrying food or beer!

nicklouse

Abra wrote:

I've already got the crucifix and sex swing in the bedroom so the 'Dungeon' is sorted - side note can it be called a dungeon in a top floor flat?? :?

The man cave is a fine idea except with a lock on the door how is she to bring me my dinner! I’m certainly not moving to let her in..

sounds like you will fit in here.

bails87

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Aquarium, with access from the attic. Filled with sharks.

Just make sure you put a sign on the bedroom door. Could be messy if someone opens it.....

Abra

As an alternative - i could wait until she heads out for work and do this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -ship.html

im not even much of a trekkie - but this would really pi*s her off.

in the mean time surfbum if you could price me up a system to open the door to the sound of my clap that would be great.

Anonymous

Walk in bong?

cat_with_no_tail

"Walking" room

The Northern Monkey

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Walk in bong?

Thats got nothing to do with a spare room and frankly is pretty disgusting.

I'm never having a shmoke with you thats for sure.



You could make your own ditch. Then you wouldn't have to go out to do the obvious.

Thewaylander

Turn it into a geek room, Your old pamella handerson posters, and games consoles a huge chair and bear fridge as said.

Then a attach a strings to your lock so you can slide the lock in and out with teh bits of string safe from woman then

cat_with_no_tail

Thewaylander wrote:

Turn it into a geek room, Your old pamella handerson posters, and games consoles a huge chair and bear fridge as said.

Then a attach a strings to your lock so you can slide the lock in and out with teh bits of string safe from woman then

Is that like a big fridge where you keep the Polar Bears?

Seems a bit cruel. Do you at least make it so the light stays on when you shut the door?

Thewaylander

Damn spell check on the dumn ass Danish computers at work grhhh.

Hmm well the room should be sound proofed, and the door should show no traces of light so the misses has no idea your there.

Abra

Thewaylander wrote:

Damn spell check on the dumn ass Danish computers at work grhhh.

You think you've got problems – I’ve have a French network!!!! When was the last time your spell check asked you if you meant Bon'jour?? :evil:

Thewaylander

I get some well weird danish crap that pop's up all the time. Keep chanign my settings to english but we have Vista at work which is crap and i'm deciding to blame it on it changing back all the damn time hehe.

MissBint37

OK so:

Limes - Check
Sting - Check
Bacons - Check
Rhyl - Check
Ditch - Check

No mention of Liver or Steak 99's.....FAIL! Get with it people! You have let me down!!!

On the other hand, what's wrong with your Mrs why won't she let you make a bike workshop? I would be perfectly happy if my spare room was one of those. Make it 1/3 cinema, 1/3 bike workshop so you can fettle while you watch movies (or porn) on a big screen...and the other 1/3 sex dungeon, this also works well with home cinema! WIN

That is all.

mak3m

MissBint37

id heard your limes have a sting in the tail

is that what happened to man 1 :shock:

mak3m

back on topic

Epicmealtime Franchise

Abra

MissBint37 wrote:

OK so:

On the other hand, what's wrong with your Mrs why won't she let you make a bike workshop? I would be perfectly happy if my spare room was one of those. Make it 1/3 cinema, 1/3 bike workshop so you can fettle while you watch movies (or porn) on a big screen...and the other 1/3 sex dungeon, this also works well with home cinema! WIN

Spoken like a true genius, I might be with the wrong girl!!!!

Maybe I buy the Mrs a bike in the vein attempt to get her in to riding and thus convincing her room to workshop conversion would be a good idea...

Got to weigh it up though - there’s always the potential she'll wanna come riding with me!

Good god this is difficult! :?

MissBint37

Trust me she won't want to ride with you all the time. she will want to find her own group of people to bike with.

Although I have done it on occasion, I prefer not to bike with men I am seeing often becasue I feel under too much pressure to do the stuff they are and risk hurting myself, and also feel bad if they wait for me. The odd ride now and again is all good, but I would expect to ride things other than a bike hald way round hehe.

Thewaylander

MissBint37 wrote:

Trust me she won't want to ride with you all the time. she will want to find her own group of people to bike with.

Although I have done it on occasion, I prefer not to bike with men I am seeing often becasue I feel under too much pressure to do the stuff they are and risk hurting myself, and also feel bad if they wait for me. The odd ride now and again is all good, but I would expect to ride things other than a bike hald way round hehe.

Ah heaven my worst nightmare has happened to my friend his misses now rides bike's with him, she isn't very fast or confident he is tryign to help her, but she hardly lets him ride with out her, insists he stays with her and so on, its awful better she didn't ride!! lol

Having a partner who rides is a double edged sword indeed.

MissBint37

She is best off finding her own people to bike with mostly. I prefer it that way! But the odd ride with mid- way benefits is fun

For the record, I am unfit and slow but I am not THAT bad on a bike, not that good either though haha

Thewaylander

So tell me again the why your having problems with fella's?

Stop dating snowboarder plonkers find a nice mountain biker and make him happy damn it lol

Gazlar

Thewaylander wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Trust me she won't want to ride with you all the time. she will want to find her own group of people to bike with.

Although I have done it on occasion, I prefer not to bike with men I am seeing often becasue I feel under too much pressure to do the stuff they are and risk hurting myself, and also feel bad if they wait for me. The odd ride now and again is all good, but I would expect to ride things other than a bike hald way round hehe.

Ah heaven my worst nightmare has happened to my friend his misses now rides bike's with him, she isn't very fast or confident he is tryign to help her, but she hardly lets him ride with out her, insists he stays with her and so on, its awful better she didn't ride!! lol

Having a partner who rides is a double edged sword indeed.

I'm fortunate, Mrs G is neither fast nor confident, but she's willing. The plus point is she's more than happy to have a potter round Cannock or somewhere with me, then pack me off with the big boys to pretend we know what were doing. That means extra time on bike for me, ok nothing hardcore but I quite enjoy a gentle pedal through the countryside on occasion

Abra

MissBint37 wrote:

the odd ride with mid- way benefits is fun

Yeah I could put up with a slow ride if I'm getting rewarded..... alternatively wanna go for a ride? haha