What Grinds Your Gears
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Cycling wise, it's the bloody wind.
Long and boring day at work, just want a nice ride home to chill out - soon as you get onto the road, hit by relentless headwind that has no mercy and you can't hide. Cue lots of expletives."That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer0 -
I like that. I shall remember that term.One Man And His Bike wrote:Omnipresent winds...
Don't put Cheshire on your shortlist of places to move to. We have plenty of omnipresent winds. 0 -
shm_uk wrote:People who park on the yellow road markings outside my sons school because they are too f'ing lazy to park legally and walk for 2 minutes.
You loathsome, selfish, inconsiderate, up-yourselves, lazy scum oafs.
I hope something really painful happens to you.
And, relax...
+1 but more so when one fat lazy ba****d thinks that because they stay in the car while other fat lazy ba****d goes into school they think its ok because they are not parked!! WTF!!
Brain Dead morons, one day when I am a bad mood I will have to tell them."BEER" Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy0 -
Greetings Cards for every occasion what a waste of resourses and money
Graffitee (just let me catch the little feckers who draw dicks in parks where my kids play)
Parents who let their kids become obese (No excuse just lazy and wrong)
Sweetcorn
Road Dressing (Yes that stupid loose chipping crap)
Clowns
Wasps
People who use weather as an excuse to sit on thier fat lazy arses
People who say they have no time to keep fit but watch 20 + hours of TV every week.
Thongs
Large women who dress like skinny women (Put it away!!)
Litter
Peolpe who drop litter
Fast Food
Religion
Hoodies
I could go on for hours!!"BEER" Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy0 -
yes, dont like em they look cheap, prefer something more classy."BEER" Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy0
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especially under my bibs :P"BEER" Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy0
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upperoilcan wrote:Football.....I ****ing hate football in it's entirety.
That is all
finally! Someome else! An interesring conversarion starter "and what team do you support"
" i don,t! " :x0 -
Plastic Mancs, plastic scousers, plastic cockeeeerrnees. who walk around wearing their teams' shirts even though they live nowhere near their teamsTail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
bugsrabbit wrote:upperoilcan wrote:Football.....I ****ing hate football in it's entirety.
That is all
finally! Someome else! An interesring conversarion starter "and what team do you support"
" i don,t! " :x
I so had to reply to this! I really thought I was the only one who hated football. And a large proportion of the overpaid thugs who "play" the game.
And why is it that the sports pages of newspapers are not called the football pages?The problem is we are not eating food anymore, we are eating food-like products.0 -
Exactly! Sky sports my a@se!0
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Motorists who park in a normal row of parked cars and switch their feckin hazards on, outer one only visible to everyone approaching who inevitably wonder "is that tw@t about to pull out or what?". Retarded Emmerdale-watching landfill-in-f**king-waiting. They're even a menace when they're stationery."Consider the grebe..."0
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Cyclist-wise my pet hate is when people cycle on a narrow section of road where a car could force their way past but not very safely. Motorist correctly waits for a safer piece of road to overtake on but the cyclist doesn't even have the courtesy to pedal and just rolls along at a really slow pace. The next time the driver is in a similar situation they might decide to take a different course of action and push past rather than sit behind.0
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People who make lazy generalisations.
Example: football is a sport played by thugs.
Lazy. And you ought to be ashamed!Ben
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Being told jokes which are so inappropriate, that the only person I can tell them to is the person who told them to me :roll:
Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
That's not fair, the hair cut isn't finished yet. The council are coming back on Monday to finish it !!dmclite wrote:Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
+1Keith47 wrote:bugsrabbit wrote:upperoilcan wrote:Football.....I ****ing hate football in it's entirety.
That is all
finally! Someome else! An interesring conversarion starter "and what team do you support"
" i don,t! " :x
I so had to reply to this! I really thought I was the only one who hated football. And a large proportion of the overpaid thugs who "play" the game.
And why is it that the sports pages of newspapers are not called the football pages?
the up-side is that Saturday afternoon was a geat time to ride as the roads were nice and quiet
down side was the fecking headwind for 80% f the ride0 -
the pleb who sat behind me at the lights yesterday reving his engine thinking he was cool in his landrover ...... nob nob nob nob0
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People who eat with their mouth open.
1) When will people understand that, if something like celery or an apple is enjoyable because it is crunchy, it is only enjoyable to the eater. I don't need to hear it as well.
2) Once food goes into a mouth for mastication, then it is completely churned. The only remaining process is to be sucked dry of vitamiins, calories, goodness, etc. It is therefore one step away from being a turd. Why would I want to see such a vision why I eat my meal?0 -
Through many years of reflection, meditation and just growing-up, I have reduced the once - enormous list of things that annoyed me down to just two:-
1) Living things
2) Inanimate objects.'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'0 -
Aftermarket car 'add ons' - Come on.. please.
The roads, just shocking in Yorkshire
+1 on the Headwinds0 -
MattC59 wrote:
Sadly my local councils have been hit with the cuts that have been going on and they didnt have the budget to finish my hair cut0 -
Football fans who refer to their team as "we". We were playing really well in the 1st half, we was robbed, etc. Were you on the pitch? Maybe even on the bench? No, you were sitting on your arse, eating a bag of Doritos, watching it on the TV. Stop doing it!0
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Cycling related hate has to be the bad drivers, the below types in particular
- The ones who just don't see you at all, they pull out of a junction or roundabout right into your path then look really shocked when you shout at them while your inches from their front bumper
- The ones who overtake you when you're keeping pace with the traffic, usually at about 20mph, they've got nowhere to go and either brake hard in front of you or have to pull back in behind you. Just fecking wait will you!
- The worst are the dangerous d!ckheads who try to deliberately buzz you or as happened to me once, actually hit you.
So yeah, it's bad drivers then0 -
Whats the quote :- "Football is a gentlemens game played by hooligans whereas Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.!!0
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PeteMadoc wrote:- The ones who just don't see you at all, they pull out of a junction or roundabout right into your path then look really shocked when you shout at them while your inches from their front bumper
Or those that pull right across you then finally see you and stop as if that is somehow going to help!0 -
bearfraser wrote:Whats the quote :- "Football is a gentlemens game played by hooligans whereas Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.!!
That quote irritates me.
They've clearly never been out in town when a rugby team turns up, invariabley dressed up as women and with some guy walking around with a 'sick bucket' tied to his back, making jokes about homosexuals and gay sex.
B-o-r-i-n-g.0 -
Overpriced cafe's!!!
just been robbed in Kirkby Lonsdale £6.40 for a two slice bacon bap and a coffee.
Did come on a nice square plate tho :shock:0 -
