Religion is funny because...

One Man And His Bike · May 2011

It's so easy to look at it and see how fracked up and stupid it can be sometimes?

Even a kid can work out the plot holes, with hysterical results.
(Dave Allen clip)

I'm feeling in the mood for more comedy clips about religion, post your faves please, I gotta burn a few hours till I can go out for a ride. 8)

bianchimoon · May 2011

One Man And His Bike wrote:

It's so easy to look at it and see how fracked up and stupid it can be sometimes?

Even a kid can work out the plot holes, with hysterical results.
(Dave Allen clip)

I'm feeling in the mood for more comedy clips about religion, post your faves please, I gotta burn a few hours till I can go out for a ride. 8)

although a bit wider spread than just religion it's relevant to irrational thought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0
cheers

One Man And His Bike · May 2011

Well played.

bianchimoon · May 2011

One Man And His Bike wrote:

It's so easy to look at it and see how fracked up and stupid it can be sometimes?

Even a kid can work out the plot holes, with hysterical results.
(Dave Allen clip)

I'm feeling in the mood for more comedy clips about religion, post your faves please, I gotta burn a few hours till I can go out for a ride. 8)

DA talking about is uncles funeral, "in the name of the father, in the name of the son, and into the hole he goes".. class

Smokin Joe · May 2011

There's a link to a hilarious Billy Connolly video by the Dave Allen clip.

On suicide bombers, "Every time there's a bang the world is one wanker short"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwooM4yh ... re=related

RichN95. · May 2011

One Man And His Bike wrote:

I'm feeling in the mood for more comedy clips about religion, post your faves please, I gotta burn a few hours till I can go out for a ride. 8)

George Carlin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzEs2nj7 ... re=related

mask of sanity · May 2011

GiantMike · May 2011

Everybody is entitled to have faith or not have faith. However, whenever an organisation organises these people into a religion, trouble starts, especially when the people who 'interpret' the teachings of the religion are not held accountable for what they say.

One Man And His Bike · May 2011

GiantMike wrote:

Everybody is entitled to have faith or not have faith. However, whenever an organisation organises these people into a religion, trouble starts, especially when the people who 'interpret' the teachings of the religion are not held accountable for what they say.

Yup. Those people should be stoned or nailed to a cross or something!

Or nailed to a cross then stoned? Given CPR and then stoned again maybe?

GiantMike · May 2011

No. People should be sensible enough to stop listening to them. Nature abhors a vacuum. The vacuum of evidence is filled by thousands of people who are prepared to tell you what to think, usually that the way to salvation is through them or the religion they front.

So, if everybody could PayPal me $12.99 per week and renounce all your sins I'll make sure you all don't suffer an afterlife of unimaginable and unending pain. However, the most important is the $12.99. If I don't get that, you'll really really suffer. I can't prove it, but you will suffer. I've even written a book, based on some ancient (and unfortunately lost) knowledge to prove what I'm saying. And you better not say anything about the book either, or you'll suffer even more. And that bloke in the book, don't mock him either, that's really really bad. Unless you give me $12.99 a week. And repent a bit.

Pross · May 2011

For hard to believe ideas my favourite has to be "Once upon a time there was a load of nothingness that came from nowhere, it exploded and created everything"

GiantMike · May 2011

Pross wrote:

For hard to believe ideas my favourite has to be "Once upon a time there was a load of nothingness that came from nowhere, it exploded and created everything"

That'll be $12.99 or I'll see to it that you burn for all eternity is a pit of molten 7005 aluminium. For I am the Lord's voice here on Earth and he has decreed that blasphemers and non-believers should be dealt with in the harshest way......

.....unless you can disprove what I'm saying

pbt150 · May 2011

The late, great Bill Hicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxsGyljd6B0

Pross · May 2011

Think you have to pay me for attacking the highly believable big bang theory

(which incidentally was first raised by a Belgian priest!).

mask of sanity · May 2011

Pross wrote:

For hard to believe ideas my favourite has to be "Once upon a time there was a load of nothingness that came from nowhere, it exploded and created everything"

Religion has to be responsible for some of the best strawman arguments out there!

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