Its all so true....

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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Cycling has become increasingly prevalent in recent months, despite being sh*t
    :lol:

    And Shimano?! Sram, thankyouverymuch.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    feck

    Beat me to it
    Tom Logan, Grand Cantilever of the Guardians of Shimano, said: "We have now achieved Objective One of The Pedal Plan - to own the roads through being mildly obstructive.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    bails87 wrote:
    Cycling has become increasingly prevalent in recent months, despite being sh*t
    :lol:

    And Shimano?! Sram, thankyouverymuch.

    Dear me

    Campagnolo - there can be only one
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    This has gone religious - May I present the "old Testament" of Sach Huret?
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    gtvlusso wrote:
    This has gone religious - May I present the "old Testament" of Sach Huret?
    Now owned by SRAM?

    Simplex
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
    Rides
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    "In the new land of Pedallon all will be new and clean and emission-free. Clothes will be made of scrotum-hugging futuristic fabric and the only legal music will be Kraftwerk."

    Hilarious!
    Do not write below this line. Office use only.
  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    Dudes! It's all about the Sturmey Archer! Preferably a twist-grip mounted on a Grifter. :D
    MTB commuter / 531c commuter / CR1 Team 2009 / RockHopper Pro Disc / 10 mile PB: 25:52 (Jun 2014)
  • davmaggs
    davmaggs Posts: 1,008
    I love the job title 'Conspirologoist'. Superb!
  • Hot Orange
    Hot Orange Posts: 157
    "If anyone tries to stand in our way, we will knock into them and then pretend it's their fault."

    Chuckle.
    Summer: 2012 Trek Madone 3.5
    Winter: 2013 Trek Crockett 5
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    JonGinge wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    This has gone religious - May I present the "old Testament" of Sach Huret?
    Now owned by SRAM?

    Simplex

    There are hipsters reading this and wondering what the heck you're talking about
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    luv it, now bring back the "Master" Sturmeyarcher :D
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    The Daily Mash wrote:
    ...we will begin to customise our body parts...
    It already has begun. I believe Pokerface already has SPD-SL cleat equipped prosthetic lower legs instead of fake feet.

    Edit: Even if Pokerface doesn't have them, this is what they look like:
    jody%2Bcundy%2Bartificial%2Bcycling%2Bleg.jpg
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Attica wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    Cycling has become increasingly prevalent in recent months, despite being sh*t
    :lol:

    And Shimano?! Sram, thankyouverymuch.

    Dear me

    Campagnolo - there can be only one

    Stone the unbeliever :wink:

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