The End of Days: 21/5/2011
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Thank f*ck for that !!! No more god squad for a few months !!!johnfinch wrote:Moontrane wrote:matthew h wrote:will I notice?
You most assuredly will not. Nothing to see here; move along.
Ha! Actually he will notice, because tomorrow is only going to be the rapture when Jesus takes the true believers to heaven. The atheists aren't going to be killed off until October.
So now how looks stupid?
Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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Just a thought - and I may be wrong about this - but isn't the anti-christ supposed to turn up at the end of days?A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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MattC59 wrote:
Thank f*ck for that !!! No more god squad for a few months !!!johnfinch wrote:Moontrane wrote:matthew h wrote:will I notice?
You most assuredly will not. Nothing to see here; move along.
Ha! Actually he will notice, because tomorrow is only going to be the rapture when Jesus takes the true believers to heaven. The atheists aren't going to be killed off until October.
So now how looks stupid?
Plus you know your going to die anyway so you can blow all are cash and go out with a bang. Happy (last few remaining) days.
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6.15 and all's well!. Been out all day checking for earthquakes, rains of fire, plagues etc., but nothing so far. Just got in and I can't wait to turn on the telly news. In this day and age someone must have been filmed ascending into heaven. Although, here it would have to be through a torrent of rain (the watery kind).A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0
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I blame Royal Mail :evil:"I love you less than cake, but way more than Marmite!"0
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Are we all still here? Shame no dealers did a closing down sale.I ride a bike. Doesn't make me green or a tree hugger. I drive a car too.0
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wow that was brilliant. How many of you got saved then. It's really nice up here, bit like Stoke with sun.
God's given me one wish for mankind, so I've asked that all women are to have the body of anne widdicombe and the face of clare balding, just like stoke.
Had a word with God before and apparently he's a big fan of the girls in lycra thread and he's been waiting ages for aggieboy to put one up of the virgin mary in a basque on a pinarello.
catch yiz laterz sinners, I'm off to arm wrestle osama.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
I was watching the Heiniken Cup Final today and at half time I went for a fresh beer.
THERE WAS NONE IN THE FRIDGE!!!
Must be the end of the world.
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If you want to know what the end of life feels like, pop in your local Wetherspoons for an hour!0
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Cornerblock wrote:If you want to know what the end of life feels like, pop in your local Wetherspoons for an hour!
There's no Weatherspoons round here.
Is it really as bad as no beer in the fridge?
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Is everybody still here?
Tail end Charlie
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Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Aggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?
At least your survival Aggie means there will always be a Friday filly 8) There is a god. Tail end Charlie
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Frank the tank wrote:Aggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?
At least your survival Aggie means there will always be a Friday filly 8) There is a god.
Amen to that..........................
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
I can only assume that I ended up in hell.
Either that or the 4 pints of London pride and 4 bottles of red wine that my mate and I polished off at dinner last night, are taking their toll !!!
Head hurts, I'm going for a lie down !!Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
As you go through life all you young bucks will learn one thing - Heaven and Hell are here on Earth. Here endeth the sermon"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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indeed amen to that lmaoAggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Aggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?
At least your survival Aggie means there will always be a Friday filly 8) There is a god.
Amen to that..........................best bike: raleigh avanti U6 carbon comp
10m tt pb:23:42.
25m tt pb: 1h 2min( only done 2)0 -
Well I fed the cat and waited. Nothing happened. So I went out on the bike and when I came back Mrs Spider had put fresh beers in the fridge.
Maybe the end of the world is sunny showers?
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masterchef wrote:
indeed amen to that lmaoAggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Aggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?
At least your survival Aggie means there will always be a Friday filly 8) There is a god.
Amen to that..........................
I don't think she's a proper nun.Tail end Charlie
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Maybe,but she could sort my electrolytes out0
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You're all, probably, wondering why nothing happened. It appears that there was a typo.
It was actually the raptor:
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
I bet he uses a Veloce groupset as well.0
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Frank the tank wrote:masterchef wrote:
indeed amen to that lmaoAggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Aggieboy wrote:Frank the tank wrote:Is everybody still here?
Speed-King disappeared a while ago. Were some taken early?
At least your survival Aggie means there will always be a Friday filly 8) There is a god.
Amen to that..........................
I don't think she's a proper nun.
I spotted the lipstick, too."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Exactly Aggie, it's not like she's got her t1ts out or owt, is it.Tail end Charlie
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I phoned the work today to tell them that I wouldn't be in as the world had ended. I was informed that until approval for this had been given by the Business Improvement Unit things should carry on as normal.
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Rescheduled to 21st October...
Kids half term - so is it worth booking a holiday? I'm pretty sure cancellation insurance won't pay out on an Act of God.
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It depends. Is it a holiday from reality like Camping and his followers?appletrees wrote:Rescheduled to 21st October...
Kids half term - so is it worth booking a holiday? I'm pretty sure cancellation insurance won't pay out on an Act of God.
:roll:A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill0 -
Yes, given that it's half term and anything except Camping appears to be, shall we say, optimistically priced, I think it would fall into that category.
However, once word gets around that it'll all be over on the 21st October, I can only assume that holidays that'll be less like pulling teeth, and may even be somewhere fun and warm will plummet in price, thereby making them attractive to those who are prepared to take the chance that the world won't end. And anyway, if the world ends, does it matter if I don't get a refund?
Best give Thomas Cook a call then... 0
