hello

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
hi all,

just got back from my holiday, can gazlar give me a run down of what's happened in the last 2 weeks please? :-)

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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Errrr who are you?
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Everyone has promised to sponsor me, here: http://www.justgiving.com/Beth-Louise89

    :wink:
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Kitty wrote:
    Everyone has promised to sponsor me, here: http://www.justgiving.com/Beth-Louise89

    :wink:

    Done :)
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    <3 MissBint, thank you!
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    edited May 2011
    Somebody asked what tyres are best.
    Flats vs SPD's.
    Best bike under £xxxx
    Yeehaa annoyed someone.
    Sheeps didn't get banned.
    MissNotax did some pervy things with nettles.
    And Kitty offered to send naughty pics to anyone who sponsors her. I wouldn't bother though they're not up to much.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    By the way who the fark are you?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    I finally got my forks back after 9 million years of waiting for Marzocchi to sort their shit out.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Ok here goes, I had a few days away from the computer type thing, so I may reffer to some of my summing up of stuff from a different post, and also reffer to stuff in the General News

    1 Kate Middleton was obviously not playing hard to get like I first imagined as she went through with the whole wedding thing, but it doesnt matter as everyone is more interested in her fitta sister, who despite the figure hugging nature of her dress had no vpl

    2 Saw the early contender for Bike of the year last weekend, in the shape of Lawmans's Ibis, to be fair its not actually all that great as anyone could ride a bike made of pure helium
    3 I have discovered that when dismounting your bike whilst travelling at speed, over the handlebars, a hollybush surrounded by nettles does not make a suitable location

    4 Bin Laden has been shot dead in a luxury hotel thing in pakistan, the us navy found him after an undercover raymond avalon saw him buying bacon in the co-op in church stretton and followed him all the way back to his hideout disguised as abu hamza

    5 Richie63 had a birthday, in the spirit of the Jay12 algarythm, it means that he has celebrated his 63rd birthday

    6 Resident looker MissBint has managed to ditch two blokes in a week and now has no men, causing a clammer of eligiable freaks in the sheffield, and Glossop areas to put forward their names as possible replacements. All have been rejected as not only are there no womenon the intraweb, all the men are perverts, rapists and stalkers. A project to find man1.5 is underway

    7 Lawman fancies Kitty

    thats about it really though, not a lot to report on really this week, report to self, must try harder
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    oh and some money winged your way Kitty, good luck
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    edited May 2011
    thank you very much 8)

    what are you doing this time kitty? more swimming?

    oh, and i want to hear exactly what miss bint did with the nettles and exactly what sort of pics i'd get if i part with my money for kitty :wink:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    oh and I just spent a happy 20 mins photocopying my face at work
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    welshkev wrote:
    is it me you're looking for?
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Oprahs-Bees.gif

    This happened
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    welshkev wrote:

    oh, and i want to hear exactly what miss bint did with the nettles

    that was MissNotax
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    welshkev wrote:

    what are you doing this time kitty? more swimming?

    That girl's too light to swim, she floats. That's why she's a natural lifeguard, like that 2x4 piece of lumber you saw some poor Japanese kid hanging onto for dear life when the tsunami hit
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nicklouse wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    oh, and i want to hear exactly what miss bint did with the nettles

    that was MissNotax

    oh yeah :oops:
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    welshkev wrote:
    thank you very much 8)

    what are you doing this time kitty? more swimming?

    oh, and i want to hear exactly what miss bint did with the nettles and exactly what sort of pics i'd get if i part with my money for kitty :wink:

    Yes more swimming of course, it's my choice sport. 8)
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    6 Resident looker MissBint has managed to ditch two blokes in a week and now has no men, causing a clammer of eligiable freaks in the Sheffield, Glossop areas and a very desperate sounding Weeksy59 to put forward their names as possible replacements. All have been rejected as not only are there no womenon the intraweb, all the men are perverts, rapists and stalkers. A project to find man1.5 is underway
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Kitty wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    thank you very much 8)

    what are you doing this time kitty? more swimming?

    oh, and i want to hear exactly what miss bint did with the nettles and exactly what sort of pics i'd get if i part with my money for kitty :wink:

    Yes more swimming of course, it's my choice sport. 8)

    how far are you doing this time? and is it true about the pics if we donate? :wink::lol:
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    A mile around windermere, and do I ever provide pix?

    Thought you'd of guessed I'm not that sorta girl.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Kitty wrote:
    A mile around windermere, and do I ever provide pix?

    Thought you'd of guessed I'm not that sorta girl.

    i was just hoping :wink::D
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Kitty wrote:
    Everyone has promised to sponsor me, here: http://www.justgiving.com/Beth-Louise89

    :wink:

    Holy crap, you're swimming to Florida? Hope you don't sponsoring by the mile ;-)
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