FAO Bails87

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,083
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
For your use sir

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Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Mazal tov!
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    And in return I give you this thread.

    Might be good if you know any teachers.
    Kezzieuk wrote:
    was once asked if i could remove the ham from a child's sandwich on a daily basis as they didn't like it in their packed lunch
    suz3 wrote:
    ??? Who was packing the lunch then?
    Kezzieuk wrote:
    The very same person who was asking me to remove the ham. When i suggested that it might be easier to not use ham she got all concerned that bread and butter wasn't healthy - at that point i gave up!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Bwahahahaha!
    Let me copy that and pin it up on the notice board at the cynagogue when I attend Shule on Friday night
    Should give the Rabbis something to whinge about
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    edited May 2011
    If you're going to mock my faith at least learn to spell. Sorry, learn to cpell.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    help yourself, and to quote my awesome joke yesterday, Mountain Jew is just like Mountain Dew, just more hacidic

    and Lol at that school stuff, lol even more as i know this cr@p to be true, theres one kid in a certain school, who is very short sighted, painfully so, his dad works away but when he;s home this kid does not wear his glasses as his dad will not allow it as it makes him look less manly, he's 5 years old ffs!!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    are the jews the cheap miser ones?
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    are the jews the cheap miser ones?

    Only the Scots ones.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Aldo001
    Aldo001 Posts: 251
    bails87 wrote:
    And in return I give you this thread.

    Might be good if you know any teachers.
    Kezzieuk wrote:
    was once asked if i could remove the ham from a child's sandwich on a daily basis as they didn't like it in their packed lunch
    suz3 wrote:
    ??? Who was packing the lunch then?
    Kezzieuk wrote:
    The very same person who was asking me to remove the ham. When i suggested that it might be easier to not use ham she got all concerned that bread and butter wasn't healthy - at that point i gave up!

    My favourite is:
    At a school in Birmingham I was told by a year 6 lad that he didn't have to listen to me as I was 'only a woman'

    What a little legend! He'll go far in life. :P
    My Carrera Kraken 09
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Gazlar wrote:
    help yourself, and to quote my awesome joke yesterday, Mountain Jew is just like Mountain Dew, just more hacidic

    by the way, thats actually pretty funny!
    Harry von Big Sticks

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