Attention Cornwallers! What do you really want?

Greg T

Or Corns, Faux Celts, Kernowists - whatever your collective noun is.

You are next to wall once we bin the noisy, expensive* and historically inaccurate Scots.

What do we have to do to get rid of you? We gave them them missile boats, coke, money and more money. I suggest if we put a job lot order for your "not really a meat and potato pie in a badly made pie" pies and a couple of slabs of super strength cider will you ever feck off and stop pretending anyone wants to learn Cornish....?




* I know - I couldn't resist - yes I know it's like taking candy from a baby**. Yes I know it's all very earnest and of course Wiggles fault.

edited to add

** No not a Scottish baby of course - Alco pops and crack from a Scottish Baby.

lost_in_thought

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

daviesee

Drysuitdiver

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

Greg T

daviesee wrote:

I was hoping for more swivel eyed biting . . . .

Obviously the West country lot are too laid back and the Scots' ASBOs are restraining their baser urges.....

daviesee

Proper baiting requires a touch of subtelty. Not your strong point perhaps?

dhope

What's a corn wall?

rick_chasey

dhope wrote:

What's a corn wall?

lost_in_thought

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Drysuitdiver

lost_in_thought wrote:

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Im From Wales and Live in London, I get Penderyn malt whisky by mail order. I get welsh cheese where i can ( tescos but thats another thread ), oh hang on wrong forum

asprilla

lost_in_thought wrote:

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Is it from that part of Cornwall that's in Suffolk?

The Cyder House
Aspall Hall
Debenham
Suffolk
IP14 6PD

www.aspall.co.uk/

lost_in_thought

Asprilla wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Is it from that part of Cornwall that's in Suffolk?

The Cyder House
Aspall Hall
Debenham
Suffolk
IP14 6PD

www.aspall.co.uk/

I am thoroughly confused by this post...

asprilla

lost_in_thought wrote:

Asprilla wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Is it from that part of Cornwall that's in Suffolk?

The Cyder House
Aspall Hall
Debenham
Suffolk
IP14 6PD

www.aspall.co.uk/

I am thoroughly confused by this post...

Yeah, I got confused too. I thought you were saying that Aspalls was from Cornwall. You weren't though. Glad that's all cleared up.

cjcp

Asprilla wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Asprilla wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

Drysuitdiver wrote:

lost_in_thought wrote:

I'm from Cornwall and I'd like... hmmm... A summer pudding and a year's supply of Aspall.

bloody Aspalls, you have some of the best cider facilities in the world ( Healeys for a start) which wipe the floor with suffolk rubbish and you don't want it .!! madness i tell thee madness

I'm from cornwall..... I live on the essex/suffolk border

Is it from that part of Cornwall that's in Suffolk?

The Cyder House
Aspall Hall
Debenham
Suffolk
IP14 6PD

www.aspall.co.uk/

I am thoroughly confused by this post...

Yeah, I got confused too. I thought you were saying that Aspalls was from Cornwall. You weren't though. Glad that's all cleared up.

What on earth are you two Worzels talking about?

@DSD - me, too. Caws Cenarth cheese is fantastic.

The Rookie

I lived in Cornwall for a year
+ Great countryside, great walks, and probably would have been great MTBing if I knew what it was at the time
- Bl**dy aweful weather in winter and furkin miles from anywhere and it takes an age as the roads are a branch of Islam (Shiite).

++ Spingo's beer from the Blue Anchor in Helston (hope they still make it!)

Simon

mudcow007

lost_in_thought wrote:

a year's supply of Aspall.

mmmmm appley

the organic stuff is a winner