Wiggle

Kitty
Kitty Posts: 2,844
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Any one got any vouchers?

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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Kitty, they don't sell sex toys...
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I need a wetsuit!
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Wiggle it, just a little bit.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I had one, it expired a couple of days ago :cry:

    I blame wiggle for me not using it, they had nothing that I wanted to buy at a price I was willing to pay for it.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    edited May 2011
    ^^No offense Kitty but you've got more cartoon like legs than Mickey Mouse... ^^
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    edited May 2011
    ^^No offense Kitty but you've got moor cartoon like legs than Mickey Mouse... ^^
    Harsh yet true
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Lol why?
  • Kitty wrote:
    I need a sexsuit*!

    reeeaalllyyyy..

















    *don't google "sex suit" in the hope to find a comical image....
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    You're legs are oh, so skinny (sorry, just being brutally honest)
    No wonder you don't ride a bike, your legs may get caught between the spokes..
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Lol it's true. Got more weight on me now though. I have funny legs as i've explained before, as the bones are all twisted and messed up, and it causes pain. Fixing it means breaking all the bones, realigning them and then pinning them all. Plus learning how to walk again. So I opted not for all that plus the full lengths scars that would be left.

    So yeah, I have funny legs.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Kitty wrote:
    So yeah, I have funny legs.

    Lucky Legs...


    Lucky they don't break!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I'm double jointed too, so knees, hips, toes, fingers dislocate or sublux, pretty f*cked tbh.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Kitty wrote:

    You should have done your shameless self promotion earlier in the month. When I was sponsoring everyone left, right, and centre.
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    From what I gather, you're not 100% physically perfect and have a mild disability but you are willing to raise money for those even worse off. Go for it.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    redvee wrote:
    From what I gather, you're not 100% physically perfect and have a mild disability but you are willing to raise money for those even worse off. Go for it.

    +1

    And if flabby people are jealous that you're not as porky as them, f*ck 'em. Not literally.....obviously. :wink:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Kitty wrote:
    I need a sexsuit*!

    593610_88901_b891461d2e_p.jpg

    You could knit one, do it on the cheap.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    bails87 wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    From what I gather, you're not 100% physically perfect and have a mild disability but you are willing to raise money for those even worse off. Go for it.

    +1

    And if flabby people are jealous that you're not as porky as them, f*ck 'em. Not literally.....obviously. :wink:

    You would say that slimbod, try lugging my load up a hill
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Kitty wrote:

    You should have done your shameless self promotion earlier in the month. When I was sponsoring everyone left, right, and centre.

    Awww, go on...sponsor me... **flutters eyelashes**
    :lol:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    From what I gather, you're not 100% physically perfect and have a mild disability but you are willing to raise money for those even worse off. Go for it.

    +1

    And if flabby people are jealous that you're not as porky as them, f*ck 'em. Not literally.....obviously. :wink:

    You would say that slimbod, try lugging my load up a hill
    Gaz your like a beanpole compared to me!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Gazlar wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    From what I gather, you're not 100% physically perfect and have a mild disability but you are willing to raise money for those even worse off. Go for it.

    +1

    And if flabby people are jealous that you're not as porky as them, f*ck 'em. Not literally.....obviously. :wink:

    You would say that slimbod, try lugging my load up a hill

    Hmmmmm Uphill, your load. Not into gardening as well are you?
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Noo not uphill gardening, and theres a fair bulk to carry up, I've a lot of disused skin
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Kitty wrote:
    I'm double jointed too
    No you're not.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    whyamihere wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    I'm double jointed too
    No you're not.

    Fine, hypermobile you fussy sod!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    So yeah, no voucher codes? :(
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Change your email address that they send the offers to, you'll get a voucher sent.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Looks like they all ended at the end of April, they did have a 15% off when spending over £50 aswell. I have a wetsuit you could use but something tells me it'll be a little baggy on you
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Yeah I've got the £5 one, but as I'm spending £200 on two wetsuits I was hoping for a better offer really. :(
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Phone them and ask then