Best bib shorts for a podger
Eric Cartman
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Im going to treat myself and get a pair of Assos or Rapha or similar but nowhere near me stocks them so would have to buy without trying on. Im about 5ft 9, 13 stone with a bit of a gut. Have a pair of MOA/Nalini and they are XL, a pair of Decathlon which are a L and a pair of DHB which are M and all of them seem to fit equally as good. Dont know how Assos and rapha size up in comparison.
Also and this will sound shallow but what shorts are best for making arses look smaller and cocks look bigger? Assos seem to have a pad which goes round to the front more judging from pictures. Does this make it look like i've got a biggun or will it just make a cameltoe out my balls?
Also and this will sound shallow but what shorts are best for making arses look smaller and cocks look bigger? Assos seem to have a pad which goes round to the front more judging from pictures. Does this make it look like i've got a biggun or will it just make a cameltoe out my balls?
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I m 5ft8" and was the same weight as you when i got a pair of large assos millie uno's. Fit is good. After looking around a bit i would'nt mind some Rapha ones as i preferr the styling.0
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Eric Cartman wrote:Im going to treat myself and get a pair of Assos or Rapha or similar but nowhere near me stocks them so would have to buy without trying on. Im about 5ft 9, 13 stone with a bit of a gut. Have a pair of MOA/Nalini and they are XL, a pair of Decathlon which are a L and a pair of DHB which are M and all of them seem to fit equally as good. Dont know how Assos and rapha size up in comparison.
Also and this will sound shallow but what shorts are best for making arses look smaller and cocks look bigger? Assos seem to have a pad which goes round to the front more judging from pictures. Does this make it look like i've got a biggun or will it just make a cameltoe out my balls?
Giordana XXL Bibs fit me fine- although I'm 5 ft 11 and 16 stone.
Wiggle have a question and answer section in their online shop.
Why not post your question " which shorts make my small todger look bigger " on there. I'm sure their customer services will be happy to advise.
Otherwise, simply cycle more and lose weight. thein it will look bigger. Promise.0 -
Large in both Rapha and Assos should fit you fine. Be aware though that Assos are a slightly more athletic fit than Rapha.0
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Buy the Assos for the BIgger pad - It`s a real "head" turner with da ladies or men
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Stuff your rain cape down your shorts for an impressive bulge.
The front mind, not the back....that gives a totally different message.0 -
IrwinFletcher wrote:Stuff your rain cape down your shorts for an impressive bulge.
The front mind, not the back....that gives a totally different message.
Or your lunch of a banana and 2 plums0 -
what a LAD0
