The TFIF Morning Thread

RevellRider

Yes, the Thank F*ck It's Friday Thread.

What are you meatbags upto today? I'm off to work shortly where I suspect there will be plenty of running around, not much laughs and a little stress.

I think tonight I shall take a ride to the pub with the girlfriend and sink a few pints

angry_bird

Morning benders

Busy busy day today... 2 lectures, only in uni from 10-12, rest of the day free to do some stuff.

Then obviously I'll be going out tonight and probably be getting quite drunk.

TTFN

j_l

In the office again, but off to see a customer up on Dartmoor so a nice little trip out later.

Pub this eve too for some west country ale

Clank

Sat in work compiling a training course for next week (gotta love short notice).

About 8.30 there will be nommage including bacons.

This will set me up for an annual review. Frabjous joy!*


*Which I assume is Lewis Carroll speak for 'aww, f**ksticks!'

tlw1

Work, followed by work with a bit of work in the middle

angry_bird

matthew h wrote:

Wanking, followed by wanking with a bit of wanking in the middle

Fixed.

tlw1

Angry Bird wrote:

matthew h wrote:

Wanking, followed by wanking with a bit of wanking in the middle

Fixed.

might be more productive........

Raymondavalon

Greetings maggots,

Today I am off to London to visit the BERR Insolvency Agency, no I am not going broke, this is business.
I am hoping to be out of the city by 2PM then I can jump into my car and head home for the weekend :¬) Fridays are win indeed.

spongtastic

Morning all.

At work, drinking tea and eating toasted marmite & cheese sandwiches. Loads to do today, and I can't go anywhere because autoglass are visiting some time between 8 and 4 to fit a new windscreen to the panda. If they get here before 12 I have the bike ready to go.

cat_with_no_tail

Morning meatbags.

I'm about to go for a ride. It'll be the first ride I've been on all year where it's raining when I set off, and after the deluge we had here yesterday, it's gonna be a wet one. Strangely, I'm looking forward to it.

angry_bird

Cat With No Tail wrote:

Morning meatbags.

I'm about to go for a ride. It'll be the first ride I've been on all year where it's raining when I set off, and after the deluge we had here yesterday, it's gonna be a wet one. Strangely, I'm looking forward to it.

This makes me massively massively massively jealous, being stuck in London without a bike, not even a road bike :shock:

I really should have gone to a uni like Aberystwyth where I could ride bikes constantly.

Kaise

morning rug rufflers!

finished work at 9 last night after start at 7am so i am shattered today! Just consumed a bacons baguette with brown sauce and now need to get on with work, hopefully today will involve a ride but i aint holding out much hope!

Tomorrow is a fifa/beer night at the new house, be good to see the lads and try and organise a camping/mtb weekend somewhere

Kitty

Today I've got three hours of lectures with a hours lunch in the middle, but first to take my kitten to the vet for the big baby stopping op.

weeksy59

Was going to WFH today again, but thought only 2 days in the office was taking the pi55 a bit... so came in... seems i'm pretty much the only one here so may go home early and relax.

Gym session (in the office ) about 10ish.. then home for Telly.

ol\'gregg

working until 3pm then off to watch the rugby and sink a few pints of apples.

an_original_name

chilling out this morning, then packing my tent and bike stuff ready for going up to the first round of the uk gravity enduro at Ae. Cant wait!

Beardface

Morning assclowns,

Not much on for me, I'm at work, but not really working, as I only have a week left in this job, so all motivation is out of the window!

Going to try to get out on the bike this weekend, but not sure how I'll hold up, cracked a rib last friday on a stag do, so things are a bit tender. Need to get some riding hours in though, as I'm doing a charity bike ride next Sunday (Woking Bikeathon, if anybody else from here is doing it, give me a shout!).

Meh, time to load up on red bull and check out the hottie in the office. Have a good friday y'all!

Kaise

Stav wrote:

....check out the hottie in the office

POIDH

mak3m

meh 3rd day off the ciggs (this is CC so i resited the word fags)

at work till its finished

but

mrs at work tomorrow, lil mis mak3m out all day with friends, which leaves me with hours free some country lanes and bridleways and with any luck a pork pie stop :P

El Capitano

Good Morning Freaks!

TGIF!

Uber busy at work today. And, due to the female changing facilities being closed, today is one of the days they’re using the male ones, so it was a very sedate ride in (so as I didn’t get too sweaty) and a quick rub down with a wet flannel in the toilets first thing. It also meant I had to ride the shortest route to work, so I’m down 5 miles from my normal daily total, so either Mike or Shayne will probably take the lead on the Endomondo challenge… :evil:

Did have a breakfast meeting though, which involved a full English and lots of coffee.

Currently bashing my head against the desk with our finance system. You would not believe how unnecessarily complicated this is being made!

Anyways, soon be lunchtime, and I have some very nice cheese and smoked sausage sandwiches to demolish.

Laters...

Beardface

kaiser83 wrote:

Stav wrote:

....check out the hottie in the office

POIDH

I wish. Few problems with that though.

1 - "'scuse me love, can you pose for a pic that I can upload onto teh forumz please?" - yea, she's not gonna like that!

2 - If I did take pics, I'd make sure rohypnol was provided prior to pic taking, so the pics wouldn't be decent for the kids (Jay ) on here.

Can't access Facebook @ work either, so can't do it that way

Sorry lads. (And any women that swing that way).

Ransaka

I have a blocked middle ear apparently, boo. Riding is comical as I can't hear a damn thing out of my left ear and things I can hear sound odd as I can't work out where the noise is coming from.

Still, it's Friday.

thekickingmule

Jake151 wrote:

Bike is still out of action as the bike shop have no idea how long the crank is going to be

I don't think I'd trust an LBS that didn't know the length of cranks they'd ordered :shock:

Mornin' lads and ladettes!
I'm back fighting fit today after my death and resurection from the worst hangover known to man. I even managed to buy and build a bed last night First bed I've owned wooo

Today is a quiet day. I have loads to do but cba with any of it. I didn't realise my boss is back from her holiday today, so I need to look busy. Typing on here is good, it looks like I'm doing stuff. Sadly I'm back in tomorrow

projectsome

Been up since 5am, I've also learned what a membrane sweep is :shock:

While internally examining said female, she will simply "sweep" a finger around the cervix (neck of the womb). The aim is to separate the membranes around the baby from the cervix. This releases hormones called prostaglandins, which may kick-start labour

also had egg/bacon roll

Kaise

projectsome wrote:

also had egg/bacon roll

before or after you performed a membrane sweep?

if eaten after i hope you washed your hands! :shock:

projectsome

kaiser83 wrote:

projectsome wrote:

also had egg/bacon roll

before or after you performed a membrane sweep?

if eaten after i hope you washed your hands! :shock:

Where do you think I got the eggs from

Kaise

projectsome wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

projectsome wrote:

also had egg/bacon roll

before or after you performed a membrane sweep?

if eaten after i hope you washed your hands! :shock:

Where do you think I got the eggs from

and by bacons you mean placenta.........

projectsome

kaiser83 wrote:

projectsome wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

projectsome wrote:

also had egg/bacon roll

before or after you performed a membrane sweep?

if eaten after i hope you washed your hands! :shock:

Where do you think I got the eggs from

and by bacons you mean placenta.........

:shock: That's just wrong

The Big Cheese

Have just demolised a 12" Subway Melt with all the trimmings (got to have the Chipotle Southwest sause) and a can of coke.

MENTALLY busy today but productive.

Meeting the OH for some pint-age later then shall probably collapse from tiredness around 10:30....

angry_bird

Sun. Terrace. Cider. Doing a bit of work.

Good afternoon so far, may need to go and buy more drinks soon though.

cat_with_no_tail

This mornings ride didn't go according to plan.

Left my house, got around 50m down the road and noticed the really bad clicking coming from BB/Shock sort of area.

Turned round and came home to fix it. Didn't have my keys so had to wait for the wife to come back from dropping JR off at school. Did some skills practice while I waited.

Somehow managed to drop the bike on its side, and bent the mech hanger.

So I've had the bike in bits today searching for clicking noises and bending the hanger back into shape.

On the bright side, my garage is now spotlessly clean.