scratch

micksjoiner

got some deep scratches on front windscreen of car caused by wipers.
any ideas how to get rid of them,got M.O.T coming up soon

leaflite

autoglass?

cat_with_no_tail

As you posted this in CC instead of Hub....






Sandpaper






and limes

sheepsteeth

have you got a ball bag?

cover it in a very thick grease or tar and then liberally apply a metric fuckton of rock salt.

slide your dressed ballbags along the scratches and you should be squared.

one last word of advice: big sticks, no messtins, sideways.

El Capitano

If you've got fully comp insurance, with windscreen cover, stick a housebrick through it and get it replaced. Obviously you'll have to fork out the excess, which is normally about £50.

mak3m

El Capitano wrote:

£50.

for a brick :shock:

El Capitano

mak3m wrote:

El Capitano wrote:

£50.

for a brick :shock:

To be fair, its a very nice brick...

Kaise

To be fair, its a very nice brick...

it better be a really nice brick for that much!

to remove scratches from the windscreen use one lime, some string........

projectsome

paint the windscreen like so...

[/img]

micksjoiner

went to auto glass today,he told me to go round the the corner and come back with a crack in windscreen ,so i did

Richie63

Didn't that get suggested earlier

So you could have saved yourself a trip round the corner if you paid attention :roll:

micksjoiner

went down to see if they could polish it out

montevideoguy

Spunk on it


Spunk on the persion doing the M.O.T.


Glue (use spunk) stuff to your car so they don't notice

Fully-sprung

Richie63 wrote:

Didn't that get suggested earlier

So you could have saved yourself a trip round the corner if you paid attention :roll:

And they'd have just brought the van to his front door, therefore saving him a trip to Autoglass.

Briggo

Although you've already rectified the problem I usually find driving into a wall or another vehicle, is a good way of putting a crack in the windscreen, just incase anyone else suffers the same issue you've had.

I did hear running small children over can also be as sucessful.

Muttly1981

Briggo wrote:

Although you've already rectified the problem I usually find driving into a wall or another vehicle, is a good way of putting a crack in the windscreen, just incase anyone else suffers the same issue you've had.

I did hear running small children over can also be as sucessful.

Ah but after doing this you need to lose all ability to speak English and also have at least 10 witnesses by the road side (family of course)

Raymondavalon

Here's a good excuse for a windshield replacement and a paint job