Good evening satans wh0res, including full weekend debrief
Gazlar
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Evening Crudsmouths
hows your weekend been, I have been conspicuous by my absence as I've actually been bothered to ge on a bike, and 3 times too. this is what I have found out over the last few days
1) Lawman has an Ibis mojo, but its not all that as anyone can be good on a bike made out of pure helium
2) If you are sh1te at mountain biking, put lots of bling on your bike so as the people watching you struggle up a hill, sweaty and red faced, at least will be able to admire (at great length) your ability to colour co-ordinate
3) Do not try to ride off the edge of the world
4) when choosing a place to launch yourself over the bars of a bicycle, remember a hollybush surrounded by nettles is not a suitable location
5) A sheeps skull cable tied to your stem in no way makes your bike more aerodynamic, in fact its the opposite
6) Bacon, Sausage, Egg and cheese baps with barbeque sauce and american mustard are the sh1t
7) Lawman would like a go on Kitty
hows your weekend been, I have been conspicuous by my absence as I've actually been bothered to ge on a bike, and 3 times too. this is what I have found out over the last few days
1) Lawman has an Ibis mojo, but its not all that as anyone can be good on a bike made out of pure helium
2) If you are sh1te at mountain biking, put lots of bling on your bike so as the people watching you struggle up a hill, sweaty and red faced, at least will be able to admire (at great length) your ability to colour co-ordinate
3) Do not try to ride off the edge of the world
4) when choosing a place to launch yourself over the bars of a bicycle, remember a hollybush surrounded by nettles is not a suitable location
5) A sheeps skull cable tied to your stem in no way makes your bike more aerodynamic, in fact its the opposite
6) Bacon, Sausage, Egg and cheese baps with barbeque sauce and american mustard are the sh1t
7) Lawman would like a go on Kitty
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Busy, at times rather embarrassing as well when your mother turns up and you were somewhat "indisposed" to get your ass down stairs to explain why the door was locked.
Ooops, first time she met the new OH as well.
But then again, first impressions count.
Bike wise, sod all, will get there.
Love n hugs
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hang on your mother turned up or my mum?0
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Good Evening Bumders!!!
Back at uni, had an awesome weekend in Wales
Saturday- Nant yr Arian, slightly ruined by some stupid people running up and down hills :shock: I assume they can't afford bikes, I can see no other reason for this bizarre behaviour.
Sunday- Dyfi Enduro, awesome fun, stupidly steep, fast, slatey, loose descents, a few idiots riding rigids and single speeds, even a tandem somewhere. Unfortunately an incident with another rider ended up with me off the trail and over the bars, fortunately my face stopped my fall :roll: . Still finished, no idea how long it took, it was quite leisurely, I had a lovely hour for lunch at the feed station and some free beer before the finish
Monday: Coed y Brenin, MBR, fucking knackered by this point, ended up cursing up the climbs from the fatigue, and cursing on the descents from the fact my face, arms and legs weren't working properly. Still a brilliant ride though.
Overall an awesome weekend 8)0 -
Gazlar wrote:hang on your mother turned up or my mum?
I hope to God it was my Mum. She kind of looked familiar in my dazed state.
Love n hugs
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Gazlar wrote:Evening Crudsmouths
hows your weekend been, I have been conspicuous by my absence as I've actually been bothered to ge on a bike, and 3 times too. this is what I have found out over the last few days
1) Lawman has an Ibis mojo, but its not all that as anyone can be good on a bike made out of pure helium
2) If you are sh1te at mountain biking, put lots of bling on your bike so as the people watching you struggle up a hill, sweaty and red faced, at least will be able to admire (at great length) your ability to colour co-ordinate
3) Do not try to ride off the edge of the world
4) when choosing a place to launch yourself over the bars of a bicycle, remember a hollybush surrounded by nettles is not a suitable location
5) A sheeps skull cable tied to your stem in no way makes your bike more aerodynamic, in fact its the opposite
6) Bacon, Sausage, Egg and cheese baps with barbeque sauce and american mustard are the sh1t
7) Lawman would like a go on Kitty
pics of the sheeps skull very nuch needed the mojo's hardly made of helium, but compared to say a focus it probably feels it :P having said that, having a decent bike in now way helps one's sense of direction, especially bad considering id forgotten the route after less than 48 hours of previously riding it :oops: also it was agreed we'd all have a go on kitty (not at the same time obviously) 0 -
Amazing, each day in no particular order
Friday-ride,dog walk, bacon, street party, beer, live music
Saturday-ride, dog walk, bacon, beach, beer
Sunday-ride, dog walk, bacon, forest ride, beer
Monday-dog walk, bacon, forest walk, ride, beer.
Bad point is the cyst's back on my neck and it feels like somebody's sticking a knuckle in at the base of my skull. Huge red and blue pills mean no drink for a week
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
spongtastic wrote:Huge red and blue pills mean no drink for a week
:shock:
cmon big man come get a hug
mmmm only a lil riding this weekend, exploding innertubes and a bit o fettle
rest of the time included cobra, peroni and redwine oh and chinese food and bbq man cannot live on merlot alone0 -
Why is lawman wanting a go on me?
Well, my day sucked, I had to go work as they were short staffed and f*cked. But as I did them a massive favour I got to slack off for most of the shift and even do some pool training. Would of prefered to do more modelling and have a BBQ though at my sisters. 0 -
Evening.
Most Recent Ex™ decided she wants a friends with benefits arrangement, which suits me just fine. I also discovered that there is precedent for getting student loans for 5 years if one was a foundation year, meaning that I may be able to switch onto the 4 year course, and become a Master Of Physics (yeah bitches).
All in all, a good evening.0 -
whyamihere wrote:Evening.
Most Recent Ex™ decided she wants a friends with benefits arrangement, which suits me just fine. I also discovered that there is precedent for getting student loans for 5 years if one was a foundation year, meaning that I may be able to switch onto the 4 year course, and become a Master Of Puppets (yeah bitches).
All in all, a good evening.0 -
whyamihere wrote:Evening.
Most Recent Ex™, Pamela and her 5 lovely sisters, decided she wants a friends with benefits arrangement, which suits me just fine, although im concerned im starting to look like Ivan Lendle. I also discovered that there is precedent for getting student loans for 5 years if one was a foundation year, meaning that I may be able to switch onto the 4 year course, and become a Master Of Physics (yeah bitches).
All in all, a good evening.0 -
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Kitty wrote:Woohoo! In good news, I've finally made it to 8 stone!
congrats, now don't lose any more weight or we will lose you down a storm drain
oh and we were discussing real women not existing on the net and your name came up, Lawman gave a resounding and I quote "I would" Bails will corroberate this.0 -
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In that case then congratulations and ignore the last bit of what I said before. If you'd like it I've got a spare half a stone that has mysteriously appeared over my Easter slacking, you're more than welcome to that0
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DIESELDOG wrote:Busy, at times rather embarrassing as well when your mother turns up and you were somewhat "indisposed" to get your ass down stairs to explain why the door was locked.
Ooops, first time she met the new OH as well.
But then again, first impressions count.
Bike wise, sod all, will get there.
Love n hugs
DD
To stop the poor man escaping, was it?"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
^^^^ Aggie...
I'll let him explain. If he's brave enough to venture here.
Love n hugs
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Bikini Modeling shots der!I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Chaps, there's a wonderful tool for looking at pictures of females in bikinis, and sometimes even less.
It's called the Internet. You may have heard of it.0 -
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
Yep, but that's too easy. We like a challengewhyamihere wrote:Chaps, there's a wonderful tool for looking at pictures of females in bikinis, and sometimes even less.
It's called the Internet. You may have heard of it.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
