For Sale - a bike called Osama.
AlunP
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Anybody want a carbon fibre bike if the insurers don't want it.
One careful owner. Only one big crash and it will go in a sort-of-straight line if you steer well to the left. The dog that dived in front of it has learnt a lesson and so will his owner when he sees the letter and claim from my solicitors. While I am recovering from the double fracture I thought I would get involved with this e-commerce lark. So any takers?
Would make an ideal present to an unloved and well-insured spouse. I would suggest testing the structural integrity of the forks by descending Mont Ventoux to terminal velocity and then pulling hard on the brakes.
ps The bike is called Osama cos it's had one hell of a shock.
One careful owner. Only one big crash and it will go in a sort-of-straight line if you steer well to the left. The dog that dived in front of it has learnt a lesson and so will his owner when he sees the letter and claim from my solicitors. While I am recovering from the double fracture I thought I would get involved with this e-commerce lark. So any takers?
Would make an ideal present to an unloved and well-insured spouse. I would suggest testing the structural integrity of the forks by descending Mont Ventoux to terminal velocity and then pulling hard on the brakes.
ps The bike is called Osama cos it's had one hell of a shock.
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AlunP wrote:Anybody want a carbon fibre bike if the insurers don't want it.
One careful owner. Only one big crash and it will go in a sort-of-straight line if you steer well to the left. The dog that dived in front of it has learnt a lesson and so will his owner when he sees the letter and claim from my solicitors. While I am recovering from the double fracture I thought I would get involved with this e-commerce lark. So any takers?
Would make an ideal present to an unloved and well-insured spouse. I would suggest testing the structural integrity of the forks by descending Mont Ventoux to terminal velocity and then pulling hard on the brakes.
ps The bike is called Osama cos it's had one hell of a shock.
Someone will be along in a minute to tell you that what you've written is all a pack of lies, and you're really torturing your frame in the back shed with a soldering iron."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Aggieboy wrote:Someone will be along in a minute to tell you that what you've written is all a pack of lies, and you're really torturing your frame in the back shed with a soldering iron.
Why is there no film of the crash? It's because the bike was executed, that's why.
What type of bike was it? Because, if it was Trek some people will start having street parties chanting "BMC! BMC! BMC!"Twitter: @RichN950 -
"The dog that dived in front of it...."
Canine shield no doubt."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
PM Pufftmw over on commuting chat - I think he might be interested in it for his ex wife.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
but surely its at the bottom of the sea by now.??????????? :twisted:0
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nope, he still has a few hours to burry it under carbon law0
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No pictures, it never happened.
The problem is we are not eating food anymore, we are eating food-like products.0 -
And did you keep this bike in a lean to shed alongside MI6 headquarters for the past 5 years and have MI6 denied any knowledge of its existence?Where the neon madmen climb0
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I bet its an arrrzze getting out of your house with that crashed helicopter there though ...........0
