Dealing with annoying people

getonyourbike
getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
OK, I'm quite pissed off. What's the Crudcatcher way of dealing with it?

1. Elderly women hit me, her in the car, me on the bike
2. Insurance company that will obviously take ages to pay up
3. Hellfrauds who didn't have the mech hanger they said they had
4. Topeak
5. Oakley
6. CRC

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  • getonyourbike
    getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
    sorry, this should be in yeehas and sheeps' advice thread
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    getonyourbike wrote:
    OK, I'm quite pissed off. What's the Crudcatcher way of dealing with it?

    1. Elderly women hit me, her in the car, me on the bike
    2. Insurance company that will obviously take ages to pay up
    3. Hellfrauds who didn't have the mech hanger they said they had
    4. Topeak
    5. Oakley
    6. CRC

    1. kitchen
    2. string
    3. chloroform
    4. ditch
    5. lime
    6. mtfu
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    D lock the Cnuts
    Ditch with heads pointing backwards
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

    2008 Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp.
    2013 Trek 1.2
    1982 Holdsworth Elan.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    Breathe deeply, count to 10 and think of pastel colours.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    personally, i'd shit on the carpet
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    blister pus wrote:
    personally, i'd plop on the carpet

    Your own? :?
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    to start with, absolutely. then an anal scatter gun approach
  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    getonyourbike wrote:
    OK, I'm quite pissed off. What's the Crudcatcher way of dealing with it?

    1. Elderly women hit me, her in the car, me on the bike
    2. Insurance company that will obviously take ages to pay up
    3. Hellfrauds who didn't have the mech hanger they said they had
    4. Topeak
    5. Oakley
    6. CRC

    1. Drag her out and go 'Casino' on her ass.
    2. Defraud them for lots of cash.
    3. Arson.
    4. Claim that their helmet made your injury worse to get an out of court settlement.
    5. Claim some of their lens went in your eye then as per serial 4.
    6. Call in an IRA bomb threat on their warehouse.

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