Witty 'club' name needed, tonight!

I'm about to enter a Sportive with (hopefully) my 2 other cycling buddies.
There's a bit on the form asking for club name, which obviously we are not, but I would like to put something in.
Sadly though I can't think of a collective name for us to use, that doesn't being with W and rhymes with multiple anchors.
We have in common:-
Posties
In our 40's
We all live on The Poets Estate, (roads named Milton, Tenyson, Chaucer, Byron etc)
All ride Italian with Campag (although only 2 of us know what that means!)
Have fun
There's a bit on the form asking for club name, which obviously we are not, but I would like to put something in.
Sadly though I can't think of a collective name for us to use, that doesn't being with W and rhymes with multiple anchors.
We have in common:-
Posties
In our 40's
We all live on The Poets Estate, (roads named Milton, Tenyson, Chaucer, Byron etc)
All ride Italian with Campag (although only 2 of us know what that means!)
Have fun
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Posts
First Past the Postie
Post Haste
The Late Collection
Carbon Seat Posties
Posties In Motion
Gentlemen Of Letters
Red pedallers
Poetry in motion
Poetic posties
Campagposties
Middle aged dread
........i'll get me coat
That's a first class post.
Quick reply, sure you work for the Post Office?
What he said^
Trek 5.2 madone 2007
Ribble audax/winter 2010
Bianchi infinto 2012
haha do as I say ....
Ademort
Chinarello, record and Mavic Cosmic Sl
Gazelle Vuelta , veloce
Giant Defy 4
Mirage Columbus SL
Batavus Ventura
The Stamp Squibs
Stand and Deliver
Campackage
Stampagnolo
Push your package through our flaps
We're gonna empty our sacks on you
:oops:
1. Watch the classic film, and greatest fictional film, about cycling - Breaking Away (it won an Ocsar)
2. Forget your thoughts about why Dennis Quaid became a bigger star than Dennis Christopher. It's obvious isn't it? I like Quaidd, but I always associate him with 'Any Given Sunday', which, to my mind is one of the best sports movies ever, Now, I'm sure many of you are now shouting 'Raging Bulll' or 'Field of Dreams' - both favourites of mine. To my mind, though, nothing's really captured the full experience of elite level sport, but I thought AGS got it as close as it gets.
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3. Look at the kits. Cutters are all white. Just buy some white jerseys
4. Get some local printer to printer 'Cutters' on the jersey
5. Ignore point 2. I just have strong opinions of how sport is depicted on film (I understand it's probably harder than filming the Yeti)
Sorry best I could come up with :roll: 8)
sorry we shredded your tax disc that you'll need on sunday
Postmen Agonistes (cf Milton)
Areopa-old-gits-in-lycra (Milton again, a little obscure perhaps)!
Will that do?
That's gone very high up on the short list.
Read the bit about ventoux
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrarch
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/source/p ... ntoux.html
As a mate came round early with bottles of Hobgoblin and Old Peculiar I've not filled in my application, so you've got another 24hrs.