I didn't die on my ride :D
MissBint37
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I survived this http://www.theedgecycleworks.com/mtbrou ... oop-medium
OK not the most hardcore ever but, for my first time back I was pretty impressed. I didn't come off once.....also strange as I usually fall off all the time!!! I did have a comedy moment though....
Picture this, cramp in not one but BOTH calves, owcheeeeeeeeeee
So I got off the bike to stretch them out. I took hold of a nearby branch to enable me to stand one one leg to perform said stretching.
Snap,........branch came off in my hand..............ass hit the floor :?
But other than that, utter success, and a nice picnic and laze by Ladybower at the end made it even more win. Ooohh and I got to laugh at my friend having a comedy SPD monent!
Just have to actually stop the gears slipping on my bike and buy new pedals then I am on it!
OK not the most hardcore ever but, for my first time back I was pretty impressed. I didn't come off once.....also strange as I usually fall off all the time!!! I did have a comedy moment though....
Picture this, cramp in not one but BOTH calves, owcheeeeeeeeeee
So I got off the bike to stretch them out. I took hold of a nearby branch to enable me to stand one one leg to perform said stretching.Snap,........branch came off in my hand..............ass hit the floor :?
But other than that, utter success, and a nice picnic and laze by Ladybower at the end made it even more win. Ooohh and I got to laugh at my friend having a comedy SPD monent!
Just have to actually stop the gears slipping on my bike and buy new pedals then I am on it!
Ride it like you stole it!
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I didnt think Supersonic rode SPD's? and why hasnt he sorted you i mean gears out yet?MissBint37 wrote:I got to laugh at my friend having a comedy SPD monent!
Just have to actually stop the gears slipping on my bike and buy new pedals then I am on it!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:I survived
Evidently you weren't trying hard enough0 -
Doing better than I am then. Haven't really been off one bike or another (insert some kind of joke there) for the past week and my, well, everything hurts.0
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Pah picnic? Was it a royal wedding party or a ride? On a ride you are allowed a slice of malt loaf and a can of tizer, fact!
Then yo9u have kebab pizza or pizza kebab on the way home!0 -
Picnic occured after we had finished riding.....followed by an hour or so lazing about listening to the boy bitch about random stuff....and they say women are bad!!! I consumed copious amounts of water and some banana cake mid ride. Is that acceptable?Ride it like you stole it!0
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thats just you and supersonicTartanyak wrote:jay12 wrote:
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MissBint37 wrote:Picnic occured after we had finished riding.....followed by an hour or so lazing about listening to the boy ***** about random stuff....and they say women are bad!!! I consumed copious amounts of water and some banana cake mid ride. Is that acceptable?
hmm I suppose so, but be aware, there's people on this forum watching your every move so if you even think about having a picnic, even a prawn vol au vent or a Scottish egg, mid ride, then I'll know about it
now if you'll excuse me I have tyre pressures to check and a hamper to pack, those smoked salmon blinis don't make themself you know0 -
jay12 wrote:
nom nomMissBint37 wrote:banana cake
you do know what a cake is dont you? and for it to be a banana cake must suggest it has some king of bend in it.0 -
MissBint37 wrote:I survived this (removed due to forum rules)
OK not the most hardcore, but, for my first time on my back, I was pretty impressed. I didn't come..... strange as I usually do all the time!!! I did have a moment though....
Picture this, cramp in not one but BOTH ****, owcheeeeeeeeeee
So I got off by stretching them out.
I took hold of a nearby branch to enable me to stand one one leg to perform.
Snap,........ came in my ass, hit the floor.
But other than that, utter success, and a nice lady blower (queef) at the end made it even more win.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:MissBint37 wrote:I survived this (removed due to forum rules)
OK not the most hardcore, but, for my first time on my back, I was pretty impressed. I didn't come..... strange as I usually do all the time!!! I did have a moment though....
Picture this, cramp in not one but BOTH ****, owcheeeeeeeeeee
So I got off by stretching them out.
I took hold of a nearby branch to enable me to stand one one leg to perform.
Snap,........ came in my ass, hit the floor.
But other than that, utter success, and a nice lady blower (queef) at the end made it even more win.
thats certainly how i read it!0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:MissBint37 wrote:I survived this (removed due to forum rules)
OK not the most hardcore, but, for my first time on my back, I was pretty impressed. I didn't come..... strange as I usually do all the time!!! I did have a moment though....
Picture this, cramp in not one but BOTH ****, owcheeeeeeeeeee
So I got off by stretching them out.
I took hold of a nearby branch to enable me to stand one one leg to perform.
Snap,........ came in my ass, hit the floor.
But other than that, utter success, and a nice lady blower (queef) at the end made it even more win.
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You're the only king of bend round here.sheepsteeth wrote:jay12 wrote:
nom nomMissBint37 wrote:banana cake
you do know what a cake is dont you? and for it to be a banana cake must suggest it has some king of bend in it.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
You're the only king of bend round here.sheepsteeth wrote:jay12 wrote:
nom nomMissBint37 wrote:banana cake
you do know what a cake is dont you? and for it to be a banana cake must suggest it has some king of bend in it.
that is an awkward turn of phrase but im happy enough with my new mantle!!0
