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MountainMonster

Morning all!

Terrible weather here, so today will be mostly just taking care of chores around the house, but having a friend over for dinner so will spend a good amount of time in the kitchen today as well.

angry_bird

Morning crudders

Busy day today.

That's a lie actually, I've got fuck all to do so think I'll get on with some revision, maybe time for fettling later.

TTFN

VWsurfbum

well todays commute wasnt nearly as much fun as yesterdays, bum hurts, legs had no oomph, cold and a wind that always seemed tom be coming at me?

Well last day at work for a week and a half, i'd like to say off to the hotter climates of ibiza but the weather looks pretty poo :? but on the upside they'll be a lot of friends there and my parents too (baby sitters) so when i'm sitting outside mambo or Cafe del mar friday night i'm sure to think about you lot (not)

today i'll be getting ready to hand over my office to my right hand man, and then not alot else

Chinky for tea tonight i think?

cuthbertsavage

New to this crud catching lark.

I have a hugely busy day. I have my last ever essay after 19 years of education to finish, my masters thesis to plan and several paid translations to do (or they quickly become unpaid).

Sadly my new bike is being delivered today so I am far too excited for any of that.

The Big Cheese

Just got up after what feels like 2 hours sleep (although it was more like 6/7 hours) but still feel knackered. The weekend wasn't the best, too much alcohol was consumed and had a massive bust up with the missus

On my own in the office this week (well 3 days anyway) so will be busy, could really do with staying home in bed. Alas that is not to be,

In better news, the cannondale is being delivered today.

tlw1

morning

still officially dead with man flu

Busy day at work as its the last week of the financial year & got to complete a load of MBA work later. It is going to be a no fun day

cuthbertsavage

Cheer up! It could be worse...although from the sound of your week matthew h maybe you should just be grateful its only going to last 3 days.

VWsurfbum

cuthbertsavage
Not much to remember heere in the crud, other than no one can be trusted, dont ask a serious question to get a serious answer, if you dont eat bacon or a vegetarian you will be outcast like bacon sarnie at a barmitsfer

The Big Cheese
What did you do? did you get drunk and lear at another lady?

cuthbertsavage
How the feck can you stay in education for 19 years???? I'm all for further education etc but feck me!
Is it an addiction to the fresshers balls or was you learning to count to potato?

MissBint37

matthew h wrote:

morning

still officially dead with man flu

(

MTFU

There's only 2 types of man in this world...Man up or man down!!! Which one do you want to be

Ooohhh and good morning. My day will be pretty boring at work....I'm considering bacon stuffs for breakfast for the canteen. Need advice from you lot later, but I will let you wake up first before I start my 'special' new topic. :P

VWsurfbum

cuthbertsavage
Oh and theres no real women here! Miss Bint, Kitty and DD are all middle aged men sitting in their pants living off the dole and eating pizza

MissBint37

VWsurfbum wrote:

cuthbertsavage
Oh and theres no real women here! Miss Bint, Kitty and DD are all middle aged men sitting in their pants living off the dole and eating pizza

Hey, we are not eatiing pizza, we are eating bacon! And...we are all the same person.....maybe

welshkev

morning all, 2 sleeps until i go on holiday for 13 days..woo hoo. with a ride at cwmcarn tomorrow evening before i go 8)

not much happening today, there's only 3 of us in cos everyone's booked it off gto have a long holiday, which is cool cos it means i'm in charge, i can see an early finish happening

EDIT: just had a call that the area manager is calling in, but she gave no time, damn it...no early finish, and i bet she doesn't even come :?

welshkev

MissBint37 wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

cuthbertsavage
Oh and theres no real women here! Miss Bint, Kitty and DD are all middle aged men sitting in their pants living off the dole and eating pizza

Hey, we are not eatiing pizza, we are eating bacon! And...we are all the same person.....maybe

well, i've never seen you all here aqt the same time so it's possible

VWsurfbum

welshkev wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

cuthbertsavage
Oh and theres no real women here! Miss Bint, Kitty and DD are all middle aged men sitting in their pants living off the dole and eating pizza

Hey, we are not eatiing pizza, we are eating bacon! And...we are all the same person.....maybe

well, i've never seen you all here at the same time so it's possible

Thats a very good point i've never noticed that?
Maybe there all michael Jackson, from his hideout on richard bransons island?

VWsurfbum

Jake151 wrote:

Is there a delivery service for bacon?

yes there called "women" but there dangerous creatures and can cause loss of moneys and genreral stress!
I find Hunting for bacon to be quite a stress relief, also looking at said "women" when there gathering can be fun yet arousing.

mak3m

Meh back to work for 2 days well at least the sun had enough respect not to show up

angry_bird

VWsurfbum wrote:

cuthbertsavage
How the feck can you stay in education for 19 years???? I'm all for further education etc but feck me!
Is it an addiction to the fresshers balls or was you learning to count to potato?

I know of someone who I believe has now been in education for a total of about 27 years now... infact I think the uni have now told him he can't do any more courses there...

VWsurfbum

Angry Bird wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

cuthbertsavage
How the feck can you stay in education for 19 years???? I'm all for further education etc but feck me!
Is it an addiction to the fresshers balls or was you learning to count to potato?

I know of someone who I believe has now been in education for a total of about 27 years now... infact I think the uni have now told him he can't do any more courses there...

what the hell were they doing??? what do you do for money/life/womenz?

angry_bird

VWsurfbum

I have no fecking idea, he's just done virtually every fecking course he can at the uni, just doesn't want to leave apparently. Can't say I blame him.

VWsurfbum

Angry Bird wrote:

VWsurfbum

I have no fecking idea, he's just done virtually every fecking course he can at the uni, just doesn't want to leave apparently. Can't say I blame him.

No point being the most educated man on the planet if your not going to use all that knowlage? ( i kind of remember a film or program about this???)

welshkev

a mate of mine didn't leave uni until he was 30 i think, he did his masters and a phd and everything else....i think he's on the dole now*

*that's a lie, i'm not sure what he's doing

angry_bird

VWsurfbum

Yeah I have to agree, fuck knows what he'll end up doing, probably lecturing...

Raymondavalon

Yo grunts...

A good drive in today, roads were quiet compared to normal, I guess anyone with a quarter sized brain took the three days off.. I should have, so fail.
Still feeling a little bruised from helping my mate move and Sunday's ride didn't help either as I was still aching when I decided to ride.

This being a short week is a week of win for sure... let's see what I need to do to remain altert and awake on what will be 3 very s l o w days...

Anyway off to get me a LARGE coffee with shots galore...

.blitz

Morning, dirtbags!

I love the UK when the weather is good. Have just returned from 4 days in Wales, great to see quite a few MTBs on Cadair Idris and props to the bloke on the 90s rigid Kona descending Tarrenhendre the other day. Most excellent

joshtp

My Ma and Pa's 36'th wedding aniv today, so going out for a meal later, and sorting out the final little pressies this afternoon. All good! the weather, is, once again, lush.

Gazlar

Spin on this motherfudgers!!!

Work again for me today, via the post office depot to pick up my parcel that they tried to deliver in the 3 seconds Mrs g left the house for on Saturday. It could be brakes, it could be cycle carrier, it could even be books, a map or a cheap copy of paint shop pro. In fact it could be all of the above, the list, is quite literally endless.

actually, not literally endless

Anyway, other than that i'm on a cruddy 11 til 9 shift whih leaves me no time at the start or finish of the day to do owt

cuthbertsavage

VWsurfbum

7 years at primary school, 7 at secondary, 4 year degree and a masters!

It's brilliant, I am slowly becoming a member of staff...

VWsurfbum

cuthbertsavage wrote:

VWsurfbum

7 years at primary school, 7 at secondary, 4 year degree and a masters!

It's brilliant, I am slowly becoming a member of staff...

ah put like that, that's different, I thought you meant 19 years of uni!

cuthbertsavage

Pretty sure I'd have killed myself by if that had been the case. Also I'm not nearly clever enough as the numerous scars on by body from doing silly sports show.

Kaise

morning mongs!

hows it going, 3 days of work and then another weekend, YES!!!

i am moving house on thursday, me and a sarah are finally moving in together, everything is pretty much packed and ready to go, i am excited, cant wait to get the keys!

I think the most interesting thing is going to be moving my 210l fish tank without upsetting the inhabitants! hmm, curious, i am only moving 100yds down the road but i am going to have to empty it, load in into the car as i dont fancy carrying it down the road incase of droppage!

The first thing that is getting setup is my new Onkyo 7.1 badboy!annoy the neighbours on the first night! woop!!

thekickingmule

Morning crudites!

I would like to know who's stolen the yellow object from the sky. Come on, own up. I still have another weeks holiday that I wanted to use it in *shakes fist at sky*

Today plan is fettling. I shall fettle my Cube, and try and build up my commuter to be an awesome machine. i shall call it Frankenstein.

Anywho's, bacons for dinner me thinks