todays ride

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
...was awsome, i went to an old disussed quarry that i've been meaning tgo explore for quite some time, there's plenty of trips up there still to be had to explore the place.....but that's not why i'm writing this in the crudcatcher.....

i stopped to take a piss, now i'm on top of a mountain, i hadn't seen another human being for around half an hour since i turned off the road, i pull to the side of the trail, un zip my fly and bang...a woman walks out of the trees about 20 ft to the left of me, glances over and says "morning, don't mind me"...and just keeps on going... :shock: :lol:

wierd or what...she didn't even have a dog or anything...was she in there taking a sneaky pee aswell? :lol:

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Was it Diesel Dog stalking you?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    maybe....well at least i know what she looks like now :lol:
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    LMFAO! Typical scenario..

    So Kev, where is this quarry you speak of?
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    if that was her response, you clearly dont have a particularly impressive dick.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    LMFAO! Typical scenario..

    So Kev, where is this quarry you speak of?

    i did check to see if there was any other 'random' people in the woods just in case i'd stumbled apon one of those 'areas' :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited April 2011
    Editted due to computer being retarded
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    if that was her response, you clearly dont have a particularly impressive dick.

    well, obviously no one can compare to you sheeps, but i hadn't actually flopped out the old chap when she walked out...just unzipped and had my hand on it :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    At least it was a burd, if Stan Collymore had appeared you might have had reason to be a bit worried.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    welshkev wrote:
    ...was awsome, i went to an old disussed quarry that i've been meaning tgo explore for quite some time, there's plenty of trips up there still to be had to explore the place.....but that's not why i'm writing this in the crudcatcher.....

    i stopped to take a wee-wee, now i'm on top of a mountain, i hadn't seen another human being for around half an hour since i turned off the road, i pull to the side of the trail, un zip my fly and bang...a woman walks out of the trees about 20 ft to the left of me, glances over and says "morning, don't mind me"...and just keeps on going... :shock: :lol:

    wierd or what...she didn't even have a dog or anything...was she in there taking a sneaky pee aswell? :lol:

    Was she a looker?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    FocusZing wrote:

    Was she a looker?

    nope, at a guess she was late 50's and from the quick glance that i got of her i wouldn't have done her :lol:
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    welshkev wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:

    Was she a looker?

    nope, at a guess she was late 50's and from the quick glance that i got of her i wouldn't have done her :lol:

    Cheers I can pack away the mental images. Hopefully tonight I will be dreaming about Kate Middleton appearing from the woods while I'm having a slash.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    FocusZing wrote:
    Cheers I can pack away the mental images. Hopefully tonight I will be dreaming about Kate Middleton appearing from the woods while I'm having a slash.

    damn it, now i'm wishing it was kate middleton walking out of the woods :lol:

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