The Penultimate Weekend Morning™ thread

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ok, I was thinking along the lines that I wear different sleeves but the bulk of my White lines start at the shortest point, but I getcha, such as if you wear say a normal top then switch to a halterneck etc etc
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Gazlar wrote:
    Ok, I was thinking along the lines that I wear different sleeves but the bulk of my White lines start at the shortest point, but I getcha, such as if you wear say a normal top then switch to a halterneck etc etc
    Gaz =
    gok-wan.jpg :?:

    It's getting a bit fruity in the CC today! :lol:

    But, Kitty, why not get a bikini like this:
    string-bikini.jpg

    Surely that'll sort your problems out?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Hey, you have to admire his technique, camp voice equals gropey gropey.

    Anyway, I might dig out my mankini later
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Hey, you have to admire his technique, camp voice equals gropey gropey.

    Anyway, I might dig out my mankini later

    Oh for the love of god please NO!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Stav wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Ok, I was thinking along the lines that I wear different sleeves but the bulk of my White lines start at the shortest point, but I getcha, such as if you wear say a normal top then switch to a halterneck etc etc
    Gaz =
    gok-wan.jpg :?:

    It's getting a bit fruity in the CC today! :lol:

    But, Kitty, why not get a bikini like this:
    string-bikini.jpg

    Surely that'll sort your problems out?

    How did you know what bikini I wear?!
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Stav wrote:
    But, Kitty, why not get a bikini like this:
    string-bikini.jpg

    Surely that'll sort your problems out?

    just quoting so this picture gets a second post
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    I'm so excited, going to see Same Differance in concert tonight

    :cry: :x :?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I never understood tans, let alone tanlines.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Stav wrote:
    string-bikini.jpg
    Good 'ol dental floss swimsuits :) She'd get it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Kitty wrote:
    How did you know what bikini I wear?!

    I'm one of your nosey neighbours... :wink::lol:
    I never understood tans, let alone tanlines.

    That'll be the ginger-vitis. :P
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I never understood tans, let alone tanlines.

    Sun tanning, the darkening of skin in response to ultraviolet light. :P
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Nope, still don't get it.
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    An excuse to sit out in the sun and do nowt.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I think that's what I don't get. I'd find it impossible to sit in the sun, and have nothing happen. Apart from that it seems like the most boring possible way to spend time.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good Afternoon Freaks.

    Awesome weather. 8)

    Been out for a ride, but there's far too many people out and about for it to be really enjoyable. Going to spend an hour or two sitting in the garden now. Well, when I say sitting in the garden, what normally happens is, I sit there for 5 minutes, get bored and start fettling.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I think that's what I don't get. I'd find it impossible to sit in the sun, and have nothing happen. Apart from that it seems like the most boring possible way to spend time.

    I tried it this afternoon. It's dull as anything.

    Gave up and ended sorting out all the little niggles I have with the bike at the moment. Then started scheming the jumps I've decided the garden will benefit from.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Also, even reading the Sun gives me sunburn.

    I really don't see what's so attractive about tanning though.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    I really don't see what's so attractive about tanning though.

    This:
    donatella-versace.jpg

    :shock: :lol: *insert vomicon*
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Afternoon grunts...

    Today is a day of win, I'm off, so up at 10h00, let the cat out to play and did some geek chores that have been long overdue

    I spent the morning cloning and upgrading the MacMini's hard disk from an 80 to 320GB
    I'm pleased to say it was a success
    Now I need to motivate myself to rearrange my study desk to facilitate that massive 27" iMac I just bought myself.
    It's been in the box since last night and I am itching to get it powered up and running.. but I have a Windoze laptop to sort out for a mate before I unpack the "Big Mac"
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Stav wrote:
    Hideous image to disturbing to be reproduced
    Is that even human?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Kitty wrote:
    Stav wrote:

    But, Kitty, why not get a bikini like this:
    string-bikini.jpg

    Surely that'll sort your problems out?

    How did you know what bikini I wear?!

    you know the rules by now regarding POIDH :)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    :lol: No, mostly plastic and botox these days I'd guess.. gives you a good idea of what that tramp Jordan will look like if she makes it to that age*

    *which I hope she doesn't.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Those images stav, are exactly why I like tan lines, it's more reserved than those pete burns wannabes, a bit of a tan on a girl with a few White bits wins every time
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Agreed Gaz.. sometimes, on the right person, tan lines can look awesome.. they almost act like homing beacons for my (to quote Clarkson) Gentleman sausage.

    Note - that doesn't apply in every situation:
    tan-lines.jpg
    :shock:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    On the upside, i go to Ibiza in under a week and My Ma just came up trumps with the money for my new stead, so hopefully i'll get that paid into the bank today and then new frame orderd. 8)

    Still getting the 29er Race?
    depends which way the winds blowing, but maybe some titties ? anyway money is paid in, i'm at work and still got a lot to do but hopefully tonight i'll get it ordered?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Gazlar wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    Stav wrote:

    But, Kitty, why not get a bikini like this:
    string-bikini.jpg

    Surely that'll sort your problems out?

    How did you know what bikini I wear?!

    you know the rules by now regarding POIDH :)

    Beware!



















    Fat_women.jpg
    Damn I'm a sexy bit*ch!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    If that is you kitty then all I'll say is "what you doing tonight?" because I would smash your back doors in :)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    mak3m wrote:
    I'm so excited, going to see Same Differance in concert tonight

    :cry: :x :?


    Jealous face, I love same difference
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    hello whoresmouths.

    just got home, had bacons and sausages and am now having a mong session before doing fck all for the day..