Back from my season....sort of....

MissBint37
MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Hello again from the seasonnaire who doesn't do seasons....

Just got back from hiking for freshies in the last of the winter's snow which marked the end of a winter of me working every hour god sent and trying to squeeze in a bit of precious snow time....

So now, I'm ready to play bikes again.

Have you missed me?
Ride it like you stole it!
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    the number of times there have been Where is Miss Bint topics was getting boring.

    there were suggestions that Sonic had locked you in his Cellar and was keeping you as a Sex slave.

    But we there found out he had just gone south for a week or two.

    but Who the Fark are you again?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Oh Hai! :D

    *waves*
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Hi,

    So you're the infamous MissBint that everyone keeps going opn about, heard a lot about you!

    Welcome back from the snow (secretly i am jealous)
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Who am I???....I am special me ;)

    I did the same disappearing act last winter.....
    I'm good at it. But when you least expect it, BAM, I'm back.

    I was working 4 jobs so had very little time to do anything, but with the summer sunshine comes time to abuse forums once again.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Hi,

    So you're the infamous MissBint that everyone keeps going opn about, heard a lot about you!

    Welcome back from the snow (secretly i am jealous)

    ohhhhh dear....dare I ask what...perhaps I should get searching :?
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Now is it me or are there a fair few northerners (myself included) on these forums?!
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    there are a few Yorkists.

    Northerners is all a point of perspective.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Glossop

    its not near sheffield and its not near manchester, its just in the middle and weird!
    :shock:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    welcome back :D
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    so did you do anything stupid like fall in love and get married, MB? :lol:

    welcome back btw. :)
  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    I live in the south of Europe so you're all northerners to me...

    Welcome back Miss Bint!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Right let's fill you in, if you pardon the expression, I mean on what you've missed.

    1) sheepsteeths mum is from Rhyl

    2) a blossoming sexual tension between kitty and andy, I say sexual tension but what I mean is andy clearly wanting a piece of kitty but kitty clearly prefering the thought of being mauled by a womble rather than touched up by andy

    3) Elcap likes bacon but is now employed by the communist party of welshland to warn people of the danger of too much bacon

    4) people have already forgotten missbint and are now stalking dieseldog

    5) Lawman has spent a billion pounds on a mojo but hardly mentioned it

    6) bails87's real name is mark bailey, troll like comedian bill bailey's real name is also mark bailey, but I've never seen them in the same room but both hate the daily mail

    7) my awesome 12 days of Xmas ("a tour de force - the Guardian")

    8) bike radar broke for a while meaning no one biked for that period as if we'd broken something we couldn't ask nicklouse for help

    9) brake discs on bikes are called rotors

    10) CWNT has extorted billions from his employer

    11) some other stuff happened involving ditches, bacon and redheads

    12) Jay12 turned 12
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Gazlar wrote:
    Right let's fill you in, if you pardon the expression, I mean on what you've missed.
    ........

    Quality roundup there!!!

    I'm a leeds man. To many I am, therefore, a fellow northener.

    And i've never heard of MissBint. :shock: So, hello.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Wow, thanks for filling me in.

    Glad to see some of you remember me :D:D:D
    I am missing my gossip so it's good to be back!

    Well, what has happened in my world...

    1) Worked 4 jobs over winter
    2) Quit one of them so I only had 3 jobs
    3) Set up a company so I once again have 4 jobs
    5) Friend with benefits gone to love in NZ for good :(
    6) Mashed my ankle in climbing, recovered, now have tendonitis in my arm.
    7) Went on a MTB for the first time in ages the other week, was good but my ass got sore
    8)Rode the white stuff
    9) Ate bacon
    10) Ate steak
    11)Ate steak 99's.....ok so perhaps I didn't but the thought was there...

    That's basically it becasue working 80 hour weeks allows for little else! But being as people don't want snowboard lessons in the summer I might have time to have a life for a couple of months, depending on my company. Leaving work in T minus 4 months to work for myself........
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    .....but then my FB stalkers already know all of that :wink:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    Right let's fill you in, if you pardon the expression, I mean on what you've missed.

    you missed the dustcap debacle from the other week!
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    What's Facebook? :D

    Sounds like you had a great time away. Now get on the bike and stop whining about your sore ass :shock:
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Oh jeez yeah the dustcaps!!!

    Sorry for the self importance but here's the 12 days of Xmas, mainly as you got a mention or two on there

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... c&start=80
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Gazlar wrote:

    Sorry for the self importance but here's the 12 days of Xmas, mainly as you got a mention or two on there

    That is legendary mate!!! I really wish i'd seen that when you did it. Thanks for making me laugh...a lot.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    MissBint37 wrote:
    .....but then my FB stalkers already know all of that :wink:

    Oh Hai! :D
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Your welcome, unfortunately the last pic has disappeared, but it was quite self explainatory. Anyway Xmas is something we can enjoy all year round, like Noel Edmonds
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Gazlar wrote:
    3) Elcap likes bacon but is now employed by the communist party of welshland to warn people of the danger of too much bacon

    Sad, but true. I now have a job promoting healthy lifestyle type stuffs around nutrition and physical activity.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Gazlar wrote:
    3) Elcap likes bacon but is now employed by the communist party of welshland to warn people of the danger of too much bacon

    Sad, but true. I now have a job promoting healthy lifestyle type stuffs around nutrition and physical activity.

    well we all know how Physical the eating of Bacons can be.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    SOOOO!!! SS didnt lock you up in his celler... oh, that's good then.



    what did ya miss?


    Gazlar shot to fame in the winter, but now nobody really cares about him or who he is, DieselDog appeared and gave everybody a hug - she is now the resident hoty except no-one knows what she looks like.... Andy got even more gay. CWNT built the best bike since records began, then sold it and got a crappy 1990 orange. Some random started a stupid thread about dustcaps and I came up with an awesome idea called the CrudCast... which seems to have dropped by the wayside in the past week or two.


    all in all, it's been very much the CrudCatcher


    oh yeah, and we saved rhyl's landmark tower with some limes and Nut Lube
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazlar wrote:
    3) Elcap likes bacon but is now employed by the communist party of welshland to warn people of the danger of too much bacon

    Sad, but true. I now have a job promoting healthy lifestyle type stuffs around nutrition and physical activity.

    it's so wrong but so right, like "The Sheepsteeth book of Romance" or "Enjoying the Touch of a Woman" by Andy.

    Although it does mean more bacon for you!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    oh yeah, and this guy turned up and we all had to think of new ways to insult him


    hipster2.jpg
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited April 2011
    joshtp wrote:

    what did ya miss?


    Gazlar shot to fame in the winter, but now nobody really cares about him or who he is


    that's fame for you, once you've reached the top there's nowhere left to go but down, I'm very much like a young John Leslie!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,953
    Welcome back Binty :)

    We had heard rumours from the stalkers that you were out in the Alps somewhere which made me very jealous until I read the stuff above about not getting much snow time. Makes my 4 day break in the last of the April mush seem a bit better now...

    You just need to get back your random thread starting ways now :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Gazlar wrote:
    Oh jeez yeah the dustcaps!!!

    Sorry for the self importance but here's the 12 days of Xmas, mainly as you got a mention or two on there

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... c&start=80

    That is amazing, was crying with laughter. Trying to fake doing work in the office is hard when looking at that thread!! Why did nobody tell me of this on facebook, I may even have returned from my non season for a few days to look at it :D
    Ride it like you stole it!