I just

Andy
Andy Posts: 8,207
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Shaved my balls.

Silky smooth!

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nice, your boyfriend coming around tonight then? :wink::lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    so how did you get them out of the sack?
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  • concorde
    concorde Posts: 1,008
    Shaved them?! You'll regret that. itches like fuck. Get the immac on them. or veet as it's known these days! Much nicer! And even SMOOTHER!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    nicklouse wrote:
    so how did you get them out of the sack?
    :lol:
    Dammit, now I need to make a fresh cup of tea, I just lost half of that last one!
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Veet for the win! Once you've removed the hair with the veet you'll be playing with your balls for hours. Feels awesome
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  • bramstoker
    bramstoker Posts: 250
    Real men use a lighter.
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Concorde wrote:
    Shaved them?! You'll regret that. itches like fark. Get the immac on them. or veet as it's known these days! Much nicer! And even SMOOTHER!

    Gotta make sure to get the sensitive stuff though, used normal stuff and trying to hang your nuts out the window to cool them down in the breeze isn't a good look
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  • concorde
    concorde Posts: 1,008
    I tried sensitive stuff and it wouldn't get through my jungle so went for the other stuff. Soon got through it. Even though it sayd they're same strength; sensitive or not, they're NOT!

    Mrs might put them in her mouth now ;-)
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Concorde wrote:
    I tried sensitive stuff and it wouldn't get through my jungle so went for the other stuff. Soon got through it. Even though it sayd they're same strength; sensitive or not, they're NOT!

    Mrs might put them in her mouth now ;-)


    Your mrs has a choice?


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  • ollie_lucas1985
    ollie_lucas1985 Posts: 325
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    Concorde wrote:
    Shaved them?! You'll regret that. itches like fark. Get the immac on them. or veet as it's known these days! Much nicer! And even SMOOTHER!

    Gotta make sure to get the sensitive stuff though, used normal stuff and trying to hang your nuts out the window to cool them down in the breeze isn't a good look

    LOL
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    You can now go to the roadie section. Next up is your legs.

    And your mrs doesn't sack it up? A woman not letting a man keep his bike in the house in 1 thing, but not sacking it up is a whole nother story.
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Saves weight!!
  • Bred2shred
    Bred2shred Posts: 306
    POIDH :lol:
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'm just doing mine now. Already worn one razor out, my ballsack is like a parachute.
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    ive talced them to try and alliveate a recent attack of saddle pain

    smooth and hairy doesnt get better than that :P
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Bred2shred wrote:
    POIDH :lol:

    Wow.........
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    MountainMonster wrote:
    Bred2shred wrote:
    POIDH :lol:

    Wow.........

    I know, someone beat me to it...

    Love n hugs

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    At least you'll be able to find your c0ck now!
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Man this Thread is just so very wrong
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    Man this Thread is just so very wrong

    Very much so. I'm going to have nightmares.
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