Happiness
bails87
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Apparently some hippies have come up with a plan for happiness.
Luckily the Daily Mash have come up with better ones:
They seem to have bacon covered in 3, so it's all tickety boo! I reckon supersonic follows 8.
Luckily the Daily Mash have come up with better ones:
10 Quick Steps to Easy Happiness
1.Orgasms
So many options. With a chum, in a public lavatory. At home alone is nice too.
2. Television
Have you seen Boardwalk Empire? It's the balls.
3. Meat
Take time to appreciate the animal life around you and then eat it in a bun.
4. Foreigners
Impersonate their ridiculous accents and accuse them of bestiality.
5. Give up
Having a goal in life is stressful. And annoying. No-one cares if you're 'successful' and neither should you.
6. Ignorance
The more you know about the world the more horrifying it becomes. Learn nothing and persecute the intelligent.
7. Smugness
You're brilliant and everyone else is an arse.
8. Power
Be part of something bigger - like a club or society - and then rule it with an iron fist.
9. Just be, like, you know, happy
It may seem like a grotesque over-simplification, but it is better than being sad.
10. 'F*ck off'
If you meet anyone who is a member of Action for Happiness, tell them to 'f*ck off'. You will feel fantastic.
They seem to have bacon covered in 3, so it's all tickety boo! I reckon supersonic follows 8.
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7 works for me.I don't do smileys.
There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda
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There's a house in Four Oaks Estate called 'Happiness'0
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bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
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bluechair84 wrote:bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
You can grow bacons???? :shock:
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MountainMonster wrote:bluechair84 wrote:bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
You can grow bacons???? :shock:
Send me the seeds to the bacon tree, and money tree while your at it.
Its not a bacon tree....
It's a Ham Bush...
I'll get me coat.
Love n hugs
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Robin Lakoff once said that women lacked the language to have a sense of humour. I told that joke to a class full of girls taking A-Level Language, no one got it. I told them it proved Lakoff was correct. Apart from one girl actually who got it, I informed her she was actually a boy.
I did get my coat
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5+7 are so me
I have no life goals outside ridind lol. and i am amazing :P
My team mate at work just asked me if i wrote these
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No. 6 is fact. If you disagree I can simply ignore you, or even apply no.7, and overrule your frankly inferior view, with my own. I feel happier already
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DIESELDOG wrote:MountainMonster wrote:bluechair84 wrote:bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
You can grow bacons???? :shock:
Send me the seeds to the bacon tree, and money tree while your at it.
Its not a bacon tree....
It's a Ham Bush...
I'll get me coat.
Love n hugs
DD
At first I thought you were referring to something in your netheregion, then the joke hit.
I then proceeded to 0 -
MountainMonster wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:MountainMonster wrote:bluechair84 wrote:bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
You can grow bacons???? :shock:
Send me the seeds to the bacon tree, and money tree while your at it.
Its not a bacon tree....
It's a Ham Bush...
I'll get me coat.
Love n hugs
DD
At first I thought you were referring to something in your netheregion, then the joke hit.
I then proceeded to
I have a witness here who can verify that I have just spat all over the keyboard.
I'm not allowed anywhere near his pc now
Love n hugs
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It's all balls
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I'm tired, forget about happy. Be good at what you do and the money will come, that's how you become happy, but until then, apply rule 6, and when you get the money, apply rules 7, 8 and 9."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
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DIESELDOG wrote:
All balls, I don't like to discriminate, even against people who have no balls, although I'm freaked out by people who have 10 -
Gazlar wrote:
Oh thats okay then. I fall into one of those categories.
Not telling which one tho
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Me and the sock didn't get past 10
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All a retard needs to be happy is a scooby doo lunchbox.
If it comes with a thermos of chocolate milk, he hit the jackpot.
(I promise i'm not speaking about myself :oops: )0 -
^^^^^ LMAO you dont need friends at uni when you have scooby doo0
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DIESELDOG wrote:MountainMonster wrote:bluechair84 wrote:bails87 wrote:They seem to have bacon covered in 3
Would that be numbers 1, 3 and 8; where power is forcing people to grow you bacon and provide it in a bun on demand?
You can grow bacons???? :shock:
Send me the seeds to the bacon tree, and money tree while your at it.
Its not a bacon tree....
It's a Ham Bush...
I'll get me coat.
Love n hugs
DD
otherwise known as a hamplant...My bike takes me places that school never could0 -
bluechair84 wrote:kaiser83 wrote:
fixed
cheers, what am i doing wrong?0 -
Use the img twice button to surround the link to the picture (ends in .jpg), grab the link by right clicking the picture.0
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Use the img twice button to surround the link to the picture (ends in .jpg), grab the link by right clicking the picture.0
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but only press submit once :P0
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Ha! Err, lucky I wasn't ordering something costing a lot of money.
That was actually sent on my phone which is why i'd also gotten a few words back to front :? Damn Androids...0
