the cheek of it..........

Kaise

so the guy in our pen at work sticks, like bad eggs and more, and this is on a daily basis!

so after the hints and stuff everyday still no change 5 months later!

so today from his end of the office there is a definative fart smell, but like gag reflex inducingly stong, so i said

Me -pete, was that you?
Pete - Pardon, are you accusing me of that terrible smell
me - well yes actually,
Pete - I can assure you that was not me
Me - fair enough, its bad who ever did it though, i'd apologise if it we me though
Pete - And so would i!!


Me - Is everyone else at the team brief?
pete - Yes, just you and me in the office

i didnt say anything after this as he just started to go red! i mean MTFU and just say yeah it was me, sorry about that!

.blitz

lol

Cleat Eastwood

wow you work with people who say ' I assure you'. Thats worth a lol in itself.

montevideoguy

I unleashed a stinky watery fart in the supermarket the other day (coming off the back of a bad case of arsepiss the day before). Yes, I blamed some children who were walking past. The smell was bloody vile too (smelt like dead baby covered in poo)

MountainMonster

I've got the classic beer,red meat, and pizza farts going on today. Wife was not impressed when she woke up. I just laughed, and then fanned the room about with biohazard spray for like 50 years.

cat_with_no_tail

MountainMonster wrote:

I've got the classic beer,red meat, and pizza farts going on today. Wife was not impressed when she woke up. I just laughed, and then fanned the room about with biohazard spray for like 50 years.

If you were more of a man you'd have dutch ovened her!

Gazlar

I may have told the story of the time I was in Amsterdam, I can't remember. Anyway Mrs G was being cheeky and I told her she wanted to stop or there would be trouble. Lippily she asked what I was going to do so I cupcaked her with a loud yell of POW! then turned to see her stood next to me, I looked again to see a fathers shocked and angry looking Dutch woman frowning at me sternly having just received a very vocal delivery of Gazguff to her mush

123oldman

Gazlar wrote:

I may have told the story of the time I was in Amsterdam, I can't remember. Anyway Mrs G was being cheeky and I told her she wanted to stop or there would be trouble. Lippily she asked what I was going to do so I cupcaked her with a loud yell of POW! then turned to see her stood next to me, I looked again to see a fathers shocked and angry looking Dutch woman frowning at me sternly having just received a very vocal delivery of Gazguff to her mush

LOL! Fcuk... everyone's looking at me in the office now
Proper belly laughed at this Gaz

mak3m

my number 2, no pun intended, has to let one off between 15.00 and 15.30 everyday, must be a pressure thing and im not that keen on him exploding in the office. When its time he leans over and switches on his fan so it drifts away from us and over towards the planners.

its a standard proceddure in the office now and we miss it when hes off

The Northern Monkey

If you're gonna drop your gut then you might as well own up to it!

In my last job, I was at the back of the office.,....

i took pride in floating a fan assisted air biscuit down the office and watching peoples faces as the arse stench reached them.