any knobber burnt or
blister pus
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lobster pink?? :oops:
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No, but it was fucking redders at Stainburn today!0
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No, and I'm a ginger. If you got burnt you must be a proper clumpet.0
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human fail all round really, put sun cream on that i dug out of the cupboard only to look at the bottle 2 days later to see a date stamp on the bottle of 1996, or something equally stupid0
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Went a bit pink down at Bedgebury today. But my natural colour is pale blue, takes a bit of sun before I go white."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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But, Stevo 666, you're a terminator.0
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Well it did feel like I was funking well melting while pedalling up the hills today."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Mm, I like the taste of olives.0
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Have weird skin! Some freckles on arms, but Olive everywhere else
Not burnt, just gone a bit darker 
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Early start on the cyclists tan yesterday!0
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Kitty wrote:Don't think I've ever burnt really = olive skin = win!
what? Green?0 -
My tan is coming along nicely 0
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mine's calmed down now, it's turned into a brown tan as opposed to a cooked lobster effort0
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Ooh, i like green flavoured things.0
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Soon as temp goes to double digits I'm usually half naked in the garden bbqing something
And I don't care how many letters the neighbors write to the authorities they cant fucking stop me :twisted:0 -
Why would your neighbours complain about that? Well, the barbecue, fair enough, it causes rain, but still, they sound like a bunch of mincers.
Had an annoying neighbour ruin a great deal of my summer hols as a child, he decided to learn how to play the bagpipes, by himself with no tuition, in his garden. Could hear the sheepstwat all over the village.0 -
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Lol one of the many weird and wonderful things I've seen since climbing on a mtb. Field literally in the middle of nowhere a bloke and his son marching up and down practicing bagpipes. I had the image of a very happy wife/mother on a sunbed somewhere with a large pins and a grin on her face 0 -
saw a guy this morning that must feel like a tw**, he had this pristine white sunglass mark and a face that was a similar colour to a prostitutes minge at the end of a long shift!
RAW!!
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Do any of you guys/girls apply the old albino cream when your out on long rides, or do you let nature take it's course?0
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Had mixed weather this weekend....
blowing a hooligan and temperature a degree or two above 0 at the top of Sgor Gaoith on Saturday...but at least not wet.....
But then el-scorchio up Bynack Mor on sunday....had to don the buff to protect the ole napper.
Oh...epic weekend in the cairngorms though 8)Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
cee wrote:Had mixed weather this weekend....
blowing a hooligan and temperature a degree or two above 0 at the top of Sgor Gaoith on Saturday...but at least not wet.....
But then el-scorchio up Bynack Mor on sunday....had to don the buff to protect the ole napper.
Oh...epic weekend in the cairngorms though 8)
Cheers cee!
Next time I ride in the buff, I will oil the old napper too.0 -
I'm too manly for sunburn.0
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whyamihere wrote:I have never been outside.
I did once burn slightly whilst digging on a welsh mountainside in February, but never have since.
However, that may also be because I use a decent SPF sunscreen. Melanoma never looks like fun.0 -
I got a freckle goggle tan last week...it is going now though becasue it wasn't proper sunburn!Ride it like you stole it!0
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Being a proper sun-averse celt, I have to wear sunblock. But it does mean I'm usually the only one in a group that's not sunburnt 0
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whyamihere wrote:I'm too manly for sunburn.
I have pix to prove otherwise! Mwuhahahahahaaa0
