The hot nurse morning thread

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
and so the cat wakes me up... why can't she open her own food.

today will consist of tidying the whole house, doing the shopping, and visiting mum in hospital (why are the majority of nurses so hot?)

On the plus side I overpaid for something and now I'm waiting for a cheque
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Goood moaning

    Lambing again this morning, Cannock this afternoon. I'm happy.

    projectsome you need a new cat that isn't so needy.
  • Proutster
    Proutster Posts: 785
    Morning all, up early (for a Saturday) - off to Triple S powdercoaters in Bingley to collect the Ex[alt] frame. Then golf this afternoon.

    Off to Moelfre tomorrow to watch round 2 of the Halo British Downhill Series - sold that one to the GF as a "nice picnic in the Welsh countrside - oh, there might be some blokes on bikes there as well...."

    'Twill be a Good weekend!!

    Happy one to you all :D
  • Angry Bird wrote:
    projectsome you need a sack, some bricks and a canal.

    Fixed.

    Morning.

    Gardening is on the cards today I think. Need some new strimmer cord, and some of the strongest weedkiller known to mankind, or napalm. Napalm would be good.
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Which hospital is that? The nurses at our local casualty and nearest big hospital are generally old and morbidly obese!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Which hospital is that? The nurses at our local casualty and nearest big hospital are generally old and morbidly obese!

    Ah, in casualty yes they generally are old etc... but if you're on the long stay wards you see at least 3 or 4 better looking nurses.

    It's the same when I go to the docs, the further down the corridor I go, the hotter they get.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Morning freaks.

    Keepin it sweet.

    Things to attend too.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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  • ctrlaltdel
    ctrlaltdel Posts: 114
    Need to tidy my room up (an event that happens once every two months or so...) bbq this afternoon!

    Tomorrow may involve something sacrilegious - riding a road bike :shock:
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Mmmm not bad, weekly shop, insert large amount of garlic into some dead pig, clean and light BBQ, place dead pig in BBQ, go for a 2-3 hour ride, open nice bottle of wine eat pig

    Ftw :D
  • Bred2shred
    Bred2shred Posts: 306
    Going out to test out my new carbon 456, hopefully i've tightened everything up, and if not i'm sure i'll find out sooner rather than later. :lol:
    Never argue with an idiot, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Morning gang

    I'm off to the beach today methinks. Lovely sunny day here in Pembrokeshire. My gfs sisters boyfriend is also dropping down his Raleigh max for me to fettle later. Fortunately I've brought my Raleigh max fettling tools with me, (a sledgehammer and a skip) I shall also spend some time educating him on what a proper bike is!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • mornings yalls. stuck inside catching up on all the work ive been putting off over the last couple of days, Grr, such a nice day wanna go for a ride.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    (why are the majority of nurses so hot?)

    Cus we rock!/cocky

    Good Morning, it's mayhem in the Kitty household but hopefully normality will soon be restored, it's sunny and I have a day off. Woop!
  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Bleaurgh! Just up, what a day! Think the jumps at GT are a calling. I ate well too much yesterday so need to burn of a big lasange, cheeseburger supper and a couple of bacon rolls from this morning!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Morning. I'm far too tired, after a very, very weird night that I don't ever want a repeat of.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    hello gypos.

    ive got a bit of the hangover caused by thusday nights drinking but im hoping the eggs and bacon will help me.

    today is the first of my next 30 days off, im so happy to be off for a bit.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Greeting maggots..

    Fettling with the bike today as it's Cannock tomorrow. Man I miss my Golf, as I have a full Thule roof rack/591 set for it and loading the bike into the back of a hatchback is pain.
    The current car is a short term lease, so not investing in any hardware for the roof racks.

    Was up at 10AM, the sun is out and I am going to take the rigid out for some mileage
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Busy morning, lambs popping out everywhere, had to drag 11 out myself, arms are now completely red. Off home now, eat food, go to cannock for the afternoon as a treat.
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Angry Bird How many sheeps do you have!? Lambing every day! My mates farm has finished, all happened in the course of 3days I think it was :P

    Today, I'm about to go and practise for a concert i'm in. Wooooo [/sarcasm]
    I've left my wallet 45 miles away, :evil: and I don't know what to do.

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    This thread fails, due to lack of hot nursey pics...

    Meanwhile, Good Afternoon Freaks!

    Been fettling, eating pies and bacon and walking the hound. Also getting my stuffs ready for HONC tomorrow - going to be a hot dusty one. 8)
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Sorted
    nurse.jpg
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    a hot dusty one. 8)

    The queen's Fanny?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Just got back from a trek up the mountains, which went ok. Definitely starting to get my strength back.
    Anyway...
    This thread fails, due to lack of hot nursey pics.
    Damned straight it does... Allow me to fix that with some Sarah Chalke from Scrubs.
    (I mean I know she's a doctor in it, but, does anyone REALLY care?)
    sarahnaughtynurse5.gif
    l33ee004d0000_1_5315.jpg
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Richie63 wrote:
    Sorted
    busty-nurses-24.jpg

    fixed
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    eeeew. There's such a thing as TOO big. That's just a slapper. I bet she's Jemma Dixon's best mate :evil:
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    This thread fails, due to lack of hot nursey pics...

    Technically, she's a doctor, but meh details...

    500full.jpg

    Sarah+Chalke+3.jpg

    Sarah%2BChalke%2B1.jpeg

    :D
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Technically, she's a doctor, but meh details...[/img]
    Beat you to it, even got a animated GIF :P

    I'd hit Sarah Chalke so hard I'd need medical attention afterwards.
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I would damn you for beating me to it, however, that .gif .... bravo sir, bravo
    Image+%3D+applause+12.jpg
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I shall throw the whole clip in for those that haven't seen it.

    I'd be lieing if I said I'd never dreamt I was in Turk's place!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHySICKDmr8
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    This thread is now oficially full of WIN :D