Apparently one of these is human

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
But I'm not sure, one looks like a dog, the other looks like an accident involving orange paint and a tin of resin

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12989958
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (Baaps)

    Quality! :lol:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Why the hell do people do that to themselves? I can;t fathom how anyone would look in a mirror and think "yeah, all that crap I've done to my face, and all that insane burnt chips tanning looks gooooood".

    Also, I'm rather depressed there's no comments section on there :(
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Jemma Dixon from Liverpool

    nuff said.
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  • ol\'gregg
    ol\'gregg Posts: 612
    El Capitano wrote:
    The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (Baaps)

    Quality! :lol:

    I ran a conference for them in work last year and had to take a pic of their business card they gave me as it just says BAAPS across the top.

    Made me giggle
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  • ol\'gregg
    ol\'gregg Posts: 612
    Found it :lol:

    baaps.jpg
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  • toby_winkler
    toby_winkler Posts: 1,298
    edited April 2011
    She is fudging disgusting. What a sheepstwat.
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  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    I just hope she's sterile... Humanity can't afford this kind of stupidity much longer!
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    good god, I've just read the full story page, she's only 23. It 'makes her feel confident', confident of what exactly? that people are thinking 'look at that orange freak'.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    You know when you've been Tango'd ! She looked like an orange-tinted dog turd before she had the botox, so the damage was already done.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Just heard something on the radio abotu them raising the age where you can use sunbeds to 18 because of the incredible rise in skin cancer since their popularity.

    There was one girl moaning on it "but the age should be 16, like, really, innit"

    :roll: And why is that, love, because you're older than 16 and not yet 18?
    If you were concerned about their safety, you'd just want them banned, muppet!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    i saw a girl the other day and it looked like she'd been dipped in kreosote(sp)

    not attractive in the slightest, but they seem to be equally attracted to boys with blonde mullets, steroid users in pink henleys t shirts :lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    I wonder which Jemma Dixon she is on FaceBook?

    not hard to guess.
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    Which one's the dog?
    And just look at those pathetically long fake finger nails.
    What an idiot.
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  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    She looks dreadfull. How can people think thats a good look?

    Baaps :lol:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nicklouse wrote:
    I wonder which Jemma Dixon she is on FaceBook?

    not hard to guess.
    Holy crap, you made me look, and now I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth :(
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Jake151 wrote:
    Well that's quite disgusting...

    She was better looking before she had the treatment, only marginally though
    Well, considering she's been doing it since before she was legal, then I'm saying nothing.
    She was probably a cute kid though, like most kids.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Jake151 wrote:
    Well that's quite disgusting...

    She was better looking before she had the treatment, only marginally though
    Well, considering she's been doing it since before she was legal, then I'm saying nothing.
    She was probably a cute kid though, I like most kids.

    corrected for you.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    :lol:
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    I wonder which Jemma Dixon she is on FaceBook?

    not hard to guess.
    Holy crap, you made me look, and now I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth :(

    This. I didn't realise it was possible to be so ugly.
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  • j_l
    j_l Posts: 425
    Just looked on FB, wooooooohhhhhh that is GRIM

    :shock:
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    before the treatment... average/not bad looking. Now - freaking fugley
    I like bikes and stuff
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    To be honest I find the accent worse than the look. She does look revolting though.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Also Facebook shows her in the natural pose for ladies of this type....DUCK FACE
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  • toby_winkler
    toby_winkler Posts: 1,298
    I tried searching for her on fb, but couldn't find her. Well there was no terribly disgusting pictures anyway. In a way I am quite glad I didn't find her, the video was bad enough.
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    http://www.facebook.com/MissJemmaDixon
  • D-Cyph3r
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    They start with the sun beds at 16

    They die early of skin cancer

    The world carries on

    Success?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    To be honest I find the accent worse than the look.
    As much as the accents grate, i just cannot believe you're being honest! She's fricking hideous.
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    D-Cyph3r wrote:
    They start with the sun beds at 16

    They die early of skin cancer

    The world carries on

    Success?

    scummers breed faster than us, just flick through one episode Jeremy Kyle at random for confirmation, we are all doomed

    anyhoo she is deffo a double bagger :wink:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    To be honest I find the accent worse than the look.
    As much as the accents grate, i just cannot believe you're being honest! She's fricking


    That's being selective of what I said. I find the accent worse but that's not to say she's not revolting. I just really cannot take that bloody horrible accent (no offence to anyone who is from her neck of the woods and speaks like that...but it is a bloody horrible accent)
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