Oh noes.........BB is back to ruin my summer!!!!!!

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,083
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12983426

Just when I thought it was safe to have a summer of tv, thank God I'm out the country for 3 weeks

I've also read that the rat tail haired guy from My BIg Fat Gypsy wedding is going on the celebrity version...........................good luck trying to evict him :D:D:D
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

Comments

  • Biggest load of crock ever. I don't understand why people love those types of shows.

    Evicting a gypsy? That's gonna be farking hard!
  • ctrlaltdel
    ctrlaltdel Posts: 114
    There's a line from The Terminator that has come to sum up my feelings about this show;

    It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! [/Kyle Reese]

    We were promised no more! :(
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Biggest load of crock ever. I don't understand why people love those types of shows.

    Evicting a gypsy? That's gonna be farking hard!

    I've missed your early morning fail, I like that you are back with gusto basically copying the same joke :lol::wink:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Thing is, C4 ditched it because of poor ratings, but C5 are happy enough to take sloppy seconds on it because it's better than what they would get normally.

    They'll continue to flog a dead horse for 2 more years, using it to try an plug some of their other shows in the adverts before it finally goes away for good 2 years from now.

    The missus will most likely watch it out of some kind of bizarre sort of loyalty to the show or something, although she'll complain endlessley about how it's rubbish now and should have been cancelled.

    :roll:
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    I wish they'd just seal them inside, and realease the biggest dose of worm aids ever known to man. I'd rather watch that.

    Or, play the 'bird' song, or Rick Astleys 'never gonna give you up'*** on repeat, 24 hours a day, and watch the carnage in the following weeks. Much more entertaining, and hopefully cleansing the gene pool at the same time :)

    For me, the novelty wore off after the first series.

    Whilst on this subject though, what actually defines a 'celeb' these days.. Martin Tom they gyppo that goes 'grabbing' (bit rape-y if you ask me) is enough now? :roll:

    ***I refuse to be held responsible for either of these songs sticking in your head for the rest of the day :twisted:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    The gypsy thing was just a joke by the way, although that would be awesome 20 tranit vans pitching up in the garden with caravans and tarmaccing the lawn apart from one small patch with a horse chained to it
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Gazlar wrote:
    The gypsy thing was just a joke by the way, although that would be awesome 20 tranit vans pitching up in the garden with caravans and tarmaccing the lawn apart from one small patch with a horse chained to it

    :lol:

    It all starts as a joke.. channel 5 are probably screening the crudcatcher for ideas.. if he ends up on the show, I'm holding you personally responsible :P
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    We're lucky in our house. Our state of the art television set came with an 'Off' button. I have used this successfully on numerous occasions when this rubbish comes on.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,364
    Get in!

    Monday:- night riding pass granted.
    Tuesday:- night riding pass granted.
    Wednesday:- night riding pass granted.
    Thursdasy:- night riding pass granted.
    Friday:- night riding pass granted.
    Saturday:- night riding pass granted.
    Sunday:- night riding pass granted.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Gazlar wrote:
    The gypsy thing was just a joke by the way, although that would be awesome 20 tranit vans pitching up in the garden with caravans and tarmaccing the lawn apart from one small patch with a horse chained to it

    I hope BB keeps an eye on the lead in the roof and any copper pipes.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Get in!

    Monday:- night riding pass granted.
    Tuesday:- night riding pass granted.
    Wednesday:- night riding pass granted.
    Thursdasy:- night riding pass granted.
    Friday:- night riding pass granted.
    Saturday:- night riding pass granted.
    Sunday:- night riding pass granted.

    i'm hopefully gonna get out tonight, as long as the gf doesn't offer me some wine before i get changed like last night :lol:
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    We're lucky in our house. Our state of the art television set came with an 'Off' button. I have used this successfully on numerous occasions when this rubbish comes on.

    The most sensible Post in this Thread so far :)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    We're lucky in our house. Our state of the art television set came with an 'Off' button. I have used this successfully on numerous occasions when this rubbish comes on.

    The most sensible Post in this Thread so far :)

    yes it would work as long as you don't live with a woman who would batter the living crud out of you before dangling your semi-concious body from a second floor window before another quick battering to get her hands on the remote where big brother is concerned, and then test you on the content of the show afterwards whilst wired by the nipples to a car battery to test you were paying attention, and rewinding until you got the questions correct. No amount of mtfuing would help either, it's like a menstruation powered guantanamo bay !!!

    Liz if ur reading this, love you xxxx
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazlar wrote:
    The gypsy thing was just a joke by the way, although that would be awesome 20 tranit vans pitching up in the garden with caravans and tarmaccing the lawn apart from one small patch with a horse chained to it

    I hope BB keeps an eye on the lead in the roof and any copper pipes.

    I may have mentioned this before, on a dmilar note I find it hillarious that when they rebuilt digbeth coach station in the heart of the Irish quarter of Birmingham they clad almost all of it in copper!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    We're lucky in our house. Our state of the art television set came with an 'Off' button. I have used this successfully on numerous occasions when this rubbish comes on.
    ^^ this

    I retuned our freeview/digibox thing the other night - and for the first times in ages, flicked through the channel list - 50 channels of twaddle basically. And the adverts! Jeez I'm glad I go out on my bike.

    I remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV and this was all just fields yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    In my house I am quitely welcoming the return of BB

    the alternative is the mrs watching Kerry Katona the next chapter :shock: :shock:

    wtf would i want a glimpse into the life of a drugaddled minger from Warrington

    and before you start yes i did put my foot down once, she just stamped on it and flicked over to the reruns of American Idol, one day i will snap and go on a rampage till everyone at ITV2 (not including keith lemon) is dismembered and the bodies rearranged into embarrasing and compromising positions. :twisted:
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    such things are banned from my tv... I'm surprised it got to season 3...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    .blitz wrote:
    We're lucky in our house. Our state of the art television set came with an 'Off' button. I have used this successfully on numerous occasions when this rubbish comes on.
    ^^ this

    I retuned our freeview/digibox thing the other night - and for the first times in ages, flicked through the channel list - 50 channels of twaddle basically. And the adverts! Jeez I'm glad I go out on my bike.

    I remember when we only had BBC1 and ITV and this was all just fields yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    :lol: I didn't even have a tv...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Biggest load of crock ever. I don't understand why people love those types of shows.

    Evicting a gypsy? That's gonna be farking hard!

    I've missed your early morning fail, I like that you are back with gusto basically copying the same joke :lol::wink:

    What can I say i've got plans and aspirations for this years award ceremony! :D