What April fools are you planning?

Super Nuts4fsr

I've put up an official site closure notice on the building site outside the office.

bluechair84

3D radio - a BBC radio 4 report demonstrating 3d radio, you need to put your hand vertically in front of your face and move your head around to tune out the hiss.

Got 3/4 of my registration group this morning looking like prats

cat_with_no_tail

I'm gonna take a dump in my bosses coffee.

I'll probably do something for April fools too.

mak3m

lol told my daughter that the royal wedding is off

she cheered, for some reason she has a pathological hatred of this event :P

Gazlar

I've text Mrs G to tell her I've had a call from Channel 4 saying that I've been selected to go on a new show called "Would you wear that?" with Gok Wan where I'm taken round the streets of England in all kinds of avantegarde historical outfits and aske people if they would wear them, and try to live a normal daily life in them. I know I stole this of Frank Skinner last year but it seemed such a good ruse

Ransaka

We've informed our estates team that we're getting a delivery of petrol in barrels, one of which is leaking according to the driver and some asbestos sheets for a student project that are too big for the doors and so need breaking up in the entrance . They appear to have forgotten what day it is as the assistant director of estates blew his lid about half an hour ago
No doubt he'll figure it out shortly.

El Capitano

Good one from Cycling News:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/flander ... bles-theft

projectsome

Nothing work wise,

Phoned a few people up pretending to be from the STD clinic and told them someone gave their name as someone they've slept with.

jimmy23cricket

Check out this cracker from Aston Hill

http://www.rideastonhill.co.uk/2011/04/ ... an-uplift/

Great idea, but has to be a wind up?? Surely??

Anonymous

I ran screaming into my neighbour's house and accused him of sleeping with my girlfriend, then proceeded to kick the sh*t out of him until he lay near-death, bleeding on the floor.
Then I said "April fool's, I split up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago! HAHA!"

nonnac85

Told my class it as it was sunny we would get the high jump gear out and they needed to go and ask the PE dept for a long stand...

upinsmoke

I liked the one Frank Skinner showed last night;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nH7XpfiLiI&feature=related