damn it!!!

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
i've booked a week off next week and a client has just phoned up and asked if i'd go to paris for 4 days, our receptionist answered the phone and she told them i'm off, but one of the other guys is available!!!

i would've cancelled my week off if i'd known a trip to paris was on the cards :x

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,023
    Then ring them back and tell them the phone jockey was wrong.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    tried that, flights have now been booked :(
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Then ring them back and tell them the phone jockey was wrong.

    This.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    In that case, someone needs leaving in a ditch with their head pointing backwards...
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    welshkev wrote:
    i've booked a week off next week and a client has just phoned up and asked if i'd go to paris for 4 days, our receptionist answered the phone and she told them i'm off, but one of the other guys is available!!!

    i would've cancelled my week off if i'd known a trip to paris was on the cards :x


    Tell them you're in paris and you've misplaced your first class ticket and 5 star hotel reservations.
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Tie her up with the phone cord and do "things" to her with the handset....
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Tie her up with the phone cord and do "things" to her with the handset....

    thing is, i reckon she might enjoy that :lol:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*
    Kazza the Tranny
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    welshkev wrote:
    i've booked a week off next week and a client has just phoned up and asked if i'd go to paris for 4 days, our receptionist answered the phone and she told them i'm off, but one of the other guys is available!!!

    i would've cancelled my week off if i'd known a trip to paris was on the cards :x

    Everyone's been inside Paris Hilton....
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Consider yourself lucky you didn't have to go to paris.

    I just got back less than a week ago, and everyone there is the most unfriend farker on the face of the Earth. I asked in the supermarket a few times near my hotel, where the croissants were, and they looked at me as if i'd killed their kid in front of them.

    I hate Paris.
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I like Paris. The people are a bunch of titdicks though. I did have some mental woman screaming "DON'T KEEELL THE DOGS IN TOORKEEY" (spelling to reflect accent) at me as I walked past some perfume place (full on demo going on at the time). Dunno if I'd live there though.
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.
    +avec les tres grande sac de la pomme de terre

    Paris is a giant toilet Full of French people, and more disturbing, people who want to be French but actually aren't.

    a lucky escape in my book
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    i actually like paris, i wish i could've gone :(
  • welshkev wrote:
    i actually like paris, i wish i could've gone :(

    Then you are twisted and demented.

    I hope a thousand years of skull farking are coming your way for actually enjoying the French.
  • Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.
    +avec les tres grande sac de la pomme de terre

    Paris is a giant toilet Full of French people, and more disturbing, people who want to be French but actually aren't.

    a lucky escape in my book

    + I TOTALLY AGREE... PARIS IS SH!T (I don't know any French, so I resorted to loud English when we went over to Paris :lol: )

    Well I guess it was ok in some respects.. but I wouldn't go back in a hurry.
  • Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.
    +avec les tres grande sac de la pomme de terre

    Paris is a giant toilet Full of French people, and more disturbing, people who want to be French but actually aren't.

    a lucky escape in my book

    + I TOTALLY AGREE... PARIS IS SH!T (I don't know any French, so I resorted to loud English when we went over to Paris :lol: )

    Well I guess it was ok in some respects.. but I wouldn't go back in a hurry.

    Ahhhhhh, Bonjour La Singe du norde. Ca va?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    welshkev wrote:
    i actually like paris, i wish i could've gone :(

    Then you are twisted and demented.

    I hope a thousand years of skull farking are coming your way for actually enjoying the French.

    i didn't say i enjoy the french, but i do like paris. there's a difference :lol:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    There are plenty of french you'd enjoy. All females as well...
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Paris sucks croissants!
    Strasbourg is THE city to go to, truly amazing with the pick of the French population too.
    Also very close to Germany.. but sadly the European Court for Human Rights and European Parliament are based there..
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.

    Ah oui monsieur, apples of ground/earth.

    + last years maris pipers.

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.

    i actually quite like london aswell :oops:

    i work there at least twice a month and don't mind it, i'm a country boy at heart but i quite like the hustle and bustle of a big city :D
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Lucky escape.

    I worked for a French company for 2 years and most of the French staff hated Paris and it's inhabitants.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    welshkev wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I think you got off lightly! Paris *shudders*

    + Pomme de terre

    I hate Paris even more than I hate London, and that's saying something.

    i actually quite like london aswell :oops:

    i work there at least twice a month and don't mind it, i'm a country boy at heart but i quite like the hustle and bustle of a big city :D

    See I agree with you on London, I love going there
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Paris sucks croissants!
    Very much this. There's a ton of things I'd rather do than go to Paris.