Sh#t & shave morning thread (>_<)(o_o)(0_0)(^_^)

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Morning crud people,

Aint got a clue what I'm doing today, hopefully not much. Think we might get some new trainee solicitors in the office, so could be case of who the fark is that hot thing?
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  • The Big Cheese
    The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
    man I feel awful. Went on a drinking session yesterday from 1:00-8:00pm, although I was in bed by 9:30 last night, I still feel shattered, not so much hungover but literally, I could shut my eyes and I would be asleep within 2 minutes.....

    So, had a bath, and am about to sling some clothes on and leave for work in about 20 mins, hopefully I can get some shut eye on the train for half hour....

    I hate being this tired, especially when I have a day full of MEH!!! ahead of me!!! :cry:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,209
    Big ride in the peaks after a couple of nights of broken sleep = very tired.

    Didn't realise how tired until I rubbed my hours on the drive in and realised I had done 30 miles without my glasses
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    worst nights sleep ever. so uncomfortable. doesn't help that i can see my collar bone making a little tent shape when i lie down!

    breakfast has consisted of painkillers and some lovely blueberry muffins my gf made.

    gonna head into the office later to pick up my work laptop and some papers and stuff, i've only been up for an hour and i'm bored already, can't even play my bloody xbox!

    actually, i can if i take my sling and brace off, but i reckon i should at least wait 24 hours before i start ignoring doctor's orders :lol:
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    @Yoohoo.. ouch, sucks you're off the new beast, heal quick mate :(

    Morning gimps. Spent pretty much the whole weekend in the garden, sorting that out (it needed it!). Rode a little, still getting fitness up, meh, even a mile feels like a marathon at the moment! Also, took loads of pics of shiny spares to post up at some point (probably the weekend now..)

    Today will suck. Stuck working with the one I hate, but have tomorrow arvo off for an interview, so studying the company tonight :D
  • Woke up with a massive headache that will surely be aided by a meh filled day staring down a microscope......

    Roll on 18:00 :roll:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning,
    I hurt today, had an over the top moent, but no broken collar bone for me, did fall about 8foot though in to a stinking stream :roll: I will do a diagram and post it up, so ridiculas!

    Today should be quite quiet, off into central london for lunch and then back out to hide in the bunker until home time.
    Spent all my bike bling money for this month so trying to stay away from online shops :shock:

    The Big Cheese Your alive! we thought you'd been kidnapped or something?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Greetings jarheads!

    Well, I managed to enjoy about 4 hours of sleep before embarking on my 3 hour/160 mile drive from the Worst Midlands to the South East. All I did for the last hour was fight sleep on the M40/M25, man that's the worst. Fortunately I made it thanks to loud music, open windows and some chewing gum
    I am now at the office making the best of a 4 shot large cappuccino, bliss...

    Tonight I'm staying in Basignstoke and I will have a very early night... Meh!
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good Morning Freaks!

    Bit of a meh Monday morning feeling today. Had to take the train into work today as I'm working late and the underground storage gets locked at 19:00. :(

    That said, the weather, which was forecast to be nice, is damp and overcast. Still rideable, but prefer the sunshine. Need to keep cranking up the mileage in preparation for HONC.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Busy day today, final H&S training starts tomorrow so I've got to catch up after last week plus make sure all's set for this.

    Stonking weekend finished off with the largest piece of pork crackling ever witnessed in the spong household, the butchers vacuum pack all the bits trendy healthy eaters don't want and give it away.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    i am tired, didnt sleep well and i've come to the conclusion that fitness training sucks ass, big time!

    Friday - ran 5.5 miles home and then a full weights session in the gym
    Sunday 44mile road ride in 2hr20min

    and this week is going to be harder than last week, but i will shift this gut i am carrying!!

    Taking the black steed out on friday afternoon though, get some decent trail time in! defo more interesting than tarmac!
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Off home for easter today, 6 weeks of holidays :D

    Might head up to cannock later this afternoon seeing as I haven't seen the mountain bike for the last month :(
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Good morning all!

    Quite a bit of weariness on the forum this morning but I feel OK despite three intense days riding round Cannock it's like a drug.

    Friday was just great - quiet, dry, sunny. Saturday afternoon was even better getting tangled up with the weekend warriors and the XCJs practising for Sunday's race.

    Sunday afternoon was going great until I shoulder-charged a tree on Upper Cliff which spun me right round and sent me flying. Nice big bruise today but it doesn't hurt *whimper*
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    happy mehday

    in work and its brown envelope week, waiting to see how many of us are getting made reundant woo woo

    only a short fitness ride on saturday, but hands and lower arms knacking after spending most of yesterday trying to clear 2 years worth of rust from a mates bike :shock:
  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    No work today, been up since 5:30am, quite bored already...
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    Off work till Thursday so I had a nice lie in today.

    Today i'm going to sit in the garden in the sunshine and read a book (the girl with the dragon tattoo for anyone interested)

    I got a free tshirt last night. A wetherspoons beer and cider festival promotional one. Fuck yeah!
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,343
    Good Morning Freaks!
    Need to keep cranking up the mileage in preparation for HONC.

    Me too, gonna keep up the running to loose a bit of weight as well as more riding, weekends ride was more technical than distance but it's all good.

    Night ride tomorrow if all goes to plan.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Morning biketards

    Also had a lie in today, last chance really of the week, I shall now commence tidying the house.

    Rode at Ladybower for the first time yesterday and it was brilliant, I loved every second of it, well not quite every second, as we misread the map and instructions and tried to ride up the downhill at Hagg Farm, but next time we know

    Todays task will also include picking 300 notes worth of bike for Mrs G. she wants a new one, and doesnt want to spend loads as It'll be used only on fireroads bridleways and canal paths really, any suggestions?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    Gazlar wrote:
    Todays task will also include picking 300 notes worth of bike for Mrs G. she wants a new one, and doesnt want to spend loads as It'll be used only on fireroads bridleways and canal paths really, any suggestions?

    £100 jobby from Toy'R'Us, a white lie and a pocket full of change.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Morning, day off today from hospital, so doing a shift at the baths tonight. Parents are back from their hols, and just had brekkie at mcds.

    Still got lady flu.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    D-Cyph3r wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Todays task will also include picking 300 notes worth of bike for Mrs G. she wants a new one, and doesnt want to spend loads as It'll be used only on fireroads bridleways and canal paths really, any suggestions?

    £100 jobby from Toy'R'Us, a white lie and a pocket full of change.

    She reads my mags, she'd know the difference. I might yet build her one, just can't work out f I can be bothered to, and if itll be worth my time
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    How tall is she? I can do you a good price on the On One frame but its an 18"
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Andy wrote:
    How tall is she? I can do you a good price on the On One frame but its an 18"

    Shes 5'7. Looking at a 16" max to be fair but cheers Andy. She borrowed my mates Speccy Rockhopper 17inch on saturday and with the saddle right down it looked just right, but she wanted to have it just that bit lower for now as the stretch to the floor unnerved her a bit. I'm thinking along the liones of a GT avalanche or maybe a decathlon jobby. Plus of she keeps on biking then I can always get her something better in the future as her skills and confidence increase

    Maybe this, decent gearing and 27 of them which is a bonus at this end of the spectrum, and at least she can go and try it for size first
    http://www.decathlon.co.uk/EN/rockrider-5-3-2010-117024744/
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Cat With No Tail
    Well that sucks, 2nd post??

    Just been into bike magic in E1 on-ones new showroom, the guys seem to Bevin the dark about what's happening, they have some stock but nor loads mainly roady stuff but I get a play with the carbon whippet
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • no such thing as a 2nd post round these parts unfortunately fella.

    Not too bothered though to be fair. Because I forgot to order my shim for the Gravity dropper until yesterday, so it should be arriving tomorrow, along with everything else. :D
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    no such thing as a 2nd post round these parts unfortunately fella.

    Not too bothered though to be fair. Because I forgot to order my shim for the Gravity dropper until yesterday, so it should be arriving tomorrow, along with everything else. :D

    :lol: we've no such thing as first post anymore. Our postman used to come before 8:30, now it's some time after 11.
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