First ride....broken collar bone...NOW WITH EVEN MORE PICS!

yoohoo999
yoohoo999 Posts: 940
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
bummer :(

hit a bit of mud that looked like a berm a bit too quickly. apparently it's not a great break either, need to go see a surgeon and been told it will be at least 2-3 months off the bike

:roll:

these awesome pics were taken by Tom Towers a millisecond before I slammed and just as i snapped my collar bone. He also took the one of my bike as we waited for my lift to hospital. excellent work Tom! :)

check out tom's other excellent photography stuff here: http://curly-haired-invader.pinkbike.com/

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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    oh snap!! if your pardon the pun. but that seriosuly sucks, not being able to ride on an awesome bike for the best months of the year!

    at least you could lend it to me while your off....
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    jesus man that sucks!!!

    atleast you didnt find that your "hand made by supposidly one of the best wheel builders in the country wheels" where actually built by a retarded chimp who clearly has no idea how to properly tension a wheel, had to do up a good dozen or so spokes in both wheels, some where barely threaded onto the nipple :shock:
  • Absolutely gutted for you yoohoo.

    How was the bike before it tried to kill you though?

    Looking forward to seeing the pics of fail.

    Get well soon
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    MAN THAT PROPER SUCKS!
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  • Bred2shred
    Bred2shred Posts: 306
    Never mind your collar bone, i hope the bikes ok. :P
    Never argue with an idiot, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Absolutely gutted for you yoohoo.

    How was the bike before it tried to kill you though?

    Looking forward to seeing the pics of fail.

    Get well soon

    i'll try to write a detailed first impressions review once ive got the hang of typing with my other hand!

    in all honesty, the bike was unreal. i was out with a couple of lads who race DH and they were blown away. problem is, it just kept begging me to hit things faster and faster.

    josh's immortal last words to me. as we sessioned a section for the photographer..."steve, you're hitting that waaaay too quickly mate"

    i think he was right! i stacked it hard once before, but then still added a bit more speed on my next attempt and hit the ground pretty hard. wasn't pleasant at all, thought it was my neck at first. got some whiplash too.


    trust me though, if this photo looks as good on the computer as it did on the screen of the DSLR, then it will almost be worth it!!! :lol:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    yoohoo999 i love the fact your still up beat, you must of been given some awesome drugs?
    I remember the look on my brothers face when he did his at chicksands a few years back!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    i've got tigerblood! 8)

    not even had anything more than ibruprofen and paracetomol yet. i've broken quite a few bones, think i've got high pain tolerance, but little injuries seem to hurt me more for some reason! took me 2 hours just to get to a&e because of where we were riding, lots of hiking out of the forest first!

    you've gotta keep upbeat, this sport throws a few injuries out every now and then.

    luckily im a lawyer, so all i need to be able to do is speak and read in order to work, my seccy can do the rest!

    could have been worse, it's only a collar bone
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    No point getting down with breakage. Ain't going to make it knit any quicker. And getting tense just plain hurts.

    The time off the bike is the biggest tick. I'm getting ready for the all clear from the docs tomorrow after being off for two months, (I learnt that smashing your humorus is not the same as cracking a joke! :lol: )

    Yoohoo, stick with it, man, and enjoy being calm - bones'll knit. As you'll know the rate of muscle wastage is shocking, but it can come back quickly. 8)

    From expereince, watch what side of the car you get into - get into the opposite side to the break - the seatbelt'll prove a real cussfest if you don't!

    Do well, man. 8)
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    yoohoo999 wrote:
    luckily im a lawyer, so all i need to be able to do is speak and read in order to work, my seccy can do the rest!
    so thats how you can afford such a nice bike...

    i have to get stuff from a £30 a week from a paper round.hahh. i bet your earn more than that in a few hours at work
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    the bike doesn't have a scratch on it! :lol:

    then again, if stevie smith and tyler morland can rag it down Red Bull Mountain Psychosis, it should be able to withstand me washing out on a berm!
  • upinsmoke
    upinsmoke Posts: 278
    yoohoo999 wrote:
    luckily im a lawyer,
    could have been worse, it's only a collar bone

    That explains the pain tolerance then. Old Nick's minions have been crafted in the bowels of hell. A splintered shoulder must be like water off a duck's back. ;)

    Seriously bad luck dude. Hope it mends fast and well.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    LOL
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    upinsmoke wrote:
    Old Nick's minions have been crafted in the bowels of hell. A splintered shoulder must be like water off a duck's back. ;)

    Seriously bad luck dude. Hope it mends fast and well.

    ha ha! :D

    my specialism directly benefits the community though, so i can still sleep at night (admittedly, i do sleep hanging upside down in a darkened cave like most other corporate lawyers though)
  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    Damn man, thats like Jessica Alba asking you to bed and your knob dropping off.... Gutting.
  • Mark_K
    Mark_K Posts: 666
    I feel your pain, no realy i do i bust my colar bone Aug last year a week before going to France and only 2 months after picking up my dream ride grrr.
    My problem was that it wouldnt heal (maybe cos i kept riding after the first 4 weeks ) got so bad it forced me off the bike for most of winter, i've put on 2 1/2 stone and now had a bone graft and plate in my shoulder but doc says i can ride now so alls good!
    Just remember to give it time to heal or it will just make it worse in the long run ....trust me on that :(
    Ohh and you should get some great bruises come up lol

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    I now love metal detectors lol
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Jake151 wrote:
    So where are these pictures?

    just heard, they will be edited tonight and sent over :)

    fingers crossed the one i liked turns out really well, if it does't then all the pain and inconvenience will have been for nothing :( (i'm actually being serious)
  • Boy Lard
    Boy Lard Posts: 445
    How the hell did you get the images of your x-rays? My hospital said they aren't allowed to release them any more. I saw the pictures of the scaffolding in my leg on screen at the hospital, but no dice getting them to let me have a copy?
  • Mark_K
    Mark_K Posts: 666
    Boy Lard wrote:
    How the hell did you get the images of your x-rays? My hospital said they aren't allowed to release them any more. I saw the pictures of the scaffolding in my leg on screen at the hospital, but no dice getting them to let me have a copy?

    Smiled sweetly at the nurse when they were on the screen and took a snap with my phone lol
    They said I could have a copy but would charge me £15 !
  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    They let me have copies of all the metalwork in my ankle, just in case I ever had any issues with metal detectors.

    Having said that they also told me that because they'd used non-magnetic titanium plates and screws that it was highly unlikely that I would ever set one off. And they were right.

    The scar's great though :)
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  • Mark_K
    Mark_K Posts: 666
    They gave me a form with a list of all the bits and pieces they put in me in case I ever need it when going through a metal detector !
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    What !!

    Turn my back for a second and you go and do that. Ah, well at least it gives Wharncliffe a chance to dry out.

    Super tough luck there let it heal properly and don't sell it in frustration.
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    Shite look mate :(
  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    now with photographic evidence (in first post)

    8)
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    Great pic!
  • toby_winkler
    toby_winkler Posts: 1,298
    Awesome pic!

    Get well soon mate, such an awesome bike, really must suck to not be able to ride it now :(
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    thats a great pic! anymore pictures from the day?

    btw i would like to have a go on your bike... so sexy 8)
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    jay12 wrote:
    thats a great pic! anymore pictures from the day?

    btw i would like to have a go on you... so sexy 8)


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  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Great pic, both of them actually.

    aye, tom is very handy with a camera.

    have a look at his pics over here: http://curly-haired-invader.pinkbike.com/