Have Wiggle Gone Too Far?
cycladianpirate
Posts: 122
I didn't mind the fact that Wiggle refused to send me Haribos, I really didn't. Clearly they were concerned about my weight and thought it kinder to miss me out.
However, it comes to something when, having decided I'm too fat for fizzy sweets, they take it a stage further and become more pro-active in sorting out my rather tatty appearance by including a can of "depilatory mousse" as a free gift with my order for a...wait for it...Polar bike mount (price £5).
It appears that I've been upgraded from the "Lard Arse" list of customers to the "Hirsute Lard Arse" list.
I'm off to check my shower for hidden cameras.....
However, it comes to something when, having decided I'm too fat for fizzy sweets, they take it a stage further and become more pro-active in sorting out my rather tatty appearance by including a can of "depilatory mousse" as a free gift with my order for a...wait for it...Polar bike mount (price £5).
It appears that I've been upgraded from the "Lard Arse" list of customers to the "Hirsute Lard Arse" list.
I'm off to check my shower for hidden cameras.....
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ha that's brazilian-tHat + Beard0
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Smooth.0
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I'm sure ITB won't refuse if you offer it to him
:roll: Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
