Funniest ebay add ever

dan shard

Read the 3 pages of Q&A as well as the description. Absolute comedy gold!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 3D1&_rdc=1

DIESELDOG

That is an absolute gem of a find. Totally brilliant!

Love n hugs

DD

VWsurfbum

That is totally random, very cool.
On a side note i do have a Gul shorty wetsuit in my wordrobe not being used if anyone/wants/need one? i too havent pissed in it as i think i only wore it once maybe twice for about 1hr max?

andy46

this is brilliant

getonyourbike

'Swans have broken my arm on 3 seperate occasions. I don't think they like being ridden'
this guy is brilliant

joshtp

I just commented. That is a genuinely awesome advert.

cat_with_no_tail

Q: Hi Babe, can you pick up cat food on the way home from work? Dinner is in the oven, I'll be at Zumba when you get home. Your mum called (again) - please call her she's worried. J xx
A: Is this like that moment in Fight Club when Edward Norton realises he is two people. Glad we've got a cat though, stops the bear using all the toilet paper.


That's the funniest thing I've read this year.

Anonymous

Hysterically funny
That, is definitely NOT surfmatt.

Anonymous

Q: i don't really need a wet suit...i'd really like an aquarium! have you got any of those?!
A: No aquariums, but I do have a dead squirrel floating in a bucket, will that do?

angry_bird

Amazing find

Q: I notice you mention time and again that you have never pissed in the suit, but have conveniently left out details as to whether you have shat in it. And for this reason, i'm out. I realise this isn't a question, so I will just stick a question mark on the end so you can't sue me? 15-Mar-11
A: I have never excreted whilst wearing the suit. Omitting information would be very wrong. I bought an Audi estate off a man once who failed to tell me it was sh*t and smelt of dogs. I got so angry I wrote him a stern letter and swore at my computer.

MountainMonster

That is epic! Gotta love people who take the time to write out funny, entertaining and yet still descriptive descriptions.

I wish I had creativity.

getonyourbike

Q: Hello. I have some puppies I need to get rid of. I was going to get a hessian sack off ebay and toss them in the canal. My girlfriend says this is cruel, but to be honest she's not been very supportive since my release. I thought I'd make an effort though, just to keep her happy, so I think I'll get an old wetsuit instead of a sack. This way the sudden wetness won't upset them so much. Can you tell me how many puppies I could fit in the suit? They're like the Andrex ones, you know, with the big brown eyes. 15-Mar-11
A: I would not like to help you or endorse the murder of puppies. Can't you just dispose of them the usual way, you know by putting them on the end of a pole and dangling them over the edge of the alligator pit at Bristol zoo.

This is brilliant, what a legend!

dan shard

Q Are you married, I love a man who moisturises......and scampi fries....ideal complete.....? 16-Mar-11

A: I am not married. I am 'complete' minus the end of my index finger which I lost trying to feed a chipstick to an otter, I should have listened to Terry Nutkins when he said "if you f*ck about feeding Otters you'll lose a finger", at the time it made no sense, now it does'

Dalescharlie

Excellent find. Glad i still have a strong constitution... Gosh, it's ages since i've laughed that hard.
"Fellow eBayer, I can't help but notice that the legs of your so-called wetsuit seem disproportionately skinny. Are your legs curiously built, and if so, can you provide relevant dimensions? I am concerned that I could not apply this suit if I was the lucky purchaser.

A: My legs are indeed 'curious'. In fact a lady from the retirement home once spent approximately 7 minutes staring at them the last time I wore shorts. She said "you've got legs like my Stan had, you look like a bleeding sparrow". Lovely lady. Dead now.

Classic

Northwind

It's all good but this one's my favourite, it's a grower:

"The suit will not attract sharks though if the person wearing the wetsuit is bleeding profusely and is within a one mile radius of a shark it may attract one as I've read sharks can smell blood from the distance of one mile."

sheepsteeth

i like this comment he made:

"Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch."

sounds feasible.

have you seen the curent bid?!?

Aggieboy

sheepsteeth wrote:

i like this comment he made:

"Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch."

sounds feasible.

have you seen the curent bid?!?

Surf-matt's sold for £27,001.09p. Apparently.

jakeeeeeee

the best thing is the price !!!!!

its currently on at £8,800 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

dan shard

11,300 this morning. I bet someone is really hoping to be out bid soon

Youngsie 96

dan shard wrote:

11,300 this morning.

Well I think we all know how to advertise on Ebay now!