The Good Morning!™ thread

Andy
Andy Posts: 8,207
edited March 2011 in The Crudcatcher
The official 100% legit version.

Back at work today following a week off so naturally I'm delighted to be going back!

Anyone know where to get hold of some green hair dye or spray or anything similar at short notice? Asda didn't have any.

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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    novelty joke shop? hair salon, chemist
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Ahem I see that hermaphrodite Diesel Dog thingie beat you to it Andy!

    Anyway for the "official" Thread:

    Greetings Maggots..

    Sat at my desk armed with a triple shot cappuccino! Breakfast of champions I say,,
    Today will be a day of win because it's Wendesday :¬)
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    :wink: :?: :? Not sure which one to post in! errrrrrrrr my brain cant take it!

    Late night ride last night, No1 child keeps waking up every hour on the hour, and then getting up at 5:30 = delirious, not making much sense.

    Off out this morning to Evans lakeside because apperently they have a GF Superfly 100 reduced to normal money, if they do i will be purchasing that?? fingers crossed.

    bluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Morning Smelly!
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    moaning all
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    confused!!!

    more than one morning thread, meltdown emanent!

    anywoo, my mum made it through the op fine, was awake and hungry 1 hour after completion, bionic heart thingy fitted (aka "DHD" - Daves Heart Device)

    a relief to say the least!!
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,365
    Morning, short ride last night and an early night so I'm feeling good today.

    Plotting is failing me though...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • mowning,

    off to uni today to hand in a flash project and the according book ive made for it, then a group meeting for our bangladeshi housing project

    tonight; food, beer (in my case cider), poker, movies

    good times
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,365
    Pft, I'm on low fat fish and salad, washed down with vodka and slim...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I popped down to the local evans after i heard there was a tasty bike i'd been looking at was in there, its heavily reduced,£900.00 off, but quite badly chipped in places. so i have asked the question will the origional Trek warranty stand, and surely they can do a bit more? :wink: (superfly 100 elite BTW)
    I loved it, super light, carbon everything and it fitted!

    I hope this makes sense as i am a bit delirius today.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Hmm, too many threads wishing everyone a good morning today, so I will say "Good Afternoon Freaks!" in this one.

    Starting to feel the 05:30 alarm call now. Coffee isn't making much difference either. Still, major meeting over and done with this morning, so I can relax (read slack) a bit this afternoon.

    I've also started to look at the TT bike in the shed and think Hmm, there's a few steel bolts there that could be upgraded and those extensions could be carbon fibre as could the base bar, which would then need carbon fibre brake levers and also possibly a lighter saddle oh and I wish I'd not sold my rear disc wheel and should I consider some deep section carbon fibre rims, etc etc... Not ridden it yet this year apart from on the turbo-trainer. I'm thinking a fettling session on the weekend, followed by a ride to blow the cob-webs (off both the bike and the rider...). Not quite light enough to use on the commute yet, but give it a couple of weeks and the clocks go forward - I'm feeling the need for speed. :D
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,365
    Why the 5.30? I thought I was bad for 6.30...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Why the 5.30? I thought I was bad for 6.30...

    05:30 Wake up
    05:35 Test blood, take insulin
    05:40 Shave, shower, change into biking gear
    05:45 Put kettle on
    05:46 Get bike out of shed, turn on GPS to acquire satallites
    05:50 Make pot of tea
    05:55 Extract 2 cats from the bedroom who've woken up Mrs C.
    06:00 Feed cats, dog and fish
    06:05 Make toast, eat toast accompanied by 2 mugs of tea
    06:30 Depart, by bike for the office
    07:05 Arrive at office, another shower, get changed into work clothes
    07:15 Sat at desk getting stuffs ready for an 08:00 meeting.


    13:00 Falling asleep at desk...
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,365
    10 minutes to shave and shower?

    It takes me atleast 5 to rub in the pre shave ointment!
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    he should really shower first then shave, open up them pores and keep his face baby soft :P
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    im also thinking of ringing the RSPCA you cant feed cats dogs for breakfast :shock:
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,365
    I shave first then apply various creams than shower to wash them off so I dont have oily skin.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Breaking down and packaging up the Clockwork to send to its new owner.
    Good riddance!

    Parcelforce will be collecting in the morning.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Just spoke to the guy in evans again, turns out the bike was an ex trek demo (which explains the chips etc) but it would only come with a 3 month warranty, thats mental for a £3600 bike!!!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty