I'm feeling generous
EKE_38BPM
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The sun is shining and I'm in a good mood so I've decided to let DonDaddyD have his first D back a few days earlier than I said I would.
DaddyD, you are a Don again.
That is all.
DaddyD, you are a Don again.
That is all.
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I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
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Shouldn't this be in the useless information thread? :twisted:0
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dhope wrote:Shouldn't this be in the useless information thread? :twisted:
Careful, you might lose your D too!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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THANK YOU!!!!
Now all I need is that photo of Nifer's butt and everything will be coming up roses...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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Man, I just strolled past that at supersonic speed. NSFW :P :P :P0 -
nich wrote::shock:
Man, I just strolled past that at supersonic speed. NSFW :P :P :P
No pink bits. Nothing you couldn't see on Hannah Montana (just a hell of a lot larger)!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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Greg66 wrote:
So very true. Whatever you do, don't search for and watch 2 girls 1 cup. If you want to get a flavour, look on youtube and you can see people's reaction to it, thats bad enough.
If I could erase one memory, that would be it.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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Due to my comic book/geek-ness and subsequent interactions with like minded internet Jedi's/ realworld geeks. 2 guys 1 cup is no longer the worst thing I've seen.
I've seen stuff that was on the Internet in the 90s. Back then the Internet you know it was proper wierd psychologically damaging stuff from the 80s - 90s. Not the watered down stuff they try to shock you with today...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:Greg66 wrote:
So very true. Whatever you do, don't search for and watch 2 girls 1 cup. If you want to get a flavour, look on youtube and you can see people's reaction to it, thats bad enough.
If I could erase one memory, that would be it.
I reckon he is more of a lemonparty type of guy.Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Due to my comic book/geek-ness and subsequent interactions with like minded internet Jedi's/ realworld geeks. 2 guys 1 cup is no longer the worst thing I've seen.
I've seen stuff that was on the Internet in the 90s. Back then the Internet you know it was proper wierd psychologically damaging stuff from the 80s - 90s. Not the watered down stuff they try to shock you with today...
I thought it was "2 girls 1 cup".
WTF have you been watching, DDD? :shock:0 -
^^ LOL0
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nich wrote:^^ LOL
Something you want to tell us (or more importantly, Mrs DDD), DDD?
Go on, you're amongst friends.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
Like I saidI've seen stuff that was on the Internet in the 90s. Back then the Internet was new, so you know it was full of wierd psychologically damaging stuff from the 80s - 90s. Not the watered down stuff they try to shock you with today...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:nich wrote:^^ LOL
Something you want to tell us (or more importantly, Mrs DDD), DDD?
Go on, you're amongst friends.DonDaddyD wrote:Like I saidI've seen stuff that was on the Internet in the 90s. Back then the Internet was new, so you know it was full of wierd psychologically damaging stuff from the 80s - 90s. Not the watered down stuff they try to shock you with today...
Like the Egyptian who fell out of the boat? In denialFCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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crazy88 wrote:1 man 1 jar has actually scarred me for life. It's quite possibly the only thing | want to un-see.
And what a random thread, there was talk of NSFW...where did that go? All I see if a smiley face?! CONFUSED!
Very good point!
Looks like the over-sensitive mods have censored a picture of a woman in a bikini, but yet the Girls in Lycra thread continues.
Double standards.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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What promise?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Out with the old, in with the new here.0
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I think I should say that I have absolutely no objection to the Girls in Lycra thread.
Maybe it was because the woman in the picture was nowhere near a bike, or maybe it was because she was fat?
I wonder if the fatist mods will censor this:
FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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The original rather large rear end is however still allowed on the knicker help thread it would seem. I looked at that because it had new posts, unfortunately not the one many of us have been hoping for. Heading to lycra thread to stop the pain in my eyes now.0
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crazy88 wrote:
Next time she breaks her promise. Stand over her and aim for the eye. That or ask her what example is she (will she be) setting the kids by breaking a promise. Protest - arms up in the air - and finish off the rant with a might as well cancel Christmas comment.
That, or, when she's just about waking up play with the 'zones' and when she mumbles in a half asleep drool filled protest that she's tired... tell her a promise is a promise. Don't complete the move, because you know that would be wrong and a half concious "No" does mean "No". Unlike a fully concious "No" that, on occasion, does infact mean "Yes, harder more, use me".
Ahem.. anyway.... what was I talking about again?
Yeah so don't complete the move and this will achieve one of two things:
1). She'll will now want to cash in on the 'promise'
2). She'll learn that its better to fulfil the promise the night before than keep him waiting until the morning afterwards.
*Disclaimer* This only tends to work for relationship who bump uglies more than once - twice a week.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Your reply just had me proper laughing in the office! People now think i'm bizarre!
So you're suggesting this then...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Surprise+Sex
finished with...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pirate+eye
Yes, urban dictionary is probably my favourite website, it cracks me up everytime.
One swift pirate eye (again) and I reckon she'll no longer be a promise breaker.Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
Whoa....
Alll I'm saying is simulate the private and don't go for the home-run when giving the surprise. Why?
OK, to work backwards.
Surprise Sex is a, er, concept and all. Some might say for an era gone by like the 20s as in 1720. But in this metrosexual age of equality and liberal rights what better thing than to build up to the surprise i.e. 4play and then stop leaving her a hot shivvering mess now needing the promise she made you. You get out of bed and she'llm look like a cyclist who pushed a little too hard to beat the lights.
Private eye is, er, funny and all. But at some stage you're likely to want to put something (it) in her mouth and she's going to be wanting revenge.... Perhaps point it at her eye and simulate gun fire, without actual shooting.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
crazy88 wrote:This of course is all assuing that I am one of the rare men who has sexual control! I'm a pringle in bed :?
Sorry, this isn't a concept I easily understand... I'm an Alpha you see. Even when I sub it's because choose to and thus maintain an element of dom in all situations.
Try this:
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:crazy88 wrote:This of course is all assuing that I am one of the rare men who has sexual control! I'm a pringle in bed :?
Sorry, this isn't a concept I easily understand... I'm an Alpha you see. Even when I sub it's because choose to and thus maintain an element of dom in all situations.
Try this:
And some of this:
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FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0