sandwiches

sheepsteeth

i love my wife, id do anything for her but what she just asked me to do filled me with dread and revulsion.

i did it anyway.

she wanted me to make a sandwich for her containing cheese, round lettuce, cucumber and mayo. sounds ok until she asked for me to butter the bread, with peanut butter!!

i always though a cockmeat sandwich would be the worst sandwich to be made but i thinnk id prefer that to the sandwich wife RE asked for !!!!!

what is your favorite sandwich?

mine is new york deli if buying from a shop (pastrami, gurkin, sauerkraut, mustard and mayo)
or chicen and bacon if making at home.

The Northern Monkey

Roast beef, dill pickles and english mustard from a small sw shop back home. Simple but bloody gorgeous.

Oh and on doorstop bread!

thekickingmule

sheepsteeth That's the sort of thing womens who are 'up the duff' eat! Do we have a wee Sheepsteeth in the making!?

Chicken, lettuce and mayo with a bit of pepper on white, doorwedge bread mmmm

nicklouse

thekickingmule wrote:

a wee Sheepsteeth in the making!?

thats a Lambsteeth.

mak3m

rare beef and lashings of horseradish

phz

Sandwiches - food of the gods!

In no particular order -

pastrami, mustard mayo and gherkin
mature cheddar and picalilli
cold sausage and branston pickle
bacon and brown sauce
fried egg and brown sauce
cream cheese, chorizo and tomato relish
bacon and melted brie
bacon and blue cheese

and the 'iffy' one -

lettuce and ketchup

slainte :shock: rob

sheepsteeth

nicklouse wrote:

thekickingmule wrote:

a wee Sheepsteeth in the making!?

thats a Lambsteeth.

if thats true, someone is getting pushed down the stairs onto a pile of rusty coat hangers then getting smacked with a bottle of gin.

sheepsteeth

pHz wrote:

lettuce and ketchup

i think you must be the pregnant one!!

Raymondavalon

Thick chunks of roast beef on rye bread with dollops of Dijon Mustard

blister pus

all of it with bells on

and a grilled spam / ketchup sarnie

fuelex

Avocado, cream cheese and sweet chilli jam.
Or toasted cheddar, granny smith and branston pickle.
Mmmmmm!

Richie63

Favourite at the moment is a bacon derivative

fried pancetta egg and diced red chilli on brown

DIESELDOG

Crunchy peanut butter and cheese, oh yeah, bring it on...

Love n hugs

DD

Bred2shred

Cheese and marmalade on whatever bread i have in.

Not a sandwich but as theres some penut butter lovers here, this morning i had PB and clear honey on toast. Nom nom nom.

cooldad

Bacon.
Bacon with bacon.
Bacon with bacon with bacon.
Etc.

welshkev

asda do a great meat feast baguette

but i'd go for ham and cheese if making it at home

spongtastic

very wrong but I quite like peanut butter, twiglet and mustard.

projectsome

I've got some strange looks in the canteen before for putting jam and chocolate spread on toast.

chocolate spread goes well with, peanut butter, jam, and marmalade.
ham and pineapple sandwiches are good also, as is jam and cheese.

bluechair84

caramlised red onion chutney and mature chedder, with some lettuce.


But that's not what I'm here for, I knew someone who liked Marmite and Cornflakes sandwiches :shock:

allen.coulson

My mum used to make me Mars bar sandwiches - sliced 1/4 inch thick and from nowhere near Marianne Faithful.

sandy hill

Smooth peanut butter and squashed banana on brown makes a great ride butty!

D-Cyph3r

Oh god, reading this thread was a bad idea.

*goes to make a sandwich*

Anonymous

Lemon marmalade (important, this, NOT orange. Lime will do at a pinch, but Lemon is best) and peanut butter.
It is THE greatest sandwich ever made.

The Northern Monkey

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Lemon marmalade (important, this, NOT orange. Lime will do at a pinch, but Lemon is best) and peanut butter.
It is THE greatest sandwich ever made.

lemon curd?

Anonymous

NO, eugh. Lemon marmalade

ctrlaltdel

Hmm well there's beef and blue Stilton. Brie toasties are sweeeet. Hummus and cucumber is surprisingly good on a baguette. Grilled mackeral on white bread...
But my favourite one probably isn't technically a sandwich - Scrambled eggs mixed up with bits of salmon and a dash of black pepper, stuffed between two halves of a toasted bagel.

bennett_346

i once made a sandwich that contained sliced scotch eggs. those were the days.

Andy

Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good scotch egg

bennett_346

Several, i used mini ones. All the flavour without the hassle of having a real actual egg inside.

Thewaylander

if i can get my hands on a brevil machine...

Bovril cheese salami and hot peperami its a meaty beast!!

El Capitano

cooldad wrote:

Bacon.
Bacon with bacon.
Bacon with bacon with bacon.
Etc.

Another vote for this culinary delight.