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Aggieboy
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My wife is running for charity. With the money she is raising she is buying a boat specifically for the use of local handicapped children. As a result she is being allowed to name the boat. Having asked my opinion, and seeing as it's a sailing boat which requires the wind, I suggested 'Blow Job' which for some reason she wasn't too keen on :shock:. Any thoughts?
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Aggieboy wrote:My wife is running for charity. With the money she is raising she is buying a boat specifically for the use of local handicapped children. As a result she is being allowed to name the boat. Having asked my opinion, and seeing as it's a sailing boat which requires the wind, I suggested 'Blow Job' which for some reason she wasn't too keen on :shock:. Any thoughts?
A nice meal, some flowers, treat her, usually works with my wife!0 -
No help on the name but post some pics iof her in ther running kit in the topic you frequent so much.I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
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Cornerblock wrote:Aggieboy wrote:My wife is running for charity. With the money she is raising she is buying a boat specifically for the use of local handicapped children. As a result she is being allowed to name the boat. Having asked my opinion, and seeing as it's a sailing boat which requires the wind, I suggested 'Blow Job' which for some reason she wasn't too keen on :shock:. Any thoughts?
A nice meal, some flowers, treat her, usually works with my wife!
Nice meal? Yeah I cook them.
Flowers? Yeah, in the garden.
Treats? Have a bloody shave.
Love n hugs
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It's traditional to name a boat after your mother, but it should be her name not 'The Hippopotamus' (as in Reginald Perrin's mental tic).0
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What about a bit of Latin. Naviculla = small boat, Aquilo Divinus = divine wind, Ventus = wind or even Capha which is apparantly boat. If you go with Capha it would need some lovely Paul Smith sails!0
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Given whats going on in japan. How about Bukkake - roughly translated it means, come on my boat0
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Maybe Vainqueur - winner in french.. or Bonheur - happiness
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Homer J wrote:Given whats going on in japan. How about Bukkake - roughly translated it means, come on my boat
That translation means something totally different where I come from! :shock:0 -
On a holiday in Well-next-the-sea Mrs Tank and I were looking at the small sailing boats in the estury and observing their names. "Daisy May", "Mistral", "Helens pride" etc,etc.
It's good how people arrive at a name for their little boats, she said.If we had one Frank I'd call it Happy heart, for I have a happy heart and funnily enough It's one of my favourite fragrancies, What name would you choose?
Without any hesitation I replied "Downtrodden b@st@rd".
Tail end Charlie
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Cornerblock wrote:Homer J wrote:Given whats going on in japan. How about Bukkake - roughly translated it means, come on my boat
That translation means something totally different where I come from! :shock:
Cockneys, eh?
Boat race = face.0 -
Since it's for kids, how about "Windy Poop", the poop deck being the deck that's formed by the roof of a cabin at the stern.
If you want to hide the inference slightly you could use it's French origin to form "Windy Poupe" (la poupe = stern)I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
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I rather think that's what Homer J meant with the boat-face bit.
Actually there is an informative diagram on wikipedia if anyone is interested.0 -
guinea wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Homer J wrote:Given whats going on in japan. How about Bukkake - roughly translated it means, come on my boat
That translation means something totally different where I come from! :shock:
Cockneys, eh?
Boat race = face.
either way it involves seamen.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
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Homer J wrote:jim453 wrote:I rather think that's what Homer J meant with the boat-face bit.
Actually there is an informative diagram on wikipedia if anyone is interested.
Well spotted Jim. I thought i might have been too subtle
Too subtle for me I'm afraid but in this case I am glad it went straight over my head.0 -
Cornerblock wrote:Homer J wrote:jim453 wrote:I rather think that's what Homer J meant with the boat-face bit.
Actually there is an informative diagram on wikipedia if anyone is interested.
Well spotted Jim. I thought i might have been too subtle
Too subtle for me I'm afraid but in this case I am glad it went straight over my head.
As opposed to your face, I assume!
This isn't going well. Reading on here about sailing boat parts, my suggestion of 'Does my boom look big in this' has also been rejected.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Aggieboy wrote:Cornerblock wrote:Homer J wrote:jim453 wrote:I rather think that's what Homer J meant with the boat-face bit.
Actually there is an informative diagram on wikipedia if anyone is interested.
Well spotted Jim. I thought i might have been too subtle
Too subtle for me I'm afraid but in this case I am glad it went straight over my head.
As opposed to your face, I assume!
This isn't going well. Reading on here about sailing boat parts, my suggestion of 'Does my boom look big in this' has also been rejected.
I was trying the subtle approach too.0 -
Whats the name of the charity? Might give us inspiration and get us away from 'Blow job' and 'Seamen' jokes.
Doubt it though!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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Name it after a bird.
How about 'Chuff'?The older I get the faster I was0 -
