Irony...

DIESELDOG
DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
edited March 2011 in The bottom bracket
...is needing to go to town 6 miles away, having no car, take a bike.

Which one of the four still here?

NONE.

Addict, flat back, plus too big but I could sort that, just lower the seat and lean like hell.(and take pedals off the speedster)
Giant Defy, low tyre pressure, too low.
Scott Speedster, rear wheel fecked.
Giant MTB, hasn't been used for a while, low tyre pressure. Too low.

Has ANYONE got a pump? Because I bloody well don't.

Irony? Yeah, I'm the buyer for a rather large bike business.

Love n hugs

DD
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Put the rear wheel off the addict on the speedster.
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    If you don't have a pump at home does that mean you go to the LBS everytime you need to give the tyres a little inflation? Bet they love that!
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Put the rear wheel off the addict on the speedster.

    No can do, rear is flat on the Addict!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Ollieda wrote:
    If you don't have a pump at home does that mean you go to the LBS everytime you need to give the tyres a little inflation? Bet they love that!

    No, I'm the buyer for the LBS hence the irony! All the pumps have migrated somewhat west of here.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Valy
    Valy Posts: 1,321
    How can you have bikes and not have a pump of some description?
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Valy wrote:
    How can you have bikes and not have a pump of some description?

    Long story, the proper cyclist is no longer here to cut it short!

    If only I had the other 6 bikes I might be sorted!!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Valy
    Valy Posts: 1,321
    Today is a good day to get a pump.

    DOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Valy wrote:
    Today is a good day to get a pump.

    DOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

    Trouble there is the walk to work! Borrowed pump arriving tomorrow so will make sure all are sorted, well the one's I want to ride anyway.

    Plus I'm too tight to buy one even at the price I pay!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Take the MTB down to the local garage and use their car tyre pump - the valves should be the same. Be careful that you don't overinflate it and it blows up in your face.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Crapaud wrote:
    Take the MTB down to the local garage and use their car tyre pump - the valves should be the same. Be careful that you don't overinflate it and it blows up in your face.

    Local garage is a fair walk as well. Out in the sticks here!

    At least there are 3 pubs in the village and I'm off to hit one of them now!

    Love n hugs, (and no sense later)

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Crapaud wrote:
    Take the MTB down to the local garage and use their car tyre pump - the valves should be the same. Be careful that you don't overinflate it and it blows up in your face.

    Local garage is a fair walk as well. Out in the sticks here!

    At least there are 3 pubs in the village and I'm off to hit one of them now!

    Love n hugs, (and no sense later)

    DD
    Use a neighbour's car foot pump?
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Valy wrote:
    Today is a good day to get a pump.

    DOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

    Trouble there is the walk to work! Borrowed pump arriving tomorrow so will make sure all are sorted, well the one's I want to ride anyway.

    Plus I'm too tight to buy one even at the price I pay!

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Thats beyond being tight, tight is not getting your round in. Not having a pump is being a bit silly :lol:
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    I have 4 pumps, one from the pound shop which isn't that bad, one my gran smoked herself to death for to buy with coupons, a Blackburn stand pump and tiny piece of crap called a Pocket Bullet. I've always said there's nothing better than a damn good pump!
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Bunneh wrote:
    I have 4 pumps, one from the pound shop which isn't that bad, one my gran smoked herself to death for to buy with coupons, a Blackburn stand pump and tiny piece of crap called a Pocket Bullet. I've always said there's nothing better than a damn good pump!

    yeah cheers babe,

    You'd think I'd have at least one here.

    Hey ho,

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    It gets worse, I'm surrounded by hundreds of the things.

    I left my card at home...

    Love n hugs and no pumps

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 992
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    ...is needing to go to town 6 miles away, having no car, take a bike.

    Which one of the four still here?

    NONE.

    Addict, flat back, plus too big but I could sort that, just lower the seat and lean like hell.(and take pedals off the speedster)
    Giant Defy, low tyre pressure, too low.
    Scott Speedster, rear wheel fecked.
    Giant MTB, hasn't been used for a while, low tyre pressure. Too low.

    Has ANYONE got a pump? Because I bloody well don't.

    Irony? Yeah, I'm the buyer for a rather large bike business.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    That's not irony, that's coincidence.
    Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.
    Joseph Gallivan
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    try blowing really hard at the tyres.........never know, might work!
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Ollieda wrote:
    try blowing really hard at the tyres.........never know, might work!

    Trust me, at this rate I will have no bloody option!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    Epic Fail on so many levels, great read, sides hurt from laughing.

    Call a cab and go buy one or mail order one in if you are that lazy. ;)
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    Epic Fail on so many levels, great read, sides hurt from laughing.

    Call a cab and go buy one or mail order one in if you are that lazy. ;)

    Yeah yeah, I know. Just wish I wasn't sittning in a warehouse surrounded by the damn things. Could have any kind I like as well. :oops:

    I will get my act together at some point...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    I'm sure you will all breathe a sigh of relief (not) to know that I finally have the correct pressure required.

    Did I buy a pump? NO did I feckers like, way too tight for that.

    Thanks go to TheAddict for rescuing a damsel in distress.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Valy
    Valy Posts: 1,321
    You need a godamn medic.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    One who specialises in CTP as opposed to CPR?

    Sorted. And cheap as a bag of deep fried potato slices.

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • Valy
    Valy Posts: 1,321
    CTP?
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Valy wrote:
    CTP?

    Correct Tyre Pressure

    Love n hugs

    DD
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    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    You made someone ride several hundred miles to come pump up your tyre did you. ;)
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    You made someone ride several hundred miles to come pump up your tyre did you. ;)

    Nah, wrong one there!! And it's only 156, nowt more than a days decent ride!

    Love n hugs

    DD
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