Things you see when out riding

Flasheart

Saw this pulled up at the side of the road today


Nice to see someone making use of something otherwise utterly useless.
:?: I wonder how many of the feckers they have to crush to get a tankerload?

DIESELDOG

Good ride then?

Love n hugs

DD

Flasheart

Yeah it was . As you know I've not ridden much in recent weeks (carefull) so I did 30 miles ave 16.9mph. Just had a shower and now going to the pub to undo all my good work.
4 day weekend w00t

freehub

A single emo is so filled with emotion that the pressure is that high I reckon a single emo would fill 2 of those things.

DIESELDOG

Flasheart wrote:

Yeah it was . As you know I've not ridden much in recent weeks (carefull) so I did 30 miles ave 16.9mph. Just had a shower and now going to the pub to undo all my good work.
4 day weekend w00t

LOL! What would I possibly say to that?

Love n hugs

DD

PS, if you're off to the pub already I guess I won't be speaking to you tonight...

Flasheart

freehub wrote:

A single emo is so filled with emotion that the pressure is that high I reckon a single emo would fill 2 of those things.

That being true and after asking the driver what it's used for (heating oil) we may well have found a viable renewable energy source

DIESELDOG

Flasheart wrote:

freehub wrote:

A single emo is so filled with emotion that the pressure is that high I reckon a single emo would fill 2 of those things.

That being true and after asking the driver what it's used for (heating oil) we may well have found a viable renewable energy source

Hmm, where's Emo_kid when you need him?

Love n hugs

DD

Marko1962

In the back of a tanker?

ilm_zero7

Flash - i think its Emo oil as in lubricant - enough for an Emo Orgy then :shock:

freehub

You'll never guess what I seen today whilst riding, a rider in team GB skinsuit, on a road bike on a TT frame covered in graffiti.

alex16zx

I saw a Somerfield lorry when I was out the other day, and had an overwhelming urge to chant 'You're not Somerfield any more' at it.

Flasheart

Felt so Good wrote:

Flash - i think its Emo oil as in lubricant - enough for an Emo Orgy then :shock:

Emo Orgy?
Is that when they all sit around in a room trying to convince the other Emo's in the room that their sex life (or lack of) sucks more than the Emo next to them? :?

rick_chasey

I once saw what can only be described as a granny having sex in the back of a car, when I was out on my bike.

(Hand up against the passenger window and everything).


Not me, I hasten to add.

dabber

Similar to you Rick except....
I was out of the saddle going up hill and could see over a low(ish) hedge.... over the other side was a couple "at it". I was already breathing heavily (from the climb, from the climb) :roll:

Crapaud

Rick Chasey wrote:

I once saw what can only be described as a granny having sex in the back of a car, when I was out on my bike.

(Hand up against the passenger window and everything).


Not me, I hasten to add.

Pah! I saw granny giving an elderly gent a BJ. She glared at me as she popped her teeth back in.

neilo23

At the risk of lowering the tone I used to see tons of porno mags on the side of the road, presumably from truck drivers relieving the tedium of hours of lonely driving. Moved to Germany 13 years ago and never seen any here. Probably due to t'internet. Or maybe the Germans like to keep their porn.

DIESELDOG

Flasheart wrote:

Felt so Good wrote:

Flash - i think its Emo oil as in lubricant - enough for an Emo Orgy then :shock:

Emo Orgy?
Is that when they all sit around in a room trying to convince the other Emo's in the room that their sex life (or lack of) sucks more than the Emo next to them? :?

Didn't know Emo's suck...

Love n hugs

DD

Nuggs

neilo23 wrote:

At the risk of lowering the tone I used to see tons of porno mags on the side of the road, presumably from truck drivers relieving the tedium of hours of lonely driving. Moved to Germany 13 years ago and never seen any here. Probably due to t'internet. Or maybe the Germans like to keep their porn.

Randomly abandoned jazz mags died with the internet...

crazy88

This thread was never going to end well was it! ha. I've not seen anything remotely exciting on my journey's yet. But there's still time

DIESELDOG

crazy88 wrote:

This thread was never going to end well was it! ha. I've not seen anything remotely exciting on my journey's yet. But there's still time

Threads like this do have a tendancy to get lowered somewhat. Keeps it all good fun...

Love n hugs

DD

deptfordmarmoset

Nuggs wrote:

neilo23 wrote:

At the risk of lowering the tone I used to see tons of porno mags on the side of the road, presumably from truck drivers relieving the tedium of hours of lonely driving. Moved to Germany 13 years ago and never seen any here. Probably due to t'internet. Or maybe the Germans like to keep their porn.

Randomly abandoned jazz mags died with the internet...

Here's a dilemma though. You come across an abandoned jazz mag but find 2 pages stuck together. Do you open it up to see why, or leave it because you know why...?

crumbschief

Just say Niiiice,and ride on.

verylonglegs

neilo23 wrote:

At the risk of lowering the tone I used to see tons of porno mags on the side of the road, presumably from truck drivers relieving the tedium of hours of lonely driving. Moved to Germany 13 years ago and never seen any here. Probably due to t'internet. Or maybe the Germans like to keep their porn.

I've been told by a lorry driver that I really wouldn't believe the number of folk he sees knocking one out or having a fiddle with their partner whilst driving.