stupid o clock in the morning

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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Happy 12th Birthday Jay


    CWNT: Watch the Road. Amazing film but depressing as hell. Was in my top 5 films for last year
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good Morning Freaks and Happy 12th Birthday Jay! :D

    Been to that sunny metropolis that is Maesteg this morning. Well, when I say sunny and metropolis, what I actually mean is dark damp sh1thole in the ar5e end of nowhere. Still, the Cakemobile got a good run out as I've not been using it much recently.

    There was also plenty of cleavage on show from the delegates, even the female ones, which is always good.

    Now back in the office, sorting out stuffs and getting ready for the WEEEEEEEEEKEND! Plans include watching rugby, cleaning the Cakemobile and most likely riding the XTC a few times.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    jay12 wrote:
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
    Eastern european 12 year old paperboy = [Daily mail] 14 year old eastern European Prostitutes works in local shop staealing our jobs [/dail mail]
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    jay12 wrote:
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
    How is that in any way offensive?

    Oh, and happy birthday, I thought it was tomorrow. Did you get any jelly and ice cream, or a little party with all your friends at McDonalds in Rhyl?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    happy 12th birthday
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    jay12 wrote:
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
    How is that in any way offensive?

    Oh, and happy birthday, I thought it was tomorrow. Did you get any jelly and ice cream, or a little party with all your friends at McDonalds in Rhyl?
    Because i'm from Poland
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
    How is that in any way offensive?

    Oh, and happy birthday, I thought it was tomorrow. Did you get any jelly and ice cream, or a little party with all your friends at McDonalds in Rhyl?
    Because i'm from Poland

    What's the problem? You've still got 2 years before you're the prostitute :wink:
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    Today is going too fecking slow. I don't actually have any work to do until 3pm as such...
    jay12 wrote:
    birthday today, gonna get a shimano saint rear mech :)

    then riding tommorow and sunday!

    Happy Birthday Jacob, one day you'll be of legal age to purchase hookers (and blow)

    How can you have a legal age for something illegal? Happy Birthday, now go out and find yourself a 14 year old eastern european prostitute, according to the Daily Mail there's millions of them servicing the male population.
    oh because that doesn't offend me at all :roll:
    How is that in any way offensive?

    Oh, and happy birthday, I thought it was tomorrow. Did you get any jelly and ice cream, or a little party with all your friends at McDonalds in Rhyl?
    Because i'm from Poland

    What's the problem? You've still got 2 years before you're the prostitute :wink:

    Good job Jay is a sensible chap!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Happy Birthday Jay

    Though you might have missed this as it could be past your bedtime :)

    Nice mech by the way
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    Richie63 wrote:
    Happy Birthday Jay

    Though you might have missed this as it could be past your bedtime :)

    Nice mech by the way
    i get to have a later bedtime because it's my birthday...

    yes, yes it is, can't wait until it arrives, need a short cage mech so bad
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    just got back from a brilliant night ride at cannock chase, we were literally the onkly people there, no holds ups, no slow arses to slow us down, absolutely brilliant, best ride ive had for months :D also recieved my mojo HD today, so all head over to the ride section to see the proof i have finally decided what to get, i know a few peeps wondered if that would ever happen :lol: