cafe fail with lots of bacon.
projectsome
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Me and friends stopped in a cafe on the way back from bath.
I asked the girl behind the counter for a bacon roll. with a confused look she said "we don't sell bacon rolls, we do have bacon baps though."
my friend decided upon on a hot chocolate with whipped cream, to which the girl then asked how do you put the cream on? um you shake the can a little and squirt it on top!
I had bacon with egg sandwich for breakfast
burger with bacon for lunch
and a bacon roll on the way back.
Sources indicate I'll have bacon for breakfast tomorrow as well
I asked the girl behind the counter for a bacon roll. with a confused look she said "we don't sell bacon rolls, we do have bacon baps though."
my friend decided upon on a hot chocolate with whipped cream, to which the girl then asked how do you put the cream on? um you shake the can a little and squirt it on top!
I had bacon with egg sandwich for breakfast
burger with bacon for lunch
and a bacon roll on the way back.
Sources indicate I'll have bacon for breakfast tomorrow as well
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The Northern Monkey wrote:MASSIVE difference between a roll, a bap and a barm.
Not to me there aint.
BACON ROLL
BACON BAP
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what's going on with that last bacon butty pic? has some dirty bastid put fried onion on it?0
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blister pus wrote:what's going on with that last bacon butty pic? has some dirty bastid put fried onion on it?
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Roll...Bap...projectsome wrote:The Northern Monkey wrote:MASSIVE difference between a roll, a bap and a barm.
Not to me there aint.
BACON ROLL
BACON BAP
They're both Bacon butties on Breadcakes..Roll,bap my arse.0 -
A bread roll is a piece of bread, usually small and round and is commonly considered a side dish.
Bap (often a larger soft roll, roughly 5-6 inches in diameter). Dough can contain fats such as lard or butter to provide tenderness to dough. Can come in multiple shapes dependent on region. Baps as traditionally made in Scotland are not sweet, unlike the Irish version which may contain currants. The 9th Edition of the Concise Oxford Dictionary (1995) says that the word "bap" dates from the 16th century and that its origin is unknown.
Barm or barm cake in Lancashire is a flat, floured, savoury, small bread made using a natural leaven including mashed hops to stop it souring. It is also slang for a bap in the North-West of England.
Obviously the best for bacon being a barm... as they're flat, there is less bread to get in the way of the bacons.0 -
Isn't a bap just sort of a gay roll?Uncompromising extremist0
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There's nothing gay about my wife's baps.This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 255 character limit.0
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It's a bread cake.0
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^supersonic wrote:It's a bread cake.
Someone else who knows his stuff 8)
I suggest this thread now be locked seeing as we've cleared it up for everyone 0 -
supersonic wrote:It's a bread cake.
That sounds bloody awful. Like a cake with all the cakeness removed.Uncompromising extremist0 -
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This
plus this
= win
if it aint a stotty its just ghey0 -
Baps? Rolls? Barms?projectsome wrote:The Northern Monkey wrote:MASSIVE difference between a roll, a bap and a barm.
Not to me there aint.
BACON ROLL
BACON BAP
They are all COBS.You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
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Got to agree with both supersonic and ibbo, they're breadcakesRide my bike until I get home0
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They're muffins. Fact.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Cobs are crusty rolls I'm sure! They're also a southern thing which I took to Yorkshire with and promptly got shouted at as a kid the first time I went to the new bakers.
Cobs rule!0 -
FFS! Who cares what the bready part that goes with the bacon's called? It's only window dressing to the awesomeness that is Bacon!0
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No No no!!! The bread absorbes the fats, adds texture to the gob-full and gives a surface to spread on butter / lard! It's a package of perfection. Don't deny the part the bread plays!0
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El Capitano wrote:Who ares the bready part that goes with the bacon's? It's dressing to the awesomeness that is!
Two can play that game
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i still want to know what knobber puts fried onion on a bacon sarnie.0
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Someone with a death wish :twisted: They'd only do it the once to me!!!!blister pus wrote:i still want to know what knobber puts fried onion on a bacon sarnie.0 -
blister pus wrote:i still want to know what knobber puts fried onion on a bacon sarnie.
A smart knobber/. Tasty0 -
Me and you gonna fall out! :twisted:MountainMonster wrote:blister pus wrote:i still want to know what knobber puts fried onion on a bacon sarnie.
A smart knobber/. Tasty
Its wrong!
Brown sauce is the only acceptable adition to a bacon sarnie!0
