is this wrong?

welshkev

i've just gone into the toilet and there's a bloke taking a piss whilst merrily talking on his phone about work to someone it didn't sound as if he knew that well :?

Kaise

I thought the rule was
Fly open, mouth shut,

That's just man rules, fact

cooldad

First phone call I ever got from a mobile was sometime in the mid eighties. A client phoned me and said "Guess where I'm phoning you from? I'm on the toilet having a big sh1t"
That's also the first time I hung up on someone on a mobile.

qwerty1982

haha I often chuckle when i hear people chatting while taking a dump!
Not done it my self, but might do some day just for sh1ts n giggles!

mak3m

kaiser83 wrote:

I thought the rule was
Fly open, mouth shut,

That's just man rules, fact

this its part of standard toilet ettiquette

1) when you, or others have knob in hand no talking, eye contact or any recognition that there is another human present tbh

2) Urinals, for this rule please imagine a toliet with 4 urinals, the rules can then be exspanded to fit whichever urinal situation you should meet, for large toilets with many urinals consider 2-3 urinals as an acceptable gap, if its a trough youre on your own.

so you enter the toilet and 4 empty urinals, use either 1 or 4,

you enter the toilet urinal 1 in use, go directly to 4 and vice versa maximise the gap at all times, in fact try to block urinal 2 and 3 out completley they should almost never be used


you enter the toilet and urinal 1 and 4 are in use :shock: the only option is too use the stall, by using urinal 2 or 3 you would have to make you're mind up who you would prefer to stand next too, this is wrong and more than a little ghey, USE THE STALL

you enter the toilet and Urinal 1 and 3 are being used, raise eyebrow and flee to nearest stall

3) when to get the ole man out, only remove your little friend when you have secured a spot at the urinal or stall, never begin process, no matter how badly you want a slash, at the door, think about it man you end up rushing potentially towards other males with your knob in your hand.

4) washing, always without fail wash your hands you dirty bugger

5) never never never have a wee then go straight to the towels or dryers, we all know you didnt wash so what the hell are you drying

6) in the stall, dont whistle, use any form of electronic equipment, talk to other users of the facility and at all times keep your feet within your own cubicle stretching beyon the limits could lead to accidental touching of feet while the pair of you have your trousers round your ankles. it is acceptable to read in the cubicle but please keep the noise of turning page to a minimum

this list is not exhaustive but should help in all future visits to the toilet :P :P :P

D-Cyph3r

Best one I had was on site one morning, halfway through my crap and someone gets in the stall next to me and starts watching porn on his phone... quite loudly.


That wasn't distracting much.

mak3m

D-Cyph3r wrote:

Best one I had was on site one morning, halfway through my crap and someone gets in the stall next to me and starts watching porn on his phone... quite loudly.


That wasn't distracting much.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

MountainMonster

D-Cyph3r wrote:

Best one I had was on site one morning, halfway through my crap and someone gets in the stall next to me and starts watching porn on his phone... quite loudly.


That wasn't distracting much.

As long as you didn't hear the squish squish your good.

D-Cyph3r

MountainMonster wrote:

As long as you didn't hear the squish squish your good.

I was trying my best to drown it out with the sound of my log dropping but I had to cut short and bail out.

qwerty1982

D-Cyph3r wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

As long as you didn't hear the squish squish your good.

I was trying my best to drown it out with the sound of my log dropping but I had to cut short and bail out.

Fecking no way!!!!

MountainMonster

D-Cyph3r wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

As long as you didn't hear the squish squish your good.

I was trying my best to drown it out with the sound of my log dropping but I had to cut short and bail out.

I think this situation would be the only time I would actually recommend eating a curry, drinking a lot of vodka and having explosive diarhea. Could have come in handy, followed by some mean grunts of agony.

I bet that would have made him turn the porn off and put the willy away real quick!