Breast is best!

Crapaud
Crapaud Posts: 2,483
edited March 2011 in The bottom bracket
A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." ...
Where do you sign up for this type of research? :lol:
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill

Comments

  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    Excellent, I've been staring at womens tits all the time down at the gym. How fit am I :D
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Is this available on prescription?
  • donkykong
    donkykong Posts: 160
    Hence the saying its all gone TITS up.... when er indoors finds out ..... :lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG wrote:
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    They get their exercise from running away...
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    They get their exercise from running away...

    Good to see my reputation is intact and looking good...
    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Probably because you're annoyed that they need to stare at your waist.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Probably because you're annoyed that they need to stare at your waist.

    Aggie is "almost" at his best! A real LOL moment. Maybe you've been speaking to Flash and TheAddict...

    We'll never know...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Not sure how this can be good for your health, I generally find myself punching blokes who stare at my tits.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Consider this, Double D *snigger*: by not jumping up and down, topless, on a small trampoline, at your front window, you could be condeming thousands to an early death.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    Hmmm a" tits staring class "..... thats one for the comments box down the gym
  • snailracer
    snailracer Posts: 968
    But but my neighbour's dog DOES worship Satan!
  • Graculus
    Graculus Posts: 107
    Errr, lots of women want men to look at their breasts, that's why they buy items like this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhXzwEJY8Q8

    It's a win, win situation surely.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Graculus wrote:
    Errr, lots of women want men to look at their breasts, that's why they buy items like this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhXzwEJY8Q8

    It's a win, win situation surely.

    Some of us don't need things like that fortunately or unfortunately whichever way you want to "look" at it

    Love n hugs

    DD

    And yeah the DD is correct...
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    It now all adds up, why, there are a lot of letcherous OLD men knocking about rather than the non-letcherous type. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Graculus
    Graculus Posts: 107
    Diesel Dog wrote
    Some of us don't need things like that fortunately or unfortunately whichever way you want to "look" at it

    Love n hugs

    DD

    And yeah the DD is correct...

    Well I agree with you, as it goes, my most figure-hugging garment is my thermal vest! However, that doesn't change the fact that there are lots of women who do want men to look at their fronts - although probably not all the time...
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Graculus wrote:
    Diesel Dog wrote
    Some of us don't need things like that fortunately or unfortunately whichever way you want to "look" at it

    Love n hugs

    DD

    And yeah the DD is correct...

    Well I agree with you, as it goes, my most figure-hugging garment is my thermal vest! However, that doesn't change the fact that there are lots of women who do want men to look at their fronts - although probably not all the time...

    Please tell me it's not a string vest a la rab c nesbitt...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Graculus
    Graculus Posts: 107
    Diesel Dog wrote:
    Graculus wrote:
    Diesel Dog wroteQuote:
    Some of us don't need things like that fortunately or unfortunately whichever way you want to "look" at it

    Love n hugs

    DD

    And yeah the DD is correct...





    Well I agree with you, as it goes, my most figure-hugging garment is my thermal vest! However, that doesn't change the fact that there are lots of women who do want men to look at their fronts - although probably not all the time...



    Please tell me it's not a string vest a la rab c nesbitt...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Spooky you guessed...

    http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/ ... more-vest/
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Graculus wrote:
    Diesel Dog wrote:
    Graculus wrote:
    Diesel Dog wroteQuote:
    Some of us don't need things like that fortunately or unfortunately whichever way you want to "look" at it

    Love n hugs

    DD

    And yeah the DD is correct...





    Well I agree with you, as it goes, my most figure-hugging garment is my thermal vest! However, that doesn't change the fact that there are lots of women who do want men to look at their fronts - although probably not all the time...



    Please tell me it's not a string vest a la rab c nesbitt...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Spooky you guessed...

    http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/ ... more-vest/

    Oh crap....

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Oh crap....
    Yes? You were about to say...?
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill