Fail of the Day
spongtastic
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People should learn that it's not always a good idea to drive like a twunt.
Stupid spikey haired goon tried to overtake the battlewagon in an Aygo this morning, didn't realise that 2 litres of tuned turbo diesel accelerates quite fast and they're not all driven by old farts.
This left him about 10 yards behind me on the white lining, shouting and swearing because I'm doing 60, can't be bothered braking, and he doesn't want to go any faster. What a knobber.
Even funnier is that he follows me to work, (I'm thinking oooh I'm going to be road raged by a 5ft reject from a hair wax commercial) pulls into the yard behind me, goes to reception in front of me asking to see one of my senior minions for an interview we're holding at 9.00am.
EPIC FAIL.
Stupid spikey haired goon tried to overtake the battlewagon in an Aygo this morning, didn't realise that 2 litres of tuned turbo diesel accelerates quite fast and they're not all driven by old farts.
This left him about 10 yards behind me on the white lining, shouting and swearing because I'm doing 60, can't be bothered braking, and he doesn't want to go any faster. What a knobber.
Even funnier is that he follows me to work, (I'm thinking oooh I'm going to be road raged by a 5ft reject from a hair wax commercial) pulls into the yard behind me, goes to reception in front of me asking to see one of my senior minions for an interview we're holding at 9.00am.
EPIC FAIL.
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?
Who are you calling inbred?
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ha ha, did he get the job?
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spongtastic wrote:People should learn that it's not always a good idea to drive like a twunt.
Stupid spikey haired goon tried to overtake the battlewagon in an Aygo this morning, didn't realise that 2 litres of tuned turbo diesel accelerates quite fast and they're not all driven by old farts.
This left him about 10 yards behind me on the white lining, shouting and swearing because I'm doing 60, can't be bothered braking, and he doesn't want to go any faster. What a knobber.
so he was overtaking you, and you went faster?
If so you are the twunt knob chops :roll:I'm not old I'm Retro0 -
J L wrote:
If so you are the twunt knob chops :roll:
No, there's a section of road on the way in that goes from 60 to 30 for a school then back to 60. I just accelerated to 60. I'm overtaken all the time, doesn't bother me.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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Sounds like you were being a bit of a prat yourself.0
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Andy wrote:Sounds like you were being a bit of a prat yourself.
If deciding to travel at the speed limit makes me a prat then I gues you're right. I'd better make sure all the people I know know that they are as well.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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i think what he is saying is that he slowed down from the 60 zone to 30 and then accelerated out of the 30 zone back to 60, like normal driving, but the dude behind himi didnt want to slow down for the 30 limit and so tried overtaking in a stupid place. therefore being a tw@0
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I spend most of my commute on motorways amd regularly get idiots like that. Heavy traffic, I'm leaving a reasonable gap to the car in front, idiot pulls out behind, overtakes me, squeezes into the gap and brakes.
Pity in your case there wasn't an 18 wheeler coming the other way. Aygo hood ornnament.I don't do smileys.
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What is it with Diesel drivers always bragging about the ability of their motor?0
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kaiser83 wrote:i think what he is saying is that he slowed down from the 60 zone to 30 and then accelerated out of the 30 zone back to 60, like normal driving, but the dude behind himi didnt want to slow down for the 30 limit and so tried overtaking in a stupid place. therefore being a tw@
Not quite, slowed down to 30 and then back up to 60. Captain Aygo thought I'd just sit at 30 but I left him behind. Instead of thinking 'ok I can't get round him' and pulling back in he sat on the white lines acting like a complete tool. There's quite a places in Suffolk where the limit's 30mph, even on the A12 but I still do 30, and you still get knobbers overtaking you.
If I stopped them overtaking by speeding up I'd just end up driving like them. I need my car for my job, insurance is enough as it is and I already spend £300+ per month on fuel. Maybe I should just buy an Audi and travel to work 6 inches away from the bumper of the car in front.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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What is it with Diesel drivers always bragging about the ability of their motor?
its like small "man" syndrome, you have to prove your "Capability" as a man by shouting about it of buying a massive car or the most expensive bike on the planet0 -
Oh dear, oh dear,
I think we have a new contender for fail of the day, we are jsut sat having a conversation about women with short hair, fit or not fit
person 1: I'm not so sure on them to be honest,
My Boss: i dont know though, girls with short hair are fit
person 1: how short though?
My Boss: you know short short, like a young boys hair
person 1: You like girls that look like young boys??!!
My boss: Yeah thats it, er no, no not like that
**SILENCE** sweeps the office, my boys swivels on his chairs and returns to his screen FAIL!0 -
Diesels are great - in trucks or tanks.
But unless you routinely drive four or five hours a day on motorways, these days there's no significant cost-saving over a similarly-sized petrol engine, plus you sound like a tank.
Which is nice.
If you drive a tank.
If you want to go fast, get reasonable fuel economy and sound like you're driving a car (not a tank), get something with a decent petrol engine.0 -
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Arkady001 wrote:But unless you routinely drive four or five hours a day on motorways, these days there's no significant cost-saving over a similarly-sized petrol engine, plus you sound like a tank.
If you want to go fast, get reasonable fuel economy and sound like you're driving a car (not a tank), get something with a decent petrol engine.
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if you had a 335d you would have had enough torque to rip the road up and shower him with stones, killing him and his idiotic little car.
if you had a 335d your life would be complete.I like bikes and stuff0 -
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DCR00 wrote:joshtp wrote:if you had a 335d you would have had enough torque to rip the road up and shower him with stones, killing him and his idiotic little car.
if you had a 335d your life would be woefully sh*te.
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